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I am not American
Posted by: Jamal on August 11, 2005 @ 3:22 pm
*This is lyrics to a song "I am not american" from the band "Arrogant Worms" which I thought were pritty funny*
I am not American,
Though I live in North America
Which is part of the Americas
Which should make me an American
Geographically Canadians,
Are certainly Americans
As are Venisallians,
But not Hawaiians
They’re out in the middle of the Ocean
Just like the U.S. Virgin Islands,
Who shoudn’t say they are Americans,
Or even Virgins
How could two whole continents,
Lose their name to one Constitute
Where were we when the U.S. went,
And took the word American away?
But to be fair to them,
Their other name options,
Like U.S.A.ers or United Statesians,
Were pretty bad
Still I want to be as American,
As the French are European,
Or those in Antarctica are Antarctican
Even if they’re just penguins
That leaves us Canadians as Northern North American,
But Alaska’s Norther curse them
We’re surrounded by Americans
Americans, Americans!
I just called those U.S.A.ers Americans
A name meant for two continents not just them
For if I said I was American,
People would probably think I came from Maine
Still I think I have a plan,
Let’s become Antarctican,
And join up with the penguins
For just like them, we’re not American! |
Add your own comment
| From: |
DaletheCanadian on August 30, 2005 @ 11:59 am |
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LMFAO,I love that song...but best work they did is ’’War of 1812’’ |
| From: |
Samantha on September 1, 2005 @ 5:08 pm |
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OMG i love THAT song and i love Arrogant Worms im going to see them !!!!in concert in guelph this year anyway have you herd its great to be a nerd and the canadian crisis song and umm I AM COW |
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Amber johnson on September 13, 2005 @ 2:05 am |
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fuck america the only good things about it is that Eminem lives there & 2pacs burried there! |
| From: |
someone who cares on September 19, 2005 @ 3:16 pm |
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amber,
don’t let guys in your pants just because they know all the words to 2pacs greatest hits
you’re going to regret it one day. |
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not a Proud American on October 6, 2005 @ 1:44 am |
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well surely america IS fucked up and controlling and a big part of the planet being ruined but does EVERYONE in it have to have a big ole’ spite-fuck? we’re not all part of the problem.. |
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wow on October 14, 2005 @ 3:35 am |
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I LOOOVE this song |
| From: |
Hey on October 17, 2005 @ 7:19 pm |
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okay ya this song is pretty funny.. but like dumbass people lik amber should hate all american excluding eminem and tupac...duh..were not all bad people and if u think we are maybe you should take a look in the mirror and stop being so judgemental..its ok i still love you canadians! pleez dont hate for a man named gorge dushe bag |
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