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Abusive Parents
Posted by: EJ on December 15, 2005 @ 3:39 pm

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A young boy was taken away from his parents because he was being abused. The case goes to court, and the judge turns to the little boy and says "Son, If you had to chose who you wanted to live with, would you chose your mom, or your dad?" The little boy thinks for a couple minutes and replies "Well.. I don’t want to live with my dad cuz he beats me.... And I don’t want to live with my mom, cuz she beats me too. Soo.... I guess I’d like to live with the Toronto Maples Leafs... cuz they don’t beat ANYONE!!"


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