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Posted by: James on May 11, 2004 @ 6:07 pm
How do you know when a Canadian is going on a date?
The entire dog team has had a bath. |
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.... on May 24, 2004 @ 1:16 am |
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Yeah well you know what I am Canadian and I find that rude |
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... on June 1, 2004 @ 9:57 pm |
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not every Canadian has a dog team and not every Canadian lives in a igloo, but thats to expects the USA knows nothing about Canada |
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Tom on June 2, 2004 @ 10:33 pm |
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THats cuz the americans don’t know anything outside there borders |
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Thebrunette on June 12, 2004 @ 2:58 pm |
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you dumb ass pussy canada is 10 times better then usa. so you can kiss our multinational asses
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sally on June 15, 2004 @ 2:29 pm |
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r u kidding me canada is just full of drunk ass that are fat and ugly and are real pussies when it comes to fighting / war |
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Blonde Babe on June 17, 2004 @ 12:39 am |
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And why do you people wonder why everyone hates you canadians?? Its a joke ya bunch of lame asses!! If ya can’t handle what people have to say why do you come into Canadian jokes anyways?? LOSERS!!! |
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Regular Canadian on June 17, 2004 @ 2:29 pm |
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Oh, it’s just a joke, eh.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to go catch a seal for dinner, eh. |
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Matt on June 18, 2004 @ 1:47 pm |
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I would like to apoligize to the Americans, this guy is just an idiot 10 year old. Then, I’d like to piont out that before you guys go clump him up with the rest of the Canadians, to look at that American fool, hes just as worse.
I didn’t really find the joke funny. But I wasn’t offended either. |
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Brenden on June 22, 2004 @ 2:17 am |
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ummm yeah. The Canadian Scottish Regiment Rules. |
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laura on June 22, 2004 @ 9:18 pm |
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i’m from the US and i find it amusing to make fun of other countries but i really don’t mean
it when i say it. Canada isn’t that bad at all, in fact i’m going on vacation in Ontario. |
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Nicole on June 24, 2004 @ 3:32 am |
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Common guys...ITS A JOKE! and its funny! hehe
I’m from Canada too. : )
but I do find some of those comments between Canada and the US quite offencive. To the person who called Canada a bunch of pussies, we’re not..we are just doing better things that have reason. Thanks
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The BritGit on June 26, 2004 @ 2:26 pm |
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Well! Well! what a lot of fuss over nothing, everyone has jokes told about them, don’t take it so serious. You guy’s live in fantastic countries with wonderful wide open spaces and natural surroundings. You should try living in England, we’ve got heritage coming out of our asses and thats about it, hell a walk around the lake is surrounded with wire mesh fencing. |
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Missy on June 28, 2004 @ 1:29 pm |
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Wow guys, its a joke and although some people are offended by it (im not), its understandable why americans make these jokes anyways. look how u responded lol stop crying |
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Princess on June 28, 2004 @ 8:20 pm |
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Im canadian and i think that joke was pretty funny. Its just a joke people!!! Dont take stuff so seriously. Youve never made a joke about an american? |
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Erin on June 28, 2004 @ 10:52 pm |
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CANADIANS BLOW BALLS- EVERYONE KNOWS THAT. |
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Beamriders on July 9, 2004 @ 4:22 pm |
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usa does not know shit about canada so fuck off you fucked up yanks |
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Dood on July 15, 2004 @ 3:34 pm |
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Attention Canadians, if you don’t like us let’s go to war. Christ, our women could wipe you wimps out. |
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Sensation Time'en on July 31, 2004 @ 11:14 pm |
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Some americans are dumb like bush, those are the half that would re enslave the blacks
and are for all white american country. |
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canucks suck ass! on August 15, 2004 @ 10:21 am |
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Stop your fucking crying over a dumb joke and go back to sucking each other off! hehe |
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jon on August 16, 2004 @ 12:57 pm |
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cant you all piss off another country instead? |
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Flaco on August 18, 2004 @ 12:07 am |
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you guys are the reason we have wars, fuck, stop bitchin at each other its a fuckin joke. |
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Booty Scratcher on August 19, 2004 @ 7:36 pm |
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Americans tend to be inbred, toothless hillbillies that sleep with there 13 y/o cousins. But I don’t hold it against them...each to his own! |
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American and Proud on August 21, 2004 @ 12:02 am |
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Hey guys, now I am a proud American. Now I concede that most of us have our eyes a little crossed. Perhaps we were fucked in the ass
by our pappas one too many times. Maybe the leader of our country is a fucking redneck handicap. But come on, we can’t help that we
are the bottom of the human gene pool. We think we are tough because we have lots of guns and shoot poor people that haven’t eaten
in weeks, of course we get a self confidence from this. Our media lies to us and makes us scared of our own shadow.
