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3 Prisoners
Posted by: Pat on July 30, 2004 @ 0:06 am
| Three prisoners were being held hostage at a terror camp. One was an American, another was an Englishman, and the third a Canadian. As the three men were lined up on the firing range to be executed, the American shouted, "Tornado!" The guards then turned their backs to see what was behind them and the American climbed the fence and escaped. Then, the Englishman screamed, "Flood!" and pointed towards the building behind the guards. The guards turned their backs again, allowing the Englishman to escape. The Canadian, now on the brink of death, pointed behind the guards and yelled, "FIRE!!!" |
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Brenda on August 4, 2004 @ 1:12 am |
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haha thats a good one |
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wilson on August 5, 2004 @ 1:51 pm |
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i dont get it |
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penis on August 13, 2004 @ 7:40 pm |
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wilson your retarded |
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pablo the monkey boy on August 17, 2004 @ 11:50 am |
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wilson....you are a retarded canadian...eh |
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dan on August 26, 2004 @ 1:24 am |
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CANADA RULES U FUCKIN AMERICAN REDNECK HICKS U GO BURN IN HELL WHILE FUCKIN UR ASS UGLY SISTERS
GO CANADA GO
CANADA RULES
USA SUCKS MAJOR ASS |
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the weird canadian on August 27, 2004 @ 3:38 am |
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Ya um i don’t get it either but America sux! The dude before is a bit harsh with the fucking but really it’s sorta true! I have never heard of insest in Canada it’s all from America! He he! Pervs!! |
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MOSES the CANADIAN on August 29, 2004 @ 5:20 am |
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funny joke i guess its cause of all these...forest fires???cause if it wasnt ...then this joke works with them in any order really.....damn why are u guys getting all defensive its only a joke...and pablo ur a dirty mexican u dont get to say anything |
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Em-the-Canuck on August 30, 2004 @ 12:16 am |
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The canuck was trying to distract the guys holding the GUNS at him with some naturel disaster...and he chose fire....but it wasn’t a good choice because fire, as in fire the guns! For all of you that didn’t get it!...it took me a while too....but hahahhahaha thats a great joke I love it!!! |
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MOSEStheCANADIAN on September 3, 2004 @ 1:57 am |
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people said they didnt understand the joke because why would a Canadian say fire and not tidal wave??? and it could work in any order for example what if the american was the one who said fire???...were pretty intelligent up here in the great white north...well at least thats why most people didnot understand it i hope....and jon your retarted.hell i smoke a 1/4 ounce a day and im still more intelligent then you well I am Canadian after all |
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Albert E on September 3, 2004 @ 11:47 pm |
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Firstly if its a terror camp, then the ppl mainly being targeted are the american and brit dude. therefore the american was later caught and fucked in the ass by osama, the brit dude is waiting his turn with osama and the when the terrorists came to know that the last white dude was a canadian they released him, and the canadian later returned with hockey gear and beer.... O Canada we stand........ |
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swayer on September 4, 2004 @ 2:50 am |
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ppl...its called a joke! like hahaha...stop insulting each other...but then again...ppl never get along with neighbors.
Im canadian...think lots of ppl in the states are way stupid...but lots of canadiens a dumb too. lol we do drink way to much.
(everything is stereotypes...lets not get defencive and just have a good time.) |
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Mirabella on September 11, 2004 @ 2:36 am |
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Although I AM Canadian, I found this joke amusing. Perhaps you should all lighten up, don’t take it personally, and refrain from being ignorant in your ranting comments. After all, a joke site is hardly created to produce debates. |
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ronditop on September 22, 2004 @ 10:51 am |
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hey, I didn’t get it right away but maybe it’s because of all the hurricanes, floods and tornados we’ve been experiencing in Florida, it kinda makes you think differently about disasters--I’m looking for a very funny Canuck joke--I am a Canadian |
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Pugsly on September 22, 2004 @ 3:21 pm |
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Canada is a bunch of 51st staters anyway. Fuck Canada, eh. |
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Molsen on September 27, 2004 @ 10:50 pm |
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Canada rules...... |
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English Guy on October 2, 2004 @ 12:41 pm |
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Canada AND U.S Suck, you are all obese , uneducated fucks. Remember that your countries were Indian territory before French, English and Dutch arrived. Shit !! what history have YOU got ? nothing.
By the way, keep up the bad spelling and grammar mistakes, it just reminds intelligent Europeans what happens when too many week sperm produce interbred morons like yourselves. You are just a European breeding experiment gone wrong.
Thank you, and good night. |
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Mason on October 4, 2004 @ 5:22 pm |
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LOL@English Guy. You complain about bad spelling and grammar and use ’week’ instead of ’weak’ . Seriously folks, only the least educated people of each of our nations engages in the ’You nation sucks’ debates. All countries have problems they need to work on, and focusing on other countries is a useless waste of time. |
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Canadian Girl on October 5, 2004 @ 9:17 pm |
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Why don’t you try actually going to Canada and expereincing it before insulting? Oh wait because then you WOULDN’T be stupid ignorant, intolerant, selfish, self absorbed, obnoxious, idiotic and just plain stupid pricks. I suppose you all couldn’t survive if you weren’t. Besides, Canada is way better than you will ever know. I’m afraid we just don’t share our greatness with people who have the qualities listed above. |
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Cat on October 5, 2004 @ 9:35 pm |
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.....I have one comment, what a bunch of idiots.....its funny really, you know this is one joke out of many other situations, but normaly its the Americans who are the target. but anyway I dont hate Americans I just hate your Government! by the way Canada does rock
and English guy- take a chill pill you know about a century ago half of North America immigrated from England. |
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John S. on October 5, 2004 @ 9:53 pm |
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While I don’t nomally bring up this, as I feel it is of the past, English Guy...whooooo beat off the Geman invasion forces in WWII? For the most part, Americans in the latter half of the war, in addition to Canadian forces though out the start of the war. So kiss my butt. And get bomb again. And go to Iraq (which, if you hadn’t heard Tony B. kinda retracted that whole WMD thing).
And finally, the intelligence issue at hand. As noted before, you used "week" inncorrectly, but you must mean "inbred" as well. Interbred would be more akin to a hybrid spieces of man-polar bear. Given, that is more likly in the fridged reaches of our north, and don’t "take the piss", but where our polar bear warriors would kick SAS butt.
Now, g’devnin govna, ’m off ta watch Bob n’ Margret. Ta. |
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John S. on October 5, 2004 @ 10:04 pm |
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Sorry, I meant "Get bombed again", which is in referance to the Blitzkrieg. And for that matter, to the raving intelligence that thinks France is is bunch of "pussies", it seems to me, that they are probably the only ones you have, or will ever see.
Besides, at 19 I can drink legally in Canada, instead of 21 in the states. So, as most of you seem younger that 10, may you enjoy your milk. |
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Canadian on October 13, 2004 @ 5:14 pm |
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And we have free healthcare! haha suckers |
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juz on October 26, 2004 @ 4:38 pm |
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wow
look at urselvef
ur being so god damn racist |
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Jazz on November 5, 2004 @ 3:47 am |
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Shiiitt, To tell you the truth I prefer England or France over Canuckistan(Canada) anyday. |
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canada mike on November 18, 2004 @ 1:43 am |
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GOOO CANADA
USA SUCKS
CANADA CANADA
WE RULE
GO BURN IN HELL USA
GOOO CANADA |
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Canada Drinking Team on November 22, 2004 @ 10:45 pm |
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Oh dear.... It seems as though some Canadians didn’t get the joke first hand yet ALL the Americans did.... It is because of this simple fact.. Canadians don’t have to worry about being in a firing range at a hostage camp... Americans however, have night-terrors about it every time they go to sleep....that is IF they can even sleep anymore, worrying about who may be standing over their bed one night........................................................................ |
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JO canadian on December 2, 2004 @ 7:14 pm |
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actually I heard that a few times before, but it bounces between being a NEWFIE, AMERICAN, INDIAN, ALBERTAN, or POLISH. And of course I’m sure there’s been several other variations. |
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Briton Man on January 12, 2005 @ 5:30 pm |
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Hmmmmm, just from what you described about the royals Dezzy it sounds like the attitudes of the many obsceneley rich people in America. At least we have only family living in hubris rather than a whole shitload of the bastards who can’t see beyond their front yards, or whatever rubbish that CNN and Fox tell them to believe. |
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Briton Man on January 26, 2005 @ 12:39 pm |
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Your dollar sucks! just look at any exchange rate board In england your dollar at this date is 53cents, while our pound is 1.87$. LOL
IF YOU’RE IN DENILE PLEASE GO HERE TO GET OVER IT!!!!!
