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Canadian drivers
Posted by: jen on August 15, 2004 @ 10:46 am
The automobile companies put black boxes in cars (like they have in planes) to record people’s last words as they crashed into things and died. In the U.S., the last words were mostly, "Oh no!" ...Kind of what you would expect.
But in Canada, it was a different story. Most of them said right before they died, "Take my beer. Watch this!"
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KJ on August 26, 2004 @ 11:04 am |
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That is true not funny |
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the weird canadian on August 27, 2004 @ 3:44 am |
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He He! Who really cares!?! |
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MOSES the CANADIAN on August 29, 2004 @ 5:13 am |
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funny joke.....and its true damn we suck at driving |
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swayer on September 4, 2004 @ 2:43 am |
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HAHA lol the joke didnt make me laugh...it was moses. thanx buddy.... |
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Brett on September 22, 2004 @ 12:47 pm |
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That joke is the best! I like beer!! |
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Canadian Girl on October 5, 2004 @ 9:21 pm |
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Silly and unrealistic yet amusing. |
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DENNIS on October 17, 2004 @ 9:09 pm |
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CANADA HAS NO MUNCIPAL SYSTEM. THEY DUMP THEIR OWN FILTHY HUMAN WASTER AND NUMEROUS OTHER WASTES INTO THEIR DRINKING WATER SYSTEMS. ALSO, BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO CLEANLINESS, DECENCY, INTELLIGENCE, OR RESPECT AND THEY ARE GREEDY THEY HAVE FOREIGN NATIONS PAY THEM SMALL AMOUNTS OF MONEY TO DUMP THEIR WASTES INTO CANDADIAN SUPPLY SYSTEMS. THIS IS ONLY IN KEEPING WITH THE OVERALL REPULSIVENESS OF CANADA. IT IS A FACT THAT CANADA SINGULARLY AS A NATION HAS GIVEN THE WORLD MORE KINDS OF DISEASE, SEVERAL DEADLY ONES, THAN ANY OTHER 4 NATIONS PUT TOGETHER. CANADA IS A DISGRACE IN EVERY WAY AND IS CAUSING THE WORLD GREAT HARM IN SO MANY WAYS. IF ONLY THERE WAS A WAY TO OBLITERATE THE NASTY DISEASED SCAB KNOWN AS CANADA.
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smurf on October 18, 2004 @ 7:22 pm |
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Dennis Canada is NOT a third world country like u seem to think it is and if u knew what was good for ya you’d shut the hell up |
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iamcanadian on November 15, 2004 @ 1:41 am |
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haha dennis is a fucking moron |
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Canada Drinking Team on November 22, 2004 @ 10:28 pm |
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Oh Dennis.... I feel sorry for you, I really do..... Having to live in that prison of your parents basement when your 34 years old..... And actually enjoy it? Damnnnnn......
But hey, look at the bright side.... the less sex you have with us, the more sex you can have with your sister.
Bottom’s up! |
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iamcanadian on November 25, 2004 @ 12:12 am |
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MUA HA HA HA HAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! ooooooh that was funny Canada Drinking Team |
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JO canadian on December 2, 2004 @ 7:01 pm |
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Don’t take it to hard on the Dennis guy, this is probably his only way of venting frustrations on a particular scapegoat (that’s us) to feel better over things in his life that he can’t control:
-Not getting enough at home
-therefore too much masturbation, resulting in injury
-paying U.S. medical bills for the treatment with no health care
-is most likley draft age (judging on ignorance and grammar)
-hasn’t had a pretty girlfriend yet
-and has only been hit on by guys instead
Since I’m at work and can’t keep em coming feel free to continue the list, lets just keep the shots intelligent so we don’t have to bring it down to certain peoples level, which is mainly one syllable sentances that are usually predictable that most people don’t bother to read. |
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Steph canadian on December 3, 2004 @ 10:38 pm |
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As we Canadians know we live in a beautiful country and it’s unfortunate that idiots like you Dennis, say things like that about Canada. I am thinking that you probably came to visit our beautiful country and did not get laid and the reason for that well its simple its probably because us women have beauty & brains, and its just too bad that you had to come to Canada to look for it, and now you are taking your frustrations out on this site. I have nothing against any country in the world, and what i do believe is that you are an idiot, and you have nothing better to do with your life. So instead of rating jokes i am going to give you a little mathematical question--hmmm let me see now stupid + idiot = What do you think the answer is DENNIS... |
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DENNIS on December 5, 2004 @ 6:58 pm |
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THE GOOD DEAR LORD WILL MAKE U BURN IN HELL FOR STEALING MY HEART, DICKSHITHEADS
GO WIPE THE POOPY OFF OF GRANNY AND GRAMPS, ASSHOLES
I AM CANADIAN U FUCKING RETARDS, ARE U FUCKING RETARDED? I AM CANADIAN!!!!!!!! I WAS BORN AND RAISED IN THE GREAT LAND OF CANADA! I RESIDE IN CANADA, ASSHOLES!!! I AM PRO-CANADIAN AND I LOVE CANADA!!! YOU WILL SURELY PERISH FOR YOUR EVILS!!!! |
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THE DOCTOR on December 9, 2004 @ 2:17 pm |
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You ARE a Canadian DENNIS?? Then I suggest upping your medication.
Especially with words like...."good dear lord?"...."burn in hell?"...."stealing my
heart?"...."perish for your evils?"
And, did you really use the word "POOPY?"....POOPY DENNIS? How can you call
anyone retarded when you use the word POOPY??
JO Canadian is right. This is the worst case of sexual frustration I’v ever come across.
However, my guess is that you have cut your right hand and are unable to masturbate,
ruining your ONLY love life.
Ranting righteous crap on a joke website leads me to believe you have a dose of the
"Sad Anal Bastard Condition," resulting directly from "No Friends Syndrome."
So, THE DOCTOR recommends a prescription of :
blow it out your ass, three times a day....better make that five, and a kevlar straight jacket
(highly recommended).
Finally, take a BIG chill pill POOPY DENNIS (the blue kind).
THE DOC. |
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Joe Camper on January 25, 2005 @ 7:57 pm |
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That’s great. Only the true Canadian Beer drinkers would find that funnier than others. |
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Flower Child on February 9, 2005 @ 9:26 pm |
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What’s with all the bashing? First you guys bash America, and now other people!?!?! I do believe that Dennis shouldn’t say things like this, but if you give a reaction and you play right back, you’re being just as bad. America’s cool, so is Canada! |
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CanadaRules on February 14, 2005 @ 4:06 am |
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I see the Treason Seson has started early for you,Flower Child...we are only defending our selfs when we bash the States...and USA is not cool...will ask you how cool they are when they start WW3,Flower Child...agree that Canada is cool by the way |
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Rex Havoc on February 15, 2005 @ 3:03 pm |
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Canada, Here’s your sign. Enough said |
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Lisha on September 29, 2005 @ 2:51 am |
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Dennis.. I have something to say to you... We do dump waste into our water.....
but just before it crosses the american border.... And if you are Canadian I really think that maybe YOU should stop dumping your waste into the water, or should take advantage of the lovely medical we have here... |
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STOP on October 17, 2005 @ 4:18 pm |
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STOP SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT CANADA because u don’t even know the country, the stupid people are the americans immigrates that came here |
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