And god knows we are materialistic and fat as hell. I mean, our chicks are FAT! That should make you feel sorry for us.
I mean, why does everyone else on earth think Americans are nothing but slimy pieces of rat shit?!!! |
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Sweet Canadian Babe on August 22, 2004 @ 3:01 am |
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Um...ok...I dunno...I have family in the states and I have family here in Canada...I don’t care about the jokes, but I do want to admit that I like Canada better. but guys, it’s just a joke, eh...let’s jus laugh it off and maybe the American would think we’re "pussies" By the way, did you guys know that a pussy is a fuzzy catkin, as of a willow? Interesting fact...buh bye! I’m gonna go have some rubber bullets (KD = Kraft Dinner) .. |
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Sweet Canadian Babe on August 22, 2004 @ 3:02 am |
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excusez moi...maybe the Americans WOULDN’T think that we’re pussies... |
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T.O. on August 22, 2004 @ 11:45 pm |
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about the Canadians being pussies... You do know that America tried to invade Canada but failed and ran back home, probably left out of the history books, seeing as USA has one of the worst education systems in the world.
And as for going to war with Canada? Honestly, I think that we would have a few more allies then the States.
Just some thoughts...
A random Canadian |
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Amanda on August 23, 2004 @ 5:05 pm |
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You guys suck!!! I’m Canadian and I found that mean!!! |
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fredo mantacular on August 24, 2004 @ 11:32 am |
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i’m from the states and i think trailer park boys is f*cking brilliant. not to keen on toronto folks but dats aboot all. |
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fredo mantacular on August 24, 2004 @ 11:34 am |
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not TOO keen. sorry. a typo, not a result of a crappy education system |
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jon on August 26, 2004 @ 11:25 pm |
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T.O,YOU ARE AN IDIOT!That was a small army going through western new york into canada and got beaten back by canadians,who destroyed a small town called Buffalo and it still has 300,000 people.anyways,they were beaten back by the Americans,SO SUCK IT |
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the weird canadian on August 27, 2004 @ 3:18 am |
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I am not going to even read all this shit here but all i have to say is Fuck you if you think it’s fucking okay to jugde us Candians and lame ass jokes about it! And Fuck you for even writing shit about us. I really think the Americans have nothing better to do but make fun of Canada because we are a nicer country. The reason why Americans have so much people is because um.......... of all the slaves. You had so many slaves that when you declaired no slavery all those slaves became people. There was like three slaves per person. Wow! I think if all the African Americans went back to Africa. All america would have is a shit load of enemys and no athletics! Americans are asshole i can not believe god put us right next to you. Ya okay and the joke was lame! You all need some Tim Hortons to wake you guys up! |
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Canadienne on August 28, 2004 @ 12:47 am |
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OMG the weird canadian! That was a brillant answer!!! I’m African American (Canadian) yeah I’m mixed with those gun totin fools! *feels ashamed and embarrassed * My boyfriend is in Canada and as soon as I’m 18, I’ll join you Canadians! *loves Canadians* yeah...we all just neet some Tim Hortons...I’d kill for a doughnut and a cuppa coffee right now...just had a small slice of Maple Syrup pie, because it’s my birthday and the pie replaced the cake *razz* it was pretty good too! Well yeah...my e-mail is Shania8877@msn.com ... so yeah e-mail me sometime!! :D |
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MOSES the CANADIAN on August 29, 2004 @ 5:52 am |
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wow to whoever said "And why do you people wonder why everyone hates you canadians" you are by far the dumbest person i have ever read shit from in my life.....wasnt those your trade towers that got blown the fuck up? yeah most of us canadians get drunk on the weekends and smoke the ganja every know and then...but who the hell doesnt...that joke made me chuckle by the way...oh yeah and we won the war of 1812 jonny boy.....but if america did go to war with canada right now we’d get our asses handed to us no matter how many allies we had....fuck i gotta stop smoking weed |
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MOSES the CANADIAN on August 29, 2004 @ 4:30 pm |
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yeah trailor park boys funniest fucking show ever.. |
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Em-Canuck on August 30, 2004 @ 12:09 am |
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Guys we make jokes about Americans, Americans make jokes about Canadians, if you’re going to dish it out, you gotta be prepared to get it back. I like both Canada and The States, were both insanley patriotic countries, and you know what in all the times I’ve ever been down to the States, I’ve only ever had one argument with an American, but like the other 35 times I’ve been to the states, I’ve met nothing but nice people, and had nothing but a good time...except when my buddy was arrested for under-age drinking... but that was actaully pretty funny. |
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Em-Canuck on August 30, 2004 @ 12:10 am |
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Guys we make jokes about Americans, Americans make jokes about Canadians, if you’re going to dish it out, you gotta be prepared to get it back. I like both Canada and The States, were both insanley patriotic countries, and you know what in all the times I’ve ever been down to the States, I’ve only ever had one argument with an American, but like the other 35 times I’ve been to the states, I’ve met nothing but nice people, and had nothing but a good time...except when my buddy was arrested for under-age drinking... but that was actaully pretty funny. |
