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Letter to god
Posted by: Paul Martin on June 15, 2005 @ 3:48 pm

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A little boy wanted $100 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.

When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, Canada, they decided to send it to the Prime Minister. Paul Martin was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5 bill. Martin thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read: "Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Ottawa, and those assholes deducted $95 in taxes."


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From: Alcibiades on June 17, 2005 @ 2:35 pm
Comment: very old joke... and there are funnier versions of it but at least it made me smile lol... which is more than i can say for about 85 percent of the other jokes on here :P

From: www.jewwatch.com on June 19, 2005 @ 4:19 am
Comment: Its time for jewwatch.com to save the day!

From: Alcibiades on June 22, 2005 @ 8:08 pm
Comment: i’m jewish, so maybe you should just fuck off, asshole!

From: Jamal on June 30, 2005 @ 4:17 pm
Comment: Nice joke, too bad people are morons and post up adverts and random shit that has nothing to do with the joke.

From: Megs on July 13, 2005 @ 10:00 pm
Comment: NIce Joke!

   
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