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AAA - An American Abroad
Posted by: moose on May 18, 2005 @ 11:15 am

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An American went up to Canada by car and quite relaxed listen to the radio:


"..URGENT MESSAGE to all drivers! All using QEW beware of a car travelling counter to the traffic*..." ---


so he murmurs to himself:
- What is he talking about? One car? Rather all of them!!


*(sorry but I have no idea how you say it - driving on the left side)


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From: Someone on May 20, 2005 @ 11:36 am
Comment: are you fucking retarded.. Canadians don’t drive on the left side of the road.. You deserve to be beaten down, tied up in a canvas bag and lit on fire

From: Jamal on May 20, 2005 @ 1:28 pm
Comment: Nice joke, but I think I told you this before you posted this, us canadians do drive on the right side of the road, I like this version better,

An old man was going home after visiting his son. This old man was about 86 years old and not too attentive. Meanwhile, his son was watching the TV and saw a news report that a car was on the wrong side of the road, on the same highway that his dad was driving on. After hearing this, he called him up on his cell and told him the news. The old man replied.
"One car, they’re ALL driving on the wrong side!"

From: american retards on May 24, 2005 @ 2:08 pm
Comment: I read it the other way - it is not the problem of driving on the right or left side (eg. europe vs. England), but it simply refers to the stupid american driver.

as a matter of fact I heard it as a ’blond’ joke and she wasn’t English or European in England - it was just stating how stupid blonds supposedly are - exactly as musch as Americans.,.. ha ha

From: Jamal on May 24, 2005 @ 5:02 pm
Comment: If that was the joke then I really didn’t get that part... meh

From: oh dear, oh dear on June 2, 2005 @ 3:52 am
Comment: Jamal - the funny side of it for me is that he thinks he’s right and all of the rest is wrong (quite true for blondes and Americanc - ha ha)... not so difficult for me :o)

From: Snore on June 6, 2005 @ 3:53 am
Comment: Jamal your version of the joke was boring..."An old man was going home after visiting his
son." Wake me up when it’s done.

   
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