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you might be a redneck
Posted by: wyatt on June 23, 2004 @ 12:04 pm
if you been on tv more then five times describing what they tornado sounds like you might be a redneck.
if you cut your grass and find a car you might be a redneck.
if you have a house thats mobile and fourteen cars that arent you might be a redkneck.
if your dad walks you to school because your in the same grade you might be a redneck.
if your to drunk to fish you might be a redneck.
if every day someone comes to your door mastakenly thinging that your having a yardsale you might be a redneck.
if you go to family reuions to meet women yuo might just be a redneck.
EVERYONE IS A REDNECK SOMEHOW. |
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Oh LoOk A bIrDy on August 26, 2004 @ 11:14 pm |
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WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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the weird canadian on August 27, 2004 @ 3:46 am |
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Ever heard of a spell checker?? |
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AnotherCanadian on August 29, 2004 @ 2:02 am |
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potty mouth |
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MOSES the CANADIAN on August 29, 2004 @ 5:39 am |
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arn’t these american jokes....and no i dont think ol’ jeff would be pissed off almost every "you might be a redneck " came from him .....luke you must be an american cause thats the dumbest thing ive ever heard in my life. |
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Real American on September 13, 2004 @ 1:46 am |
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You stupid dumbass.
-You might be a redneck if you post redneck jokes in the Canadian Jokes section |
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Real American on September 13, 2004 @ 1:49 am |
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You must be from new france, moses the canadian, becuz it takes a real moron to advertise his canadain heritage in his name. i advertise being american so i have the backup of the american army, while what do you guys have? Your crack RCMP Squad? HAHA |
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Mosesthe Canadian on October 21, 2004 @ 11:08 pm |
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actaully i switch between moses and moses the canadian i did it just for this section actually...and wow u have the back up of the american army so what ur the president??. |
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johnathon on January 11, 2005 @ 8:24 pm |
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u might be a redkneck if you to pull your dick out of your sisters ass when you here your mom comin. |
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hmmmm on January 13, 2005 @ 4:53 pm |
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guys...know whats really bad, a bunch of people looking online for lame jokes to tell to fellow friends and workes....sad! O by the way if your wondering why im on here....i was looking for a skidooing joke, anyone know one? lol |
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Rory on March 9, 2005 @ 9:08 am |
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We live in Saint lawrence county, 99% rednecks, dam rednecks suck,all they do is hunt and get there relitives drunk and lie 2 everyone 2 make $, NO i was not born here, and i am NOT a dam redneck, all rednecks suck Horse D...! |
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Canada on March 11, 2005 @ 9:23 pm |
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um, I’m from Canada...um, we don’t live in igloo’s and don’t hunt cows..um, all we do here is drink beer and watch all you guy’s kill each other in the USA on CNN....EH! |
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Max on March 11, 2005 @ 10:05 pm |
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I think all Americans live in trailer parks and end up on the jerry Springer show....jerry....jerry....jerry!!
And most Americans are so FAT...that’s why the coast is ready to fall in to the ocean...Moooo!!...jerry...jerry....jerry!!
come on America....lets see if you can see your toes.....fight back!!....EH! |
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eric on March 13, 2005 @ 12:11 am |
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U might be a redneck if, an episode of " Walker Texas Ranger" changed your life. i live in fayette county in south-west pennsylvania so i no wut red necks r. Candians suck! as well as the french. |
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eric on March 13, 2005 @ 12:11 am |
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U might be a redneck if, an episode of " Walker Texas Ranger" changed your life. i live in fayette county in south-west pennsylvania so i no wut red necks r. Candians suck! as well as the french. |
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yank on April 24, 2005 @ 1:27 pm |
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big trouble...a bunch of hillbillies with internet access. ps keep growin weed and smugglin hooch, go NASCAR |
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yank2 on April 24, 2005 @ 1:55 pm |
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leave it to bamagirl to max out the hillbilly IQ on a blog. if you cant spell a six letter word then you should probably form a better opinion about it. or maybe educate yourself on the subject. books do amazing things, even in the 21st century...stop staring at your brother and put the beer down. |
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chris greenlaw on June 8, 2005 @ 8:01 am |
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i love your show i have all your cds . oh you might be a red neck if you have to take youre brother to your prom. |
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