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For our country
Posted by: true Canadian on July 4, 2005 @ 4:18 am
A while back, there were four guys stadning on the edge of a cliff, looking over it at the sharp rocks below. Each of these guys was from a different country. One of the guys was a Austrailian, one a Mexican, one a Canadian, and one an American.
The Austrailain backs up a few feet, and yells out "This is for Austrailla, and all of its people!" Before runnign off the cliff. Not to be out done, the Mexican does the same thing, yelling "This is for Mexico and all of its people." The Candian, looks around, and then sticks his tounge out, smiling.
"This is for everyone in the world!!!!!" he yells, before he pushes the American off of the cliff. |
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| From: |
American on July 7, 2005 @ 10:55 am |
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HAHAHAH NICE!!! |
| From: |
DaletheCanadian on July 11, 2005 @ 7:30 pm |
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Right on,True Canadian...lol best joke I ever heard or read |
| From: |
matty on July 15, 2005 @ 12:50 pm |
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not bad eh? |
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THUE-PLAY on July 20, 2005 @ 11:48 pm |
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THAT’S SOOOO RIGHT!DOWN WITH AMERICA!!!! |
| From: |
canada hater on July 22, 2005 @ 11:07 am |
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go america hehe jokes jokes go australia eh mate |
| From: |
True Canadian on July 24, 2005 @ 8:57 pm |
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HAHAH BEST FUCKIN JOKE I HEARD YET |
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CanadianGirl on August 2, 2005 @ 12:08 pm |
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LOL! gotta love that joke.. nice one *wink* |
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jus driftin on August 2, 2005 @ 12:08 pm |
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right on old american, good to see some ppl are down to earth |
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canadian on August 3, 2005 @ 6:11 pm |
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All Americans who think canada sucks remember the war of 1812 we kicked ur sorry asses and burnt down ur whitehouse suck on that |
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Bailey on August 10, 2005 @ 1:33 pm |
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wow.....alot of hate around here....funny how we rely on stereotypes for jokes....it’s true though most americans I know think canandians are Ice skating, tree hacking flannel wearer’s.....and from what I’ve read most americans here are viewed as idiotic war mongering droolers
BTW why were the Australians and the Mexicans throwing themselves off the cliff for their country? oh well maybe I’m thinking about tghe joke to much
as well Old AMerican :Kudos to you my friend, as for the american cowbot’s I saw up there...go to a library and read a book |
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tyger01 on August 12, 2005 @ 1:11 pm |
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Ummmm - Canadians are Americans. Canada is not part of the United States, but it is part of North America. Go back to school, learn geography, and then try and tell a joke. |
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derek on August 15, 2005 @ 2:06 am |
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You changed the joke. It’s supposed to be a white guy, a nigger, a beaner, and a chink and the white guy pushes the nigger off.
BTW, it’s standing and running not stadning and runnign. |
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Canadian on August 15, 2005 @ 2:05 pm |
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You guys its a freakin joke... I am sure you would have laughed if an american pushed the canadian off?...
As far as geography goes O.o.. Mexico is also part of North America... so... whats your point?
Loved the joke personally.. I almost choked to death. |
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RICHARD on August 16, 2005 @ 12:40 am |
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CANDA SUCKS ASS |
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Dale on August 16, 2005 @ 1:12 pm |
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Best joke I ever read,even better then my golden phone one hahahahahahaha True Canadian,we want more hahahaha |
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That Joke is old on August 17, 2005 @ 1:26 pm |
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A while back, there were four guys standing on the edge of a cliff, looking over it at the sharp rocks below. Each of these guys was from a different country. One Austrailian, one Mexican, one Canadian, and an American.
The Austrailain backs up a few feet, and yells out "This is for Austraila, and all of its people!" Before running off the cliff. Not to be out done, the Mexican does the same thing, yelling "This is for Mexico and all of its people." The American, looks around, and then says
"This is for everyone in the world!!!!!" he yells, before he pushes the Canadian off of the cliff. |
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Donna on August 17, 2005 @ 1:26 pm |
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Canadian, Mexico is part of Central America moron. Darn right I would have laughed if it had been a Canadian getting pushed off. |
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brijesh tripathi on August 18, 2005 @ 4:40 pm |
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pls trown away bush. |
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OK in the US on August 23, 2005 @ 12:48 pm |
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sad that instead of trying to make the world a better place, you canadians just whine and point fingers...try trading places one day..it isn’t so easy! |
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coolguy on August 27, 2005 @ 12:48 pm |
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alright guys, when did we forget that a joke was supposed to be laughed at and not to pitch
hatred. |
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Dale on September 8, 2005 @ 12:28 pm |
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Coolguy,I never accept jokes as funny unless you can laugh and curse at the one that made it...although,this was just a laughing joke....I hate Amertards you see |
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george dubya on September 19, 2005 @ 3:16 pm |
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canada is lucky we don’t take their sorry asses over.
but then we would have to worry about so many retards we couldn’t take care of ourselves. |
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lady_wolf on September 26, 2005 @ 1:24 pm |
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America couldn’t take Canada over due to the simple reason they would have to find it first.
And we all know how good Their geography skills are, don’t we? |
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American woman on September 28, 2005 @ 4:34 pm |
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The comments are funnier than the jokes!!!
I think we should all just drink a beer and push prez. Bush off the cliff. |
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fghghg on September 30, 2005 @ 5:41 pm |
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Was the american person Bush? |
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The Patriot on October 3, 2005 @ 4:20 pm |
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It’s funny....a country making fun of America and their own country took their guns away from them because they couldn’t figure out how to operate them, ha, ha. We could take Canada in less than one day as they don’t even have guns, ha, ha..... but who the hell would want Canada ha, ha. By the way to Canadian, the war of 1812? Tough then huh? haha. |
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Albertan on October 4, 2005 @ 2:05 pm |
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K first of all you would have to stop you soldiers from running to Canada becuase they dont want to fight a war that doesnt make sense, second if Canada used gorilla warfare on the USA the US would HAVE to pull out. I mean come on the sniper record for the world is held by a canadian ( CANADA rules) 2 miles. Your having a hard time fight Arabs who are using gorilla war fare try fighting Indians, Metis, Inuit, CHINESE( lots of them), middle easterners who are pretty pissed off at you right now and Canada has a lot of them, whites, some blacks, and many others using that type of fighting. PLUS when you get to our bars your gonna get drunk drinking our beer ( 2 beer should get um wasted) and pass out. easy targets. plus if you attack canada, YOU have to deal with Britian. have fun you dumb asses. maybe somebody should go to washington, their buildings clean and nice, and bring a pack of matches, and WE WILL BURN THE WHITE HOUSE TWICE HAHAHA!! Alberta rules hehe |
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north america rules! on October 11, 2005 @ 4:45 pm |
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canada and america are the best countries in the world. we dont have slavery, every bodies free to do what they want. so lets just sit back and chil out while drinkin a bruski. |
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LOL on October 14, 2005 @ 3:36 am |
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this joke is like SOOO funny and should really happen |
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oh boy on October 17, 2005 @ 7:19 pm |
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AHHHHH who gives afuck if you dont like me, yea im american you dont even know me! im a good person stop hatin its not going to get you anywere
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