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covetousjew on September 1, 2004 @ 1:53 am |
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need i say more canada fucking sucks ass. god i hate canada fuck canada |
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dana on September 1, 2004 @ 11:15 am |
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even though im from the USA, CANADA IS STILL AWESOME! CANADA RULESSSS!! |
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Lauren on September 1, 2004 @ 11:02 pm |
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the jokes funny,
the comments are lame,
I’m canadian, but have many american friends.
who fucking cares who’s country is better?
If I was american I’d be all about america,
If my american friends were canadian they’d be proud of it.....everybody thinks their country is the best....but why dont we just settle this by looking at the facts....where’s the best country to live in the world 3 years in a row? look it up.
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Jay&Jay on September 9, 2004 @ 12:13 am |
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Yeah me too!!! |
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Canadarulz on September 11, 2004 @ 9:06 am |
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THE CANADIAN WAY VERSUS THE AMERICAN WAY
USA: People have the right to bear arms
CAN: People have the right to bare breasts
USA: ’69 referred to as the "Summer of Love"
CAN: ’69 referred to as dizzying heights for the dollar
CAN: Forests endangered by over logging
USA: Forests endangered by celebrities on skis
CAN: Biathlon consists of skiing and shooting
USA: Biathlon consists of snowmobiling and swimming
CAN: The nation’s leader exposes himself to controversy while going
abroad after a weather crisis
USA: The nation’s leader weathers controversial crisis, exposing
himself while going after a broad |
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Canadarulz on September 11, 2004 @ 9:07 am |
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THE CANADIAN WAY VERSUS THE AMERICAN WAY
USA: People have the right to bear arms
CAN: People have the right to bare breasts
USA: ’69 referred to as the "Summer of Love"
CAN: ’69 referred to as dizzying heights for the dollar
CAN: Forests endangered by over logging
USA: Forests endangered by celebrities on skis
CAN: Biathlon consists of skiing and shooting
USA: Biathlon consists of snowmobiling and swimming
CAN: The nation’s leader exposes himself to controversy while going
abroad after a weather crisis
USA: The nation’s leader weathers controversial crisis, exposing
himself while going after a broad |
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Donny on September 13, 2004 @ 4:25 pm |
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Go watch some micheal moore videos it explains it all! Lol
when bush get re-elected ill see ya in Canada eh! |
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pegz on September 15, 2004 @ 6:43 pm |
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its justa joke loosers
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wingit on September 17, 2004 @ 1:17 am |
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You damn Canadians are a bunch of pussy’s . Dump your own damn garbadge in your own country or back us in the war and pay your dues. hahaha |
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bballfloater394 on September 17, 2004 @ 7:31 pm |
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canada jsut admit it you dont have penis;s..... if you did you wouldnt be soooo scared to join us in the war and protect the free world from terrorists |
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Donny on September 21, 2004 @ 9:49 am |
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wow lets look at WW1 and WW2 |
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Canada rules on September 23, 2004 @ 12:46 am |
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In Canada , we are bigger, and on top .If this we prison you’d be our BITCH ,FUCK YOU USA |
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Yank on September 24, 2004 @ 8:18 pm |
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I don’t know about Canada because we don’t learn shit in our schools. What I do know is that I like fuckin my 14 year old cousin... |
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Canadian Girl on October 5, 2004 @ 9:27 pm |
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Do you know why americans have to love themselves so much? It’s because nobody else likes them. |
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Ontarian on October 7, 2004 @ 7:05 pm |
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I love how all the arrogant people post shit about how the USA’s military is so great, your getting your asses kicked by a bunch of poorly armed rebels in Iraq, do you not see that? AND, might I mention, Canadian snipers broke the american held, longest sniper shot in combat record, it was broken in Afghanistan. Canadian special forces troops are some of the most feared special forces in the world. I thikn some people need to look into some facts before spouting off about shit they don’t have a clue about. |
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MosesTheCanadian on October 8, 2004 @ 7:31 pm |
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HOlY SHIT
that Go Osama!!!! comment by Patriotic CAnadian almost made me shit myself laughing... good stuff fucking funny |
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Mercurial Georgia on October 12, 2004 @ 8:37 pm |
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Sweetie, while some Canadians do own dog sleds as while as some Americans (Alaska, USA), most have never seen one in their life nor would ever be place in a condition in which they would need one. A majority of Canadians live in urban areas, and usually near the US border south of our country where it is warmest. I don’t know much about the Yukon and the Northwest territories, but there is such a thing as a snow mobile, which is of course invented by a Canadian, Joseph-Armand Bombardier.