http://www.currencysource.com/?OVRAW=foreign%20exchange%20rates&OVKEY=foreign%20exchange%20rate&OVMTC=standard |
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Canada kicks ass! on January 27, 2005 @ 11:12 am |
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First off Canada is a way god dam better country then the states will ever be!Where I live in Canada you only got to be 18 to drink! American’s are a bunch of trash talkers and can’t back the shit they say up without having a army behind them. Canada does’nt have a bunch of rude ass holes such as your oh free land American’s do please let’s face it your country ain’t free. |
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Canda kicks ass! on January 27, 2005 @ 11:20 am |
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You got so many countries on your ass!Your country is also slowly but surely getting fatter by the day.All the news stories in Canada are all about whats going on in your little shit hole down there.About this and that,Bush coming to Canada and invading our country that dumb prick cost Montreal,Quebec 4 million dollars for his sleepover.Your country is full of rednecks you have no clue what goes on in our country,or any other one for that matter..And you think you do Canada even has shows mocking you.Rick Mercer went there and giving you all false facts on Canada to see what you would say and you idiots said the dumbest shit ever!! Thinking you were giving a intelligent answer! |
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Canada kicks ass! on January 27, 2005 @ 11:25 am |
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America is a melting pot,the people at the bottom get burned while all the skum floats to the top.
Americans always try to do the right thing, After they’ve tried everything else.
The 100% American is 99% idiot. quote "George Bernard Shaw"
In California they don’t throw away their garbage away they make it into a t.v show
quote "Woody Allen" |
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Canada Kicks Ass! on January 27, 2005 @ 11:30 am |
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And finally a quote from a fellow American such as yourselves
"America’s are possibly the dumbest people on the planet.....We American’s suffer from an emforced ignorance.We don’t know about anything that’s happening outside our country.Our stupidity is embarrasing"
Quote Micheal Moore
Even a fellow american does’nt think very high of his own country can you really say that’s normal.You American’s seem to dish it out just because This country is better then what you can ever be.Canada is a safe place to live on like the states. |
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Canada Kick's Ass! on January 28, 2005 @ 1:25 am |
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The truth hurt’s does’nt bitch.And no I won’t shut the fuck up.Are you going to take your fucking ass up to Canada and do somehthing about it. I spoke the truth on here about America.Did you have to check twice to make sure that you spelt ignorant right.Who the fuck give’s you the right to tell me to shut the fuck up Bush.It is the god dam truth and if you can’t see that well your blind.There are ton’s of American’s that hate their own country.I talked to people on other forms some guy is 20 his car got broken in to twice there has been 125 gang shooting’s in a month in his area alone.He was surprised to find out that Canadian’s don’t have to pay for surgery costs! |
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Canada Kicks Ass! on January 28, 2005 @ 1:31 am |
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Just face it Canada is the best country.All America revolves around is money,which deal will be made next,plastic surgery,ass holes including bush.He is the most fake person I ever heard speak everything he say’s sounds like a god dam lie.I am allowed to write whatever the hell I want every other person did so who give’s a dam.American’s can insult the hell out of Candian’s but when a canadian has something to say about them they get all defensive and weird.The truth speak’s for it’s self you they think that they always have to be number #1 second place is just not a option for them.So cased closed No I won’t shut the fuck up! You should be the one to shut the fuck up ass hole! |
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Canada Kick's Ass! on January 28, 2005 @ 1:41 am |
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And you are the most ignorant piece of American redneck shit out here.But yet I am not surprised I expect that coming from A American that’s so shocker there.Do you really think that I will shut the fuck up for you ha like that’s going to really happen.I am allowed to stick up for my country and say whatever the hell I want and there is nothing a American ass such as yourself can say or do to make me think otherwise.Like I said you fit all the Characteristic’s of A American rude,ignorant,obnoxious,and a selfish ass hole!It is pretty dumb of you getting so worked up over my comment’s little things effects little minds.Don’t like other people’s thought’s well don’t come to a messge board idiot! |
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JO Canadian on January 28, 2005 @ 11:50 am |
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It’s funny reading the earlier comment it reminded me about travelling down the eastern board of the states. At every gas station I went to, those that saw my Northwest Territory plate (shaped like a polar bear) These guys thought it was the state next to them. There was only one person who guessed that it was somewhere in canada. |
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JO Canadian on January 28, 2005 @ 5:20 pm |
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Hey, yeah. Our Bush is Stephan Harper...he’s kind of like he wants to be Bushs’ mini-me. |
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Canada Kick's Ass! on January 29, 2005 @ 4:13 am |
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LMAO You are calling me a redneck that is too funny.I don’t like Micheal Moore you complete ass hole for your information.He play’s canadian’s like a fiddle you should be real used to that since you are a redneck piece of shit!Canadian’s hate Micheal Moore so how the hell can we like him he can’t play us If anything Canadian’s play his fat ass by pretending that he is welcomed here.Piece’s of shit deserve’s to stay with they belong!I have never seen a redneck here in Canada for as long as I was on the fucking planet that is too funny you ass holes down there you got Texas,Tennessee,and Alabama and plenty more red neck states that’s quite funny to Call Canadians redneck’s LMAO |
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Canada Kicks Ass! on January 29, 2005 @ 4:20 am |
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Canada has people who get plastic surgery ha.Look you got california,LA,New York city the states of the fake’s jesus look at cher,micheal jackson,tari reed,lindsay lohan,And Janet Jackson and that is just the famous people.Your country is so obsessed with looking young please don’t even go there You have the most fakest fattest country around there is maybe over 1,000 of appointment’s for botox ,and face lifts lol and you say Canadian’s have alot of plastic surgery your country is obsessed with today’s youth!And Canada does’nt have everything America has we don’t have idiot’s going around shooting othere people for pot and people beign killed every god dam day now do we! |
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Canada Kick's Ass! on January 29, 2005 @ 4:26 am |
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How old are you idiot?Do you watch the new’s we have one of the best health care system’s in the world your country is not even second on the list ha too funny!You would’nt trade your American health care for Canadian health care I think you should because I think you need your head checked.Every person that I talk to from America are moving to Canada so they can have better health care omg you are quite stupid.In America you have to pay for your doctor’s appointment’s (Canada don’t at all),In America you have to pay for shot’s (canada don’t at all),In america you have to pay for medical treatment to get surgery (in canada you dont have to pat a dime). |
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Canada Kicks Ass! on January 29, 2005 @ 4:32 am |
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Some guy that I was talking to had to pay 700 hundred dollar’s to get his tooth looked at down there 700 hundred dollar’s out of his own pocket and he had insurance.He said America has a shortage of doctor’s,hospital bed’s,education if fucked up,they are taking music out of school’s,and some child was puking her gut’s up in a hospital waiting room and they made her wait 5 hours and even when it was her turned the rejected her and then they had to drive 2 hours away to the nearest hospital can you really say that it’s right to do that In America whatever in canada no matter who you are adult,child,infant you get in right away.Canada has one of the best health care system’s in the world DUMB ASS!!! |
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Canada Kicks Ass! on January 29, 2005 @ 4:32 am |
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(pay a dime) |
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Canada Kicks ASS! on January 29, 2005 @ 4:43 am |
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Micheal Moore can stay the hell in America for all Canadian’s give a shit!He is a fat bitch that think’s he know’s everything.This country is not beign ruled by a redeck.fake.messed up ass now are we!!!Come on look who you have running California Arnold ha too funny it make’s your country look like a joke.He was in god dam action movie’s and is a complete beef head.He can’t even speak proper English he said and I quote "I was on a typical vacation in hawi and I saved a man from drowning"then he went on about problem’s in California he mention saving a man and having a TYPICAL instead of TROPICAL vacation before for the problems thats all the ruler’s of america do is go on Vacation.. |
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Canada kicks ass! on January 29, 2005 @ 4:48 am |
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Canadian’s don’t pay for medication or anything here.That guy I mentioned said that he had to pay a extra 12 dollar’s for the doctor to write on PAPER his prescription come on that’s pretty sick now huh?America is getting medication from Canada like the flu shot’s and other medication’s that you all are calling up here to get.Canada has more then America to begin with plus more so I have no clue what you are getting at.Canadian’s are the nicest people around and welcoming but when they have American’s saying false shit about their country and when American’s think they know everything there is to know about Canada that’s when the throw the niceness out the door and stick up for the truth! |
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Canada Kicks ass! on January 29, 2005 @ 4:54 am |
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Chance’s are you have not even been there.I think you should watch rick mercer’s report and then you’ll see how un educated American’s are about knowing about us.When you don’t know shit about our country don’t pretend you do because it makes you and your fellow American’s look like complete dumb asses!American’s have a natural rudeness to them it seem’s to just been in your blood.On the show rick mercer report American’s were asked to name two other countries and America’s response -Hawi and our friends down south what the hell is that all about SOUTH you all don’t even know direction if they had a slight clue we are up NORTH please get educated on our country then start running your mouth when you know more!!!!! |
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Canada kicks ass! on January 29, 2005 @ 2:05 pm |
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You don’t need to put a t.v show out to mock Canadian’s you got CNN for that and all the other American shit network’s.And it was a special it was only one show like that all the other show’s are done here,so much you know.I talked about Micheal Moore’s quote’s to show you that even a fat ass,America celeb does’nt even like his own country.I hate his fat nasty ass.Just because I quoted his comment’s does’nt mean that I like him.I come from a forest ha see that’s why I don’t have much respect for American rude ass hole’s as yourself.You tend to make judgement’s when chance’s are you have’nt stepped foot over the boarder.I also come from a city you idiotic ass hole.Canada has those you know lmao you have no clue...at all do you there are very few forest’s around here where I live dummy.. |
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Canada Kicks ass! on January 29, 2005 @ 2:11 pm |
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And are you sure that you have the best school’s in America you made several spelling error’s this time around here let me quote them for you because I do tend to quote comment’s from people I don’t like remember..
He’s hated in Canadian (I think you meant hated in CANADA)
And Every word I say’s ( I think you were trying to say Everyword I SAID or every word I say)You pick on that one.
And I was talking about Elementary schools idiot not place’s like Harvard,and Yale and all those place’s ..
And yes the American’s did believe every word he was saying you have no clue you have not even seen it so there you go again the whole judging thing really typical.
And my whole life story I was talking about another guy out here idiot!!!!!!!! |
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Canada kicks ass!! on January 29, 2005 @ 2:17 pm |
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Your marvel comic book there you go again now I really think you are young.Is your mother there helping you write all this bull shit!! And that whole taxes shit please you have not a idea I actually have 2 job’s ass hole Canadian’s are not lazy people.American’s are most of them are too fat to get up and walk to work,or too fat to get in a car or on a bus.They are even making plane’s for American’s that can carry more weight because you all keep getting fatter too bad.And you are’nt reading half the stuff I say because you know it make’s sense and you are too god dam lazy to read if you really know how now.... |
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Canada Kicks ASS! on January 30, 2005 @ 6:07 pm |
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YAH THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT |
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CANADA KICKS ASS! on January 31, 2005 @ 2:32 am |
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You are turning Canadian’s against people of america the rude one’s or me anyway’s.But I will be sure to spread the love around on other board’s...You say all this bull shit and then you take off like a puss.You are’nt going to respond back to me until I find a place to shove it huh that stumped me I don’t have anything to shove any where.Because you of course asumed that I was a guy...It’s ok you’re mad just because you and your queer boyfriend can’t get married that’s ok CANADA’S GOT YOUR BACK on that one huh?
SO I WILL LEAVE YOU WITH A GOOD OLD CANADIAN FAIRWELL
SEE YA LATER EH? |
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CanadaRules on January 31, 2005 @ 6:07 am |
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My fellow Canadians,remember the old saying THE SMARTER RELENTS FIRST...or the one that I’m in favoure of TO WWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR lol j/k hate war and usa,love peace and canada |
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JO Canadian on January 31, 2005 @ 9:22 am |
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I’ve never thought of myself left or right.
Too far either way just makes either look like a dick, and can breed extremeism. Michael moore seems to be mentioned alot now. Well SOME of his stuff is interesting but you do have to see through the Bullshit (see quote of too far left) other than that he does bring up some points that may need to be addressed.
Pictures can tell you a 1000 words in under 20 seconds, so check this out you guys. It gives BOTH points of view, It’s funny too and the next best things to JOKES...
cagle.com |
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Canada Kicks Ass! on January 31, 2005 @ 1:20 pm |
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You are right Canadian’s do watch American shit program’s because you American’s think you run the shot’s even when it come’s to t.v programs.And we also watch Canadian channels dumb ass!Go ahead quote Micheal Moore I don’t give a dam it’s your own time you are wasting.And you are the fucking hypocrite now you talked shit about Micheal Moore and now you’re the one who want’s to quote his fat ass!And I can take the shit you try to dish out I would’nt be here saying shit back to you if I could’nt take it you fucked up ass hole! |
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Canada ROCKS! on January 31, 2005 @ 1:21 pm |
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Hahaha! THANKS, JO Canadian! That site is a chuckle. I’m not logging onto this one anymore as I’ve read all the jokes. Cheers: It’s nice to know that we Canadians have such a great sense of humour! Bye! |
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Canada Kicks Ass! on January 31, 2005 @ 1:38 pm |
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And I come here once a day nut job....I also have a job 2 as a matter of fact I come on here at my work place dumb ass!!Micheal Moore is a piece of shit quote any fucking thing you want I don’t give a shit if he say’s he would die for America eating like a dam cow would catch up to him first anyways....waste your time I don’t care.I think you just need some ass!Maybe that’s what is wrong with you sexually not getting any lately huh too bad! |
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Canada Kicks ass! on January 31, 2005 @ 5:19 pm |
