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on the plane
Posted by: Lauren on September 1, 2004 @ 10:47 pm
there are 4 guys on a plane, transporting goods from their countries. Each man was transporting whatever they have the most of in their country.
There was a Russian, a Canadian, A chinese man and a man from florida, usa.
The plane begins to shake and the pilot announces that there’s too much weight on the plane. So the 4 men had to throw off what they had most of in their country.
The Russian threw off bottles of vodka
The guy from china threw off sacks of rice
The guy from florida threw off bundles of oranges
and the canadian threw off the chinese guy! |
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MOSEStheCANADIAN on September 2, 2004 @ 7:43 pm |
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funny joke... |
| From: |
theweirdcanadian on September 3, 2004 @ 9:59 pm |
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hehe |
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CDNpilot on September 4, 2004 @ 2:05 pm |
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too true, too true |
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Lauren on September 10, 2004 @ 8:31 pm |
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WEAK. Very weak. |
| From: |
Steven on September 30, 2004 @ 5:36 pm |
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Typical Racist Canada |
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Dr. Dennis, Harvard on October 9, 2004 @ 7:30 pm |
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Canada is a pathetic, useless, weak, cowardly, disgraceful, ugly, ignorant, nation in severe regression. Canada is a sad excuse of a waste of everything. They should commit each other to prison.
Dr. Dennis, Ph.D., Harvard |
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canadian babii on October 10, 2004 @ 9:44 pm |
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shut the fuck up dennis.....don’t yu fuckin dare say another fuckin word about us canadian’s!! |
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DENNIS on October 10, 2004 @ 11:25 pm |
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CANADA HAS TO BE THE WORST COUNTRY EVER |
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DENNIS on October 10, 2004 @ 11:26 pm |
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CANADA IS : COWARDLY, WEAK, UNDERDEVELOPED, DECEIVING,
CANADA IS RESPONSIBLE FOR: COMMUNISM, SPREAD OF AIDS, TERRORISM, WORLD POVERTY AND HUNGER |
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DENNIS on October 10, 2004 @ 11:27 pm |
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CANADA IS A GREEDY, EVIL COUNTRY THAT IS STILL WEAK EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE STUPID MORONS WITH NO BALLS- THEY NEED OTHER GUYS FROM OTHER COUNTRIES TO IMPREGNATE CANADIAN FEMALES- HAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAHHAAAAAHHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA |
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Canadian Chica on October 11, 2004 @ 2:32 pm |
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Communism? AIDS? I don’t think so mister. Canada is a clean, environmentally concerned, peaceful and safe. Friendly and not to mentioned incredibly developped. A thriving and innovative country that shows up the USA internationally. Unfortunately most Americans have their heads much too far up thier own behinds to notice. |
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IHEARTCANADA on October 12, 2004 @ 6:02 pm |
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waa dennis u suck! canada rocks!! i dont give a damn what u think about canada cause it rocks!! im lucky to be born in canada! im soo thankfull! so who ever doesnt like canada keep it to urself or put a sock in it! anyways if u diss canada, DENNIS!, u can go screw urslef! ur just jealous!
CANADA ROX MY SOCKS |
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Question mark on October 12, 2004 @ 8:09 pm |
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CANADA RULES DENIS SUCKS, YEAH GO CANADA
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DENNIS on October 17, 2004 @ 9:01 pm |
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CANADA IS THE MOST PATHETIC NATION EVER. THEY SHOULD BE GOVERNED BY GREAT BRITAIN AND AUSTRALIA. THANK THE DEAR LORD THAT CANADA IS A WEAK AND USELESS NATION. IF THEY HAD ANY SAY OR INFLUENCE WHATSOEVER, THE WELL BEING OF THIS PLANET WOULD INDEED BE IN SERIOUS JEOPARDY. STUPIDITY, UGLINESS, OBESITY, LYING, CHEATING, VANDALISM, COWARDICE, IGNORANCE, RACISM, HATE, LUST, WEAKNESS, AND RANCID BODY ODOR IS A COMMON TRAIT AMONG MOST CANADIANS. FURTHERMORE, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN EVEN SLIGHTY ATTRACTIVE CANADIEN FEMALE. ALL FEMALES IN CANADA ARE UGLY, FAT, HAIRY, SMELLY, AND ALL OUT REPULSIVE. THE LITTLE GIRLS IN CANADA RESEMBLE RETARDED, OVERWEIGHT BABBOONS THAT ARE REPULSIVELY DISGUSTING AND HAVE SICK LITTLE MINDS. |
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DENNIS on October 17, 2004 @ 9:10 pm |
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CANADA HAS NO MUNCIPAL SYSTEM. THEY DUMP THEIR OWN FILTHY HUMAN WASTER AND NUMEROUS OTHER WASTES INTO THEIR DRINKING WATER SYSTEMS. ALSO, BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO CLEANLINESS, DECENCY, INTELLIGENCE, OR RESPECT AND THEY ARE GREEDY THEY HAVE FOREIGN NATIONS PAY THEM SMALL AMOUNTS OF MONEY TO DUMP THEIR WASTES INTO CANDADIAN SUPPLY SYSTEMS. THIS IS ONLY IN KEEPING WITH THE OVERALL REPULSIVENESS OF CANADA. IT IS A FACT THAT CANADA SINGULARLY AS A NATION HAS GIVEN THE WORLD MORE KINDS OF DISEASE, SEVERAL DEADLY ONES, THAN ANY OTHER 4 NATIONS PUT TOGETHER. CANADA IS A DISGRACE IN EVERY WAY AND IS CAUSING THE WORLD GREAT HARM IN SO MANY WAYS. IF ONLY THERE WAS A WAY TO OBLITERATE THE NASTY DISEASED SCