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U.S.A. Debt Consolidation



3 Old Maids
Posted by: Samantha on September 22, 2005 @ 3:46 pm

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Three old maids from Canada got drunk on cherry wine
The main discussion was, Is yours as big as Mine?
Well, the first old lady from Canada said mines as big as the sea
Ships sail and ships sail out, and never bother me
The second old lady from Canada said mines as big as the air
Planes fly in, and planes fly out, and never touch a hair
Well, the third old lady from Canada said mines as big as the moon
Rocketship left in January and didn’t come back till June.

Two Irishmen, two Irishmen
Diggin’ in a ditch
One called the other one
A dirty son of a
Johnny, Johnny
Sitting on a rock
Along came a bumble bee
and stung him on the
Cocktails, gingerales
5 cents a glass
If you don’t like it
You can kiss my
Ask me no more questions
I’ll tell you no more lies
If you ever get hit
With a bucket of shit
Be sure to close your eye!


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