The humour in jokes like this relies on ignorance. For those Americans who know too much about their northern neighbour to find this funny, I recommend(http://rulingcatsanddogs.com/canadian_beauts/our-land-Canadian-jokes.htm), which while still following the Canadian stereotype, is at least closer to the mark. I apologize in advance for the American jokes in advance, please understand that we only laugh at you because we consider you friendly enough not to nuke us. |
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KanOOK... on October 18, 2004 @ 9:14 pm |
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UMMMM....dude that JOkE sUkEd and YA i dOnt Own a Dog SleD....DAMN AMERICAN HUMOR....yaa well YOU KNOW WEN A AN AMERICAN IS GOING ON A DATE BECAUSE they kill like 3 animal and watse all this energy on thier damn shoes and teeth/
okee that suked but its tru BUT I LOVE AMERICANS AND CANADIANS |
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Canuck4Life on October 20, 2004 @ 5:31 pm |
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okay..well im canadian..its obvious..my friends and i dont see why americans think the way they do about us like come on...were just the same as you we just talk a little diffrent and have some better gun control...and yes we do make jokes about america...but us canucks make fun of our selves too the diffrence is we take a joke as a joke, we dont freak out about what people are sayin about us...sides the joke was lame...and btw canada did go over to help the states...you shot us with the "friendly fire" in afganastan..rember!!! |
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Alberta rules on October 21, 2004 @ 2:30 am |
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the joke was all right althought the dog sled is not widely used my Uncle spent 10 yrs. 200 miles north of the arctic circle working on the rigs and he never used a dog sled, as for Canada being pussy id like to see you live in a city where its winter half the year and the temp gets as low as -60F for days at a time. Still i love america and i am going to university in america ( mostly because my grades werent high enough to get into a canadian university), yeah thats right our schools are way harder
teen drinking is illegal here thats what sucks about the states |
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losol on October 25, 2004 @ 11:57 pm |
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Jeez folsk chill out I’m Canadian and thought it was hilarious.
One thing, to the person that said "Everyone hates Canadians" get real, everyone loves
us. |
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hotcarmang on November 9, 2004 @ 1:49 am |
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canadians are people to I guess we can let you live. we are going to send you all the
george hate ers/the sick liberial asses.new jersey,new yorkers,califorinans,fuck heads lik
that you may like them. |
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iamcanadian on November 15, 2004 @ 1:53 am |
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this joke isnt THAT funny, how can people make a fuss over it, im not even offended by it, but i gotta say, there are some ignorant americans. hell, when my family went on a cruise, a couple from florida asked us if we lived in igloos, and wanted to know what exact date AND time the leaves changed colours! now thats pretty stupid. |
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iamcanadian on November 15, 2004 @ 1:55 am |
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WOW to american nazi, ur the kind of racist, shitty trash that gives america its bad rep. |
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I am North American! on December 7, 2004 @ 3:07 pm |
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Wow seriously after reading this you have to be sickend. The only reason why the USA writes stupid jokes like the one up there, is becuase they their jelous of our country. A country where even the poor get health care, a country where no we don’t have to worry about stupid red necks carrying guns, a country that doesnt ever have to worry about droughts, and a country where the UN (thats including the USA) voted Canada the number one country in the world to live in 6 years in a row! Canada is the best place to live becuase our people are educated and we have a better government in which we actually have a say. The USA try and knock us down cuz they know shit about us. And you Americans better not say were pussies when it comes to war because we beat your asses in 1812, we were better fighters in both ww1 and ww2, and we don’t go to war for stupid reasons like the USA. Continued below... |
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I am North American on December 7, 2004 @ 3:08 pm |
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Plus everyone knows after Sept 11th the US hit their peak and now are on their downfall. The Canadian dollar will match and surpass the USA currency in less then a year. So soon our economy will be stronger then all your businesses will come to Canada and so will all your educated people, leaving you all with the red necks. And if Canada and the USA were to go to war right now Canada would deffinatly win becuase we have the support of the Common Wealth and In my oppinion I think all the other countries like Russia and Germany and China would side with us. Plus witht he war in Iraq right now the USA could not handle a war with us! So shut your moth’s you stupid yanks! And get over your selves because the rest of the world has!
