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I don’t want to go to Toronto!!!
Posted by: Jamal on May 30, 2005 @ 9:51 am
I would not want to go to Toronto, this is why...
1: Everyone wears gray in Toronto.
2: The houses are painted gray.
3: Little kids have black ballons with gray strings.
4: The sky is gray most of the time, other days it’s brown...
5: The CN tower is turning gray.
6: The smoke hovering above the buildings are gray, and sick.
7: Everyone has red eyes in Toronto.
8: Morbid Morbid people!!!!
9: Toronto isn’t apart of Nova Scotia.
10: I would rather visit America |
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| From: |
Fart on May 31, 2005 @ 7:31 am |
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Stupid |
| From: |
Wendy on May 31, 2005 @ 8:41 am |
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Not entirely true, but strangely funny.... |
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kate on May 31, 2005 @ 8:02 pm |
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alright for one your a fucking idiot because toronto is nothing like that I live there we don’t wear grey and if you honestly believe that the states has less polution then you are strongly mis-informed but you know what if you want to make stupid idiot cracks about Canada then go right ahead what ever makes you sleep at night |
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DalefromManitoba on June 1, 2005 @ 3:34 am |
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Hey,Kate...chill its just a joke...dont be like Amertards and get offended by a joke..anyways,the CN tower part is true though |
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Jamal on June 1, 2005 @ 11:23 am |
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Heh, I knew it was all bogus material I put down, I was curious of how people would respond to complete nonsense, and compare it to how people respond to Americans. So far, they are the same... |
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Dave on June 1, 2005 @ 3:35 pm |
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You are a fucking loser. Get a life asswipe |
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???? on June 1, 2005 @ 6:52 pm |
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probably the original one was about NYC or LA (gray or smog is their nickname)
but really it was not funny - even if you hate Toronto or has very ’empatic’ sens of humor.. |
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Marco on June 1, 2005 @ 10:08 pm |
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WOW I see SOMEONE is jealous and wishes they lived in TORONTO EHH! Don’t worry that’s NORMAL. You say its bogus but I know there’s some animosity. You can visit any time your jealous Lil heart desires. |
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Jamal on June 2, 2005 @ 7:43 am |
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I rest my case.... |
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Jamal on June 2, 2005 @ 7:58 am |
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I’ve been to Toronto, it’s nice. It’s all gray though...
just kidding, Marco Polo can’t take a joke... It seems like everytime someone makes a joke about something, the best comeback it that we’re jealous of them. Trust me, it’s getting old.
And for the record, I made this joke up, this is the original... |
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I can take a JOKE on June 6, 2005 @ 3:36 am |
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Jamal you say the word joke alot. You can’t say what you post are jokes. They’re dumb
comments that makes no sense. And then you act as if you’re conducting some ground
breaking research. People aren’t mad you mad fun of Toronto, they’re mad becasue
you’re a moron. |
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¿ on June 6, 2005 @ 9:14 am |
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No, a joke that I posted as a comment before is a joke that makes no sense.
Three guys walked into a pub. One of the three guys doesn’t like the other two, and one of the two likes the girlfriend of the one who hates the two. Anyways, there was a rock. One day the rock decided to eat a banana, which unfortunatly was the life of a chocolate bar! Oh my, well now the chocolate bar was very sad, because it had just lost its life, but fortunatly for the chocolate bar, is, as we all know, chocolate bars have three lives, and everyone lived happily ever after accept for everyone in the joke.
Which one of those two jokes makes more sense? |
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Jamal on June 6, 2005 @ 12:40 pm |
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Marco Polo needs some help, and clearly can’t take a joke. And yes, I mad fun at Toronto.
