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Posted by: Bopper09 on August 1, 2004 @ 0:17 am
| In Arcola, Saskatchewan a 5 year old and a 3 year old were upstairs playing in their room. The 5 year old says "you know what, today I’m going to start swearing." Then Mom calls them down and asks them what they want for dinner. The 5 year old says "I’ll have some of that shitty Kraft dinner." The Mom immediately yells and smacks the 5 year old across the face and washes his mouth out with soap. Then she asks the 3 year old what he wants for dinner. The 3 year old, scared, says "Whatever you want to make Mom, but I sure as fuck don’t want Kraft dinner." |
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MOSES the CANADIAN on August 29, 2004 @ 5:15 am |
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funny joke...................but i guess this can work with any place |
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Lauren on September 10, 2004 @ 8:34 pm |
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pretty weak |
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JOY on November 7, 2004 @ 5:48 pm |
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THIS IS TOOOOOOOO FUNNY...LOL |
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CanadaRules on December 29, 2004 @ 11:31 am |
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Love it....I just love it...but next time,dont refer to Canadians in that way |
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Americans DO swear on January 21, 2005 @ 4:16 am |
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Just too bad that they can’t learn to SWEAR to tell the TRUTH, the WHOLE TRUTH, and NOTHING but the TRUTH. Instead, they fabricate TRANSPARENT lies about foreign ammunitions threats and toss the world into misery.
Ever heard of God, you guys? You think he goes for that shit even for a SECOND??? You’ve all got some major brimstone a commin! Stock up on marshmallows............. |
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FER SURE! on March 5, 2005 @ 8:43 pm |
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Oh, and stock up on wienies, too. When you all pass away, and Satan gets his hands on your whole damned population, you’ll be hearing more than a little brimstone. You’ll be roasting in the pits of hell as atonement for what you have done to YOUR OWN INNOCENTS, not to mention the rest of the world. God’s justice IS as loud as brimstone, and it awaits us all. I am thrilled, but you should tremble in fear. |
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Amanda on March 14, 2005 @ 11:25 pm |
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THAT WAS THE LOWEST JOKE I’VE EVER HEARD!!
=WHAT ^THAT^ MEANS=
$$$$***IT SUCKED***$$$$ |
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