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Canadian drivers
Posted by: jen on August 15, 2004 @ 10:46 am
The automobile companies put black boxes in cars (like they have in planes) to record people’s last words as they crashed into things and died. In the U.S., the last words were mostly, "Oh no!" ...Kind of what you would expect.
But in Canada, it was a different story. Most of them said right before they died, "Take my beer. Watch this!"
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DENNIS THE GREAT on October 17, 2004 @ 9:32 pm |
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I SINCERELY DO BELIEVE THAT THE DEAR LORD HAS A PLAN FOR ALL OF US. FOR WE ARE HIS CHILDREN.
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nic and loz on October 25, 2004 @ 9:34 am |
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yer well cool dennis i totaly agree so ur a cristian well good 4 u i am a christian to god bless u |
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nicola on October 25, 2004 @ 9:37 am |
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i think this joke is rubish
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BRITTANY on November 11, 2004 @ 1:18 am |
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THAT WAS STUPID |
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Canada Drinking Team on November 22, 2004 @ 10:30 pm |
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Oh Dennis.... I feel sorry for you, I really do..... Having to live in that prison of your parents basement when your 34 years old..... And actually enjoy it? Damnnnnn......
But hey, look at the bright side.... the less sex you have with us, the more sex you can have with your sister.
Bottom’s up! |
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DENNIS on December 5, 2004 @ 6:59 pm |
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THE GOOD DEAR LORD WILL MAKE U BURN IN HELL FOR STEALING MY HEART, DICKSHITHEADS
GO WIPE THE POOPY OFF OF GRANNY AND GRAMPS, ASSHOLES
I AM CANADIAN U FUCKING RETARDS, ARE U FUCKING RETARDED? I AM CANADIAN!!!!!!!! I WAS BORN AND RAISED IN THE GREAT LAND OF CANADA! I RESIDE IN CANADA, ASSHOLES!!! I AM PRO-CANADIAN AND I LOVE CANADA!!! YOU WILL SURELY PERISH FOR YOUR EVILS!!!! |
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