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Canadian at School
Posted by: Ms Canada on September 22, 2005 @ 8:50 am
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.
Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I am not an American."
"Then", asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"I’m a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian. "Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I’m a Canadian too."
The teacher is now angry. "That’s no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I’d be an American."
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DaleCanadian on September 26, 2005 @ 1:25 pm |
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LMAO,Ms.Canada,I posted the same joke but that always cracks me up.Keep up with the good work,girl:) |
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Robyn on October 3, 2005 @ 4:19 pm |
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That was great!!!! |
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Canadaka on October 3, 2005 @ 7:12 pm |
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That one one of the better ones on this site.
I hope you don’t mind I added it to the Canada Kicks Ass Jokes page:
www.canadaka.net/jokes
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crazycanuk on October 7, 2005 @ 4:42 pm |
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Yes!!! |
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crazycanuk on October 7, 2005 @ 4:42 pm |
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Yes!!! |
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HA HA on October 14, 2005 @ 3:35 am |
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lol this is funny and true at the same time |
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canadian on October 24, 2005 @ 2:16 pm |
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that was damn funny!!! and its true lol |
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