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Toronto Pearson Airport
Posted by: torontonian on June 1, 2005 @ 7:01 pm
Air Traffic Controller Pearson - Toronto: "One time we had two planes converging. One of the guys on my shift said, `Delta, we want you to make a change of altitude.’ The pilot said, `No, we’re comfortable here.’ The controller radioed the second pilot. `United, we want a change.’ The pilot said, `No, we’re comfortable here.’ The controller said, `United, let me speak to your purser.’ The purser came on the radio. `You got enough extra meals on board?’ `What for?’ `For the people on that Delta flight, they’ll be joining you in mid-air in a few moments.’ We got our change of altitude."
I read this in a newspaper - was it true? |
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DaletheCanadian on June 3, 2005 @ 5:03 am |
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Sounds awfully like US carrier vs Canadian lighthouse |
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ha ha on June 3, 2005 @ 7:42 am |
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yes - I thought about it as well!!! Both are quite good - but someone wrote somewhere that this lighthouse affaire was true... ;) |
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NW terrrittorriees on June 3, 2005 @ 6:53 pm |
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You know, I once read somewhere that certain pickles may be attracted to lighthouses, but I wouldn’t worry too much as the last known pickle attack reported involved a broom and a sandal.
This reminds me of the time our pet mantis wandered off and we found it three weeks later, under the sofa, dead. Don’t know why that reminded me of that.
But anyway, one thing about lighthouses that most people dont know is how much they actually weigh. There’s reasons for this. Some say its because the "tiny toons" characters would die if people found out, while others blame dogs. I personally believe that elves, housed in bologna are responsible for the coverup. I mean they did help out Elvis, right. Maybe its me, but earlier today I passed by a lighthouse and I could have sworn I heard chanting. Like from elves. Kind of muffled tho. Like elves in bologna, maybe. oui, our queen is crazy. Elfass prassley. Go Canada!! Go. Just go. I love America, too, but Canada riles. |
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Jamal on June 6, 2005 @ 1:30 pm |
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That has got to be the most brilliant post I’ve seen....
No sense what-so-ever! |
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Crock Dundee on June 6, 2005 @ 7:45 pm |
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YES M8 CANADA, RILES |
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Canada Riles? on June 8, 2005 @ 7:59 am |
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What the fuck is "Canada riles"?
I believe the point has been made. |
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NW terrrittorriees on June 8, 2005 @ 11:27 am |
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I rather enjoyed my post. I hope you all did. Sorry I hit the wrong button and put "riles". Supposed to have been rules.
I must leave for now as a panther is gnawing on my front leg and the hamster needs milking. Should have bought a bigger broom, but honey isn’t cheap and my legs are all but washed. Crippled cousins don’t lie.
I love America and Canada riles. |
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Crock Dundee on June 10, 2005 @ 6:35 pm |
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Hey there NW territories, great sense of humor. But I was just curious if the panther ever bothered with your back leg?
The Crockster |
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Canadian on August 15, 2005 @ 2:06 pm |
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LMFAO.. Gotta love them Newfies! |
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