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What the fuck are you talking about you fucked up prick!And I have multi personality disorder what the fuck are you talking about LMAO I have no clue what you are talking about.Are you saying that I am all those other people too..Actually I’m not but what ever you want to think I guess...You’re the one that look’s so god dam stupid because I am not Dennis,Canada Rocks,or Dr.Phil where on earth did you get that one from idiot...Actually I was’nt going to be so fucking insulting last time around but hey if you want me to I have no problem with me telling you to SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PATHETIC ASS HOLE!I am not those other people that is quite funny though..... |
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Canada kicks ass! on January 31, 2005 @ 5:25 pm |
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You are such a slow,ignorant,fucked up America piece of shit that I could care less about.You are the hypocrite making pathetic shit up saying I am this person and this person what the fuck are you talking about.You are the only one who look’s like a idiotic bitch not me I can’t believe you think I am out here acting like all these other type’s of people...And I am sure that the people you named up there will agree the people who you said I am acting like you are a fucked up waste of space bitch.You are going through past post’s just to see what other people said to compare me to.So you can say I am also them I find that quite retarded but whatever LMAO YOU QUEER PRICK! |
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Canada Kicks ass! on January 31, 2005 @ 5:50 pm |
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Why the fuck would you want me to keep saying ignorant shit to you.Only for your entertainment.You ain’t getting any from your gf or bf what ever float’s your boat so you come here and trying to get attention from other people since you really like to talk about sex....I guess you never had any in awhile you did’nt deny it so maybe it is true..Beside’s the fact that you thought I was a guy and that I am out here acting like more then one person which is so funny because the first time I came here I have been using this name.And I knew that your fucked American ass was’nt part German which yet again you asumed shit I said American/Germany because that’s where you claim you live you FUCKED QUEER ASS HOLE PRICK!!!!!!!! in a canadian way fuck you eh! |
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aussie dude on February 1, 2005 @ 9:27 am |
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g’day all and all that good stuff to ya. i don’t know what is going on on this site, but i sure am glad to be an australian, that’s all i can say. glad there’s a huge ocean between us and that malarkey. we love the accent you canadians have down here. come on and visit us anytime cuz yer a fine crew. care, mates. |
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Canada kicks Ass! on February 1, 2005 @ 2:11 pm |
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Is( you are a fucked up retard) a type of drug?What the jesus christ is that all about whoa we got a comedian on the board.Thats so fucked up of you..Are you playing a role or something or do you have a condition you sound like you are talking in the thrid person you wacked out freak.Why the fuck will I want to sexually please you I got a man and he is much better then a queer ass hole from America that thinks he’s better then everyone.Americans are some of the most hated people on this fucking planet and you know it!Oh I see you want to be a rapper eh!!! You used the term SPIT that I am spitting these dirty jokes FUCK YOU’RE BAKED!!! |
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Canada Kicks Ass! on February 1, 2005 @ 2:16 pm |
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And what is with this shit about me saying that I am this open fun loving canadian I have never said that before but thanks bitch I guess you think that EH!Who the fuck is this Dennis person I have seen some of this person’s comments out here but I have never even talked to this person you dumb ass bitch!And I am sure that you have no whore...Maybe a stripper from Germany that look’s like a beat down crack head that look’s like a fat nasty piece of shit anyway’s.EVen if you do got a girl she must be one fucked up bitch to be with a complete ass hole redneck eh!And I used the saying 100% canadian to state that I was born here ass hole who really give’s a dam that this Dennis person has used that before you queer wannabe bitch whore master!! |
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Canada Kicks Ass! on February 2, 2005 @ 4:11 pm |
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For one thing you prick I put YOU ARE ON which I fucking meant YOU ARE AN oh jesus please you ass hole and you had several writing error’s you seem to use everything I already said you are correcting me since I already did it to you get your own material ass hole!Any normal guy wouldnt go out with me ha I don’t tell people off usually you are the first ass hole.AND I GOT A BOYFRIEND did you forget you idiotic bitch.And I do get ton’s of guy’s asking me out even though I got a boyfriend don’t tell me you american piece of shit.And I keep calling you a redneck because it annoy’s you YOU IDIOT and it is quite funny that you keep telling me to stop calling you a redneck that’s why I do it.....WHORE MASTER. |