And as for that Nazi bastard up their you should be shot and pissed on. |
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Bubba on December 7, 2004 @ 11:38 pm |
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"About Canada"
These questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website and obviously the answers came from a fellow Canuck.
Q: I have never seen it warm on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street?(USA)
A: Depends how much you’ve been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it’s only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)
A: So its true what they say about Swedes.
Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed Beaver. (Italy)
A: Let’s not touch this one.
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of ?
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Bubba on December 7, 2004 @ 11:39 pm |
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...more about Canada....
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada?(USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da is that big country to your North . . . oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Canada? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we’ll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys’ Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is....oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come naked. |
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Bubba on December 7, 2004 @ 11:48 pm |
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Things Canadians are proud of...
# Smarties.
# Crispy Crunch.
# Coffee Crisp.
# The footballs and fields are bigger, and we have one less Down.
# Lacrosse is Canadian.
# Hockey is Canadian.
# Basketball is Canadian.
# The biggest flags ever seen/flown at any Olympics were Canadian... The second time it was smuggled in because they made a rule against it cause of the first time.
# Mr. Dress-up can kick Mr. Rogers ass.
# Much Music kicks MTV’s ass.
# Maple syrup kicks Mrs. Butterworths ass (...don’t know about Aunt Jemima though).
# Tim Horton’s kicks Dunkin Donuts ass.
# Waaaay better beer commercials/contests and beer company give a ways. Example: the Molson Canadian House Party...where you get to keep the house. Trashed or not.
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Bubba on December 7, 2004 @ 11:49 pm |
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...more things Canadians are proud of...
# In the war of 1812, we pushed the Americans so far back... passed their ’White House’, burned it...and most of Washington. We got bored because they ran away so we came home and partied. Go figure.
# Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.
# The largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war.
# The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
# We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
# The Hudson’s Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earths surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
#The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
# We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
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Bubba on December 7, 2004 @ 11:49 pm |
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... yet more things Canadian’s are proud of...
# The Canadian Civil War was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
# We don’t marry our kin-folk.
# We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, the long distance and short wave radios that save countless lives each year. Oh yeah...and the handles on beer cases big enough to fit your hands with mitts on.
# We can hum the tune to ’Definition’.
# We all know that a scale that measures boiling water at 212 degrees and freezes at 32 is asinine.
# We’ve ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
# We can out drink Americans in a heart beat!!
# Our elections take only one day. |
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Timmer on December 15, 2004 @ 4:22 pm |
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hey why dont everyone have a nice cold CANADIAN beer and talk this over nicley aright I AM CANADIAN!!!
FUCKEN EH!!!! |
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BeerMan on December 17, 2004 @ 7:17 pm |
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Some interesting facts about Canada and America:
1. Strategists show that if Canada was invades by the U.S., they could fight indefinitely because of the Canadian Shield Mountain Range.
