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Lollypop
Posted by: canuck on June 4, 2005 @ 5:27 pm
There was an American, a Texan :) , and a Canadian driving through the woods when their car broke down in the woods.
The three men walked up the road and a couple of hours later came to an old home. They knocked on the door.
An old lady answered the door "Yes?"
The American Spoke "My friends and I need a place to stay for the night since our car broke down back a few miles. May we stay the night?"
The woman replied "Certainly, but don’t open the green door" (indicating the green door to her right).
In the middle of the night, the three men awakened to use the bathroom, and they all agreed that was probably where it was. So they snuck out and opened the door.
The woman was standing there - "Ahah! Caught you!"
Behind her were all of these dicks hanging from the ceiling. She first went to the American - "What’s your daddy do for a living?"
The American replied "He’s a surgeon"
So the woman took a scalpel, cut his dick off, and hung it up.
Next, the woman went to the Texan and asked "What’s YOUR daddy do for a living?"
The Texan replied "He’s a lumberjack"
So the woman took a woodsman axe, cut his dick off, and hung it up.
Finally, the woman approached the Canadian and asked "And what does YOUR daddy do for a living?"
The Canadian replied "He’s a lollipop maker" |
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| From: |
Jamal on June 10, 2005 @ 1:21 pm |
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yikes....
Nice joke... |
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you suck on June 10, 2005 @ 10:38 pm |
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you should’ve said that the Canadians Daddy was a hockey player! IT would’ve been dumber, but hey, you are canadian |
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shiggity shake on June 13, 2005 @ 7:11 pm |
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thats kinda harsh you suck on june 10, 2005 @ 10:38 pm
I thought it was decent enough |
| From: |
ewan on June 16, 2005 @ 10:19 am |
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i didn´t understand
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| From: |
sara on June 17, 2005 @ 11:56 pm |
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let me guess ewan, you’re an american.
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to: Sara on June 18, 2005 @ 2:15 am |
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Hey that’s a beautiful name. Let’s make love in the sunset together. |
| From: |
???? on June 25, 2005 @ 5:50 pm |
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Was that woman an American?
They allways suck or get fucked
:)) |
| From: |
yankee-funkee on June 27, 2005 @ 12:19 pm |
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and many still believe that our Earth is plain flat...
I read that quite a lot indicate New York as their capitol city (of the USA to be precise) |
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bubba on July 10, 2005 @ 10:40 pm |
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im a looney llama, yeah! |
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