Upsidedown ?, that was the most messed up joke I’ve ever seen, it makes you think, but strange none the less. |
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Black Canadian Jamal on June 8, 2005 @ 8:01 am |
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Air Traffic Controller Pearson - Toronto: "One time we had two planes converging. One of the guys on my shift said, `Delta, we want you to make a change of altitude.’ The pilot said, `No, we’re comfortable here.’ The controller radioed the second pilot. `United, we want a change.’ The pilot said, `No, we’re comfortable here.’ The controller said, `United, let me speak to your purser.’ The purser came on the radio. `You got enough extra meals on board?’ `What for?’ `For the people on that Delta flight, they’ll be joining you in mid-air in a few moments.’ We got our change of altitude." |
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Alcibiades on June 9, 2005 @ 3:50 pm |
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From: Jamal on June 2, 2005 @ 7:58 am
Comment: I’ve been to Toronto, it’s nice. It’s all gray though...
just kidding, Marco Polo can’t take a joke... It seems like everytime someone makes a joke about something, the best comeback it that we’re jealous of them. Trust me, it’s getting old.
And for the record, I made this joke up, this is the original...
we can tell because it sucks :) |
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Marco on June 10, 2005 @ 6:41 pm |
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Trust YOU! oh come on now Jamal |
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don't need to know on June 13, 2005 @ 6:51 pm |
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i’m Canadian and you stupid bitch thats all not true, i can say worse about your home own |
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white american on June 13, 2005 @ 8:27 pm |
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Jamal, WHAT’S FUNNY ABOUT YOUR JOKE is what you said in comment, that you are just looking for responses on both sides, and pretty much just trying to get people going, but WHATS FUNNY ABOUT YOU is that you’ve admitted your joke is nonsense, however when someone commented you back with a joke about guys in a bar, rocks, bananas, and the life of a chocolate bar... which was obviously nonsense also, not meant to take seriously, required no thought to read through, and was just mocking your nonsense- YOU RESPOND - by calling it a joke when it was a mockery, saying its was strange when it was nothing at all, and SAYING IT MADE YOU THINK. devote your time to something else Jamal |
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Mr T on June 14, 2005 @ 7:35 pm |
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T likes donuts. |
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Jamal on June 26, 2005 @ 12:11 pm |
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The guy who posted that Joke is my friend, and trust me, he knows it’s strange... Nice try for that comeback though I must admit. If he wasn’t my friend then you would of told me off, too bad it wasn’t the case. |
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laurel on July 5, 2005 @ 12:17 pm |
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im from nova scotia but i like toronto and it aint all grey eh |
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screw you on July 7, 2005 @ 10:55 am |
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dude that was lame shit |
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Suganth on July 10, 2005 @ 2:34 pm |
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Great Jamal...Toronto does suck ..man...Dont believe its a joke..All true.. |
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Lauren on July 14, 2005 @ 1:10 pm |
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That wasn’t even funny, true or not true |
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bc boy on July 15, 2005 @ 2:21 pm |
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love it love it!
been in TO 3 times ..... 3 times too many. |
| From: |
Ness on July 29, 2005 @ 12:27 am |
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i thought this was supposed to be funny?? am i missing something? |
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CanadianGirl on August 2, 2005 @ 12:08 pm |
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that joke wasnt funny.. and im not offended cos it sucked..lol. right well come up with some better material before you try and insult Canada again. |
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Canadian on August 15, 2005 @ 2:06 pm |
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Eh... Toronto does have alot of polution.. I get a headache whenever i go there so i usually chose not to.
Your entry really wasn’t much of a joke at all.. Nice effort. |
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Todd Bertuzzi on September 5, 2005 @ 2:45 am |
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TORONTO is a piece shit place nothing like Vancouver or Calgary. Come out to the West for the BEST!!!!!! |
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jeff on September 19, 2005 @ 3:17 pm |
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i admit that the west kicks ass but quebec is the best......... by far
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Alberta Rules on October 4, 2005 @ 2:05 pm |
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Has anyone seen Canadian Bacon .... FUNNY AS HELL. Quebec is revolting and it makes me made. Quebec actually really sucks. Alberta Rules. |
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