2. Canadians are on average smarter than Americans.
3. Canada is a socialist nation while America is moving towards an Oligarchic system.
4. Despite reports, the Canadian military is still one of the best equipped militaries in the world.
5. Canadians have participated in every peace keeping mission to date(74) since the birth of the UN. America has participated in 21. |
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BeerMan on December 17, 2004 @ 7:30 pm |
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Another thing, a lot of Americans don’t know jack shit about the world outside their borders. I bet Americans don’t know that their government funded Al-Qeida and Saddam Hussein. I bet that they also don’t know that more than three quarters of the world hates America. And another thing, could someone from America please tell me how they teach history on the war of 1812 in America? I’m curious to find out. |
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Logical_Canuck on December 17, 2004 @ 7:53 pm |
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Dear Jon, about your remark on the war of 1812, a force of 800 ethnically different Canadians(Native Iroqois, French, and English) beat back an American force of 4000. And the Americans did not push us back. We got past Washington D.C., burnt the White House, kicked your asses for a little while longer, then we went home because we were bored and tired of kicking your ass. If you can’t accept this, then you are a stupid son-of-a-bitch. |
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X-D on December 19, 2004 @ 1:25 pm |
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Yo mama is so dumb she doesn’t know when the war of 1812 was. |
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Canadian_Boy on December 22, 2004 @ 5:37 pm |
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Hahah, that joke was great, it made my laugh so hard that my igloo melted. |
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CanadaRules on December 29, 2004 @ 11:36 am |
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At least in Canada we have something called a bath,you freakes.We hate you,deal with it,if we were at war we would now be cooking bald eagles in Texas...GO BEAVERS,GO MAPLE LEAFS AND GO CANADA |
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one lonely american on January 5, 2005 @ 11:29 am |
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y’all should take a moment to notice that something like 19 of the last 20 posts have been from canada. just another case of a bunch of low self-esteem, third world numbnuts cutting down maple trees with nobody around to hear ’em fall...or give a shit. the war of 1812? velcro??? so sad...so very, very sad. |
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JO Canadian on January 6, 2005 @ 9:47 am |
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Well yes, about 90% here are mostly canadian. Some of which are plain retards, some at least can laugh at themselves (or from the written comments from the few americans) |
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JO Canadian on January 6, 2005 @ 9:59 am |
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HOWEVER
I’m betting you if there was ever an area to post american jokes, I would put money on it that the comments would be 99.8% full of americans who can’t take a joke at all. I have met a few that can laugh at themselves but most do have a hard time accepting any criticism whatsoever. |
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one lonely american on January 6, 2005 @ 11:38 am |
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true, to a point.
HOWEVER
a) no one knows if the original joke was told by an american but everyone assumed it was and piled on w/ lame attacks on the states and lamer defenses of canada and:
b) as i mentioned, americans stopped posting long ago. y’all have been "ripping" us w/o any response because we truly don’t care. we invented electricity, light bulbs, the automobile, the airplane...but we don’t feel the need to shoot our mouths off about it.
ps...yes, canada did invent hockey but we own the stanley cup. it currently resides in tampa bay. read that last sentence again. if y’all keep fucking with us, we’ll send it to cuba and let castro use it as a spitoon and cum dumpster. see? we do have a sense of humor. |
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JO Canadian on January 7, 2005 @ 1:31 pm |
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Sorry man I don’t watch hockey.
And you’re right lonley, it’s hard to tell whos who, actually I don’t really care I just find it amazing that everyone gets their tits in a tangle with the chest thumping and all that, over who’s better than who...apparently we’re all fucked up and egotistical (with exceptions)
As far as Edison and the light bulb goes: http://inventors.about.com/library/inventors/bledison.htm
So what if an invention was made in any particular part of the world, now if you can claim direct lineage in you’re family to the inventor...I’d call that bragging rights. Otherwise that would allow any bucktooth yokel to say "yeas wees invented thu arrow plane" When it was actually a couple of smart and daring engineers. I’m sure the wright brothers would want to kick the yokels ass for putting them in the same boat as them...and who wouldn’t eh? |
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one lonely american on January 7, 2005 @ 9:18 pm |
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i only tangle my tits after listening to a bunch of pantywaists shoot their mouths off in an unprovoked and thoroughly undignified manner. and hey, don’t degrade yokels....they’re an integral part of a long and proud redneck history of your neighbors to the south. lol
i’ve just been subjected to one too many idiotic american bashing episodes in the past three years (i live in japan...honorary second home to maple leaf waving canucks). need to blow off some steam or do it in japan and shit where i eat. no worries JO.....