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Canada kicks ass! on February 2, 2005 @ 4:19 pm |
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GRAMMATICAL ERRORS what the fuck is with that...I hate to say this but you are’nt pissing me off I think it is real funny,and pathetic attempt’s to defend your self..And whats with you and the word INVENT that is like the thrid time you have metioned it..And rappers do say spit idiot...the only other term I have heard it is SPIT by the mouth ass hole..And I don’t love American culture I would never want to be American or ever live there at all even to visit is a pain What’s with the use of EH AND YO you freak you really are a wannabe eh not only do you want to be Canadian but a rapper as well!And I know you never said I talked to Dennis I said that I dont even know him or have talked to him idiot.And I am not Dennis and you know that I am not you are just being annoying.you are just trying to piss me off it aint working so just give up already. |
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Canada kicks Ass! on February 3, 2005 @ 2:13 pm |
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Yet again in the words of my fellow Canadian ...canada is the biggest export in speed,steroids,and pot to the usa..we like our neighbours down south
nervous,huge,and laughing...if you dislike canada so much why the fuck you should americans be able to smoke our plants and get buff on our steroids...Not only are you americans taking our precription medications you are even taking plants out of our own ground..thats not fair now eh you all get high and loaded on canadian products oh well.And my boyfriend is working now so i cant suck his needle dick so you say..and I am not a whore I dont sleep with these guy’s that ask me out I dont even go out with them because I got a bf you idiotic ass hole... |
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Canada kicks ass! on February 3, 2005 @ 2:16 pm |
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And to the second post i meant how fucking cute thought i’d clear that up so i dont have a bitch to correct me! and I have never even see and bear here before and what part of your slow undeveloped mind had the thought to say I fuck bears thats quite odd I have to say and fucking gross,and dumb of you to say that but whatever! |
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DENNIS on March 29, 2005 @ 7:04 pm |
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JIMMY JO JOHNNY!! HEHEHE, YAY I HAVE TAKEN OVER AGAIN, YAY!!!
AS YOU CAN SEE I ALMOST CAME OUT UP THERE^^ BUT I’M BACK!!! |
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DENNIS on March 29, 2005 @ 7:05 pm |
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GO WIPE YOUR POOPIES ASSHOLE!!! |
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DENNIS on March 29, 2005 @ 7:06 pm |
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I’M JASON’S BROTHER, AKA- D-E-N-N-I-S
YOU ASSHOLES!! I AM CANADIAN FOOLS!!!!
MY BROTHER PLAYS WITH ME IF GRANNY TURNS HIM DOWN!!, JUST LET HIM HAVE HIS WAY GRANNY, U OLD BITCH, JASON- LEAVE ME ALONE AND STAY WITH GRANNY N’ GRAMPS, AND LEAVE ME WITH GREAT AUNT SUE!!! AND NO YOU CAN’T EAT MY POOPIES TONIGHT, BUT I’LL LET YOU TASTE MY BUTTHOLE FOR TEN MINUTES BECAUSE I DO LIKE THAT!!!! CANADA IS THE BEST COUNTRY EVER, MY DEAR JIMMIES!
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Dr. Phil, Ph.D. on March 29, 2005 @ 7:07 pm |
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Goddammit!!! DENNIS has regainded control!!!! He’s writing shit on this damn comp again!!! ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! The personalities are fighting again!!!!!!!!!!! ahhh!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Dr. Phil, Ph.D. on March 29, 2005 @ 7:08 pm |
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We can’t all share the same body fools!!! ahh! LISTEN TO ME YOU FOOLS!!!!!!!
I’M THE CARETAKER HERE, I’M THE SMARTEST HERE, I’M IN CONTROL HERE!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, STOP DENNIS!!!!!!!!!!! |
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JO Canadian on March 29, 2005 @ 7:11 pm |
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Okay guys I think I have regained control. Now I just hope DENNIS does not come back!! Go Canada! And I don’t hate the U.S. There can we all be friends. |
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JO Canadian on May 1, 2005 @ 3:51 pm |
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Hey! It’s about time someone spelled my name right. ’Bout time man!
Sic’em JO ][ |
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