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Collision coarse
Posted by: tyler on June 27, 2005 @ 4:01 am
Americans: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision."
Canadians: "Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision."
Americans: "This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course."
Canadians: "No, I say again, you divert YOUR course."
Americans: "THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES’ ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. THAT’S ONE-FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP."
Canadians: "This is a lighthouse. Your call."
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??? on July 16, 2005 @ 1:39 pm |
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that sucks
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Andy on August 2, 2005 @ 12:08 pm |
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Sounds like (with the exception of Gary), only Yanks have replied to this joke so far. So to restore the balance I have to say "Excellent" No I’m not from Canada I’m from The UK. Aw common,we love you Yanks too! |
| From: |
that guy on August 2, 2005 @ 12:08 pm |
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I got a joke for you...
How do you make a Canadian?
Hit an englishman in the head with a brick! |
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jus driftin on August 2, 2005 @ 12:08 pm |
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lmao, right on man good joke |
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jus driftin on August 3, 2005 @ 6:11 pm |
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to that guy, i think your forgetting that americans came from europe as well.... dumb ass, |
| From: |
jer on August 5, 2005 @ 3:00 pm |
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is this joke not real? i’m pretty sure i heard that this really happened lol...btw canada is the top country for university students...smartest country, next is south korea, then australia, then the U.S....also canada’s a much higher rated place to live than the U.S... i have nothing against the U.S.A. i’ve been there many times and have enjoyed myself each time i was there, but some of you people should open your eyes a bit, and face reality. |
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Jamal on August 12, 2005 @ 1:11 pm |
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Yeah, Canada is a cool place, but I’m not sure if we’re the "smartest" country, but who knows. If anything, Canadians are modest so that might explain why I haven’t heard something like that anyway. It was a good joke, I love the last line. And yes the United States came from Europe but Canada is still linked to it, therefore making that guy’s joke *No matter how crude it is* still classified as a Canadian joke. |
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Adele on august 130 on August 15, 2005 @ 2:06 am |
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that iz s***t |
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Canadian on August 15, 2005 @ 2:06 pm |
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How come all these jokes turn into a USA vs CANADA bullcripe?
I think that it was something that really happened.. although i am not entirely sure. |
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JK on August 16, 2005 @ 7:01 pm |
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http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm
Claim: In 1995 an embarrassing conversation between a lighthouse and an aircraft carrier was recorded by the Chief of Naval Operations, the transcript of which leaked out to the general public.
Status: False.
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| From: |
brijesh on August 18, 2005 @ 4:40 pm |
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good
i hate yanks |
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.. on October 14, 2005 @ 3:36 am |
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This is a So old joke...and thats not even the original... |
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