peace |
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JO Canadian on January 10, 2005 @ 8:35 am |
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I never knew Japan was the Canadians second home, who would’ve figured? I’ve never really been abroad, however I did drive down the eastern seaboard of the states to South Virginia. It’s nice seeing women wearing little (very little) clothing walking around downtown. Hell most chicks here wear a bikini and then throw an XL tee shirt over it. :-(
Anyways The ones who deliver the unprovoked and undignified attacks are no better than the yokels I refered to. (yes we have our share of them here too) They don’t know how to deliver constructive critisism that’s all. We’ve been bashed just as much (just not as of late) so we know how you feel, anyways look WHO we voted in. I don’t feel better about that either. |
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CanadaRules on January 21, 2005 @ 9:44 am |
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I’m tired of this shit,JO...My reply from now on is...Fuck them if they can’t take a joke[Amertards] |
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JO on January 21, 2005 @ 10:56 am |
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agreed. |
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one lonely american on January 24, 2005 @ 11:25 am |
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canada rules, huh? what exactly is it that you rule? in fact, i challenge you to tell me one country that’s less culturally, economically, politically and socially relevant that your barren shithole of a landmass. you can’t. there are third world banana republics that offer more to the world than you fucknuts do. y’all are just a bunch of whiney posers who base your entire identity on what you’re not (AMERICAN), rather that what you are (PUSSIES). on second thought, it’s all clear now. |
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Jo Canadian on January 25, 2005 @ 12:58 pm |
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WELL, that explains why you’re lonley. |
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JO on January 25, 2005 @ 4:46 pm |
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that’s lonely... |
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Maratime Man on January 25, 2005 @ 8:24 pm |
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At least us CANADIANS are happy. Stupid americans |
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JO Canadian on January 28, 2005 @ 11:52 am |
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I see you’ve got over the bear thing. |
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one lonely american on January 28, 2005 @ 10:51 pm |
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that’s all well and good but you still haven’t come up w/ a less important country than oh, canada, your home and native land. |
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JO Canadian on January 31, 2005 @ 9:44 am |
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Yes we have, it’s" Oh Canada. Our home on native land...bla bla bla i can’t remember the rest.
Anyways why should we worry about who’s more important? when It should matter on who’s more relevant. But when your country on the world stage and has the attitude of a High school popularity contest I guess it’s more important on how good you look...er, have you looked in a mirror latley? |
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one lonely american on January 31, 2005 @ 10:59 am |
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ah, yes, grasshopper. i frequently admire my greek god-like visage in the bathroom reflecto-rama. either way, i believe the more prescient argument is why canadians - the civilian, non-government, guy down the street canadians - feel the need to constantly bad-mouth the states. sure, our government is fucked but the fact remains...y’all don’t seem to a) have the ability to leave us alone and; b) just be happy being canadian. we don’t mess with you until you need to be swatted. again, our government sucks but my city alone (new york) has produced more interesting, innovative and memorable moments in the last ten minutes than your whole country has in its entire history. |
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JO Canadian on January 31, 2005 @ 1:17 pm |
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I’m glad you enjoy your pecs. But relax buddy, first of all Canadians don’t always bad mouth americans...just their govt. Unless they actually have met a dickhead from there...but hey, we have them too.
THE ones that do bash them (as i’ve seen on this site) are most likley little pimpley kids who don’t know shit and shoot off at the mouth. I also assume the unsults like FUK U MUTHA FUCKERS directed at us Canadians are from their american counterparts. So you can either ignore the ignorant fuckheads who write here, or you can let them piss you off to the point of UNCONTROLLABLE AND UNFATHOMABLE R A G E!!! ):-O |
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one lonely american on January 31, 2005 @ 11:59 pm |
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or, is it that y’all know that your very existence depends on us and that, like so much "this hour has 22 minutes" is hard to swallow. i live amongst tons and tons o’ canadians. admittedly, the west coasters are much more chill than their eastern (read: toronto) brethren. i get a lot of unsolicited "TIM HORTON’S KICKS DUNKIN’ DONUTS’ ASS!" and "TELL ME ONE GOOD THING THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT HAS EVER DONE!?" and "I WEAR THIS CANADIANFLAG ON MY BACKPACK SO NO ONE MISTAKES ME FOR AN AMERICAN!". the truth is, if you took a survey of the foreigners here (americans, kiwis aussies, brits, irish, french), the hands down answer to "who are the people you’d most like to bitchslap", would overwhelmingly be...canadians. of course, y’all would probably blame americans for trying to bias the vote but...we’d somehow manage to survive. sure, we’d lose a lot of sleep. stop eating. cry uncontrollably for no reason. as a matter of fact, i feel a tear coming on as i type. |
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JO Canadian on February 1, 2005 @ 8:44 am |
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Well lonely you are right about one thing, 22 minutes has sucked for the last 3 years. And also those in Toronto are uptight to the point of ANAL. I’ve lived out west though and it depends where you are because there’s some really good people out there, then there’s your basic pricks. Anyways, out east doesn’t end in Toronto, at this moment I’m in the maritimes (PEI) and these guys are more laid back than the people in BC with all the good weed. They’re almost like the people in the NWT and Nunavut.
I"ve never said anything what ye had capitalized either. I worked at Tims, so I retch everytime the wind from there blows in my direction. I’m sorry man but sterotypes never work. They’re good for jokes though, that’s what this site is for...isn’t it? |
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JO... on February 1, 2005 @ 8:54 am |
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Oh yeah, you were saying "is it that y’all know that your very existence depends on us and that"
It’s funny you mentioned that, because Canada was created because of the USA. The post confederate Brits were a little nervous when the americans (having moved out west) started looking up north. Apparently there was a Manifest Destiny mindset in the americans and they wanted all british out of north america... The rest I am sure y’all are familiar with the rest after that. |
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JO Canadian on February 1, 2005 @ 1:04 pm |
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Uh, I meant Pre confederate brits...oops |
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one lonely american on February 4, 2005 @ 8:48 pm |
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i resent that! we STILL have a manifest destiny mindset! lol |
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JO Canadian on February 8, 2005 @ 10:36 am |
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Some were some weren’t that’s all I could say about booby....too many misconceptions with a sprinkle of religious tunnle vision. I think the name’s funny though. |
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DENNIS on February 21, 2005 @ 2:46 pm |
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I HATE "DEZ NUTTS"
DEAR FELLOW CANDADIANS, DO PLEASE INFORM YOUR BELOVED DENNIS ON WHAT THE PHRASE "TOSSED SALAD" MEANS. "TO TOSS SOMEONE’S SALAD" --WHAT DOES IT MEAN DEAR FRIENDS
CANADA IS A WONDERFULLY FABULOUS NATION OF JEWS |
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bj on February 22, 2005 @ 2:53 pm |
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i think that is f**king mean. why don’t they say s**t about the USA why allways Canada?
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ilovecanada on March 14, 2005 @ 5:09 pm |
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I think canada rocks!!! heres one for those americans to suck on..... Why do americans get all the plublicity????................. cause they steel it from CANADA!!!! it’s totally true!!!
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wow on March 17, 2005 @ 2:04 pm |
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such hostility... my step mother is from winnipeg canada and i live in northern pennsylvania... it’s simply amazing the assumptions that americans make towards their neighbors... i mean we have our differences but we’re not complete opposites. by completely freaking out over one little joke, we’re making ourselves look like idiots. being american i can say this... we dont know when to keep our mouths shut. Even if we are wrong... we get that from out shitty president. |
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fredo mantacular on March 17, 2005 @ 10:38 pm |
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what assumptions, exactly, do americans make about canada?
what publicity, exactly, do americans steal from canadians?
the truth is, we don’t make any assumptions or steal publicity (whatever the fuck that means) because WE DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT CANADA. get it through yer heads. you people are whiny and attention starved. you need us to care about you but we don’t. now run along back to your igloos and celebrate, once again, your historically decisive victory of 1812. losers. |
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Canadian Activist on April 10, 2005 @ 9:29 pm |
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Arnt we all pretty much from the same place? North America. We are like Brothers,you can’t get one without the other. If there was just the U.S. there would be mass war and chaos and without the U.S, Canada wouldn’t be very well known and wouldnt have anyone to stick up for them. WE as canadians are there for the states. Maybe not through the war on terriorism but through everything else. AND we are not "pussies" .. remember when americans BLEW UP 4 of our canadian soilders? do you think we held grudge? We may not be as strong but where we lack in strength we have intelligence. and america would be great too if friggin BUSH wasnt runnin it! dont say screw history bc history brought us 2gether! And dont say we live in igloo cuz i swear to god buffalo gets 20 time more sno then ive ever seen in my life! so fuck anyone who is ignorant to another country and fuck you to all the people would label canadians or americans because we are suppose to be friends. |
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REPECT YOUR COUNTRY on April 10, 2005 @ 9:33 pm |
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FUCK IGNORANCE! GO CANADIAN ACTIVIST! i hate when canadians and americans fight and make rude comments to each other. You are a symbol to your country and what you do and say makes an impression on a person so if you make a bad impression your not only insulting the person your comments directed to . your insulting your country! SO FUCK YOUR IGNORANT ASSES. IF YOU CANT SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT ANOTHER COUNTRY DONT SAY ANYTHING! CANADA ROX ANDSO DOES U.S.A DONT LET YOUR COUNTRY DOWN BY INSULTING ANOTHER COUNTRY...R.E.S.P.E.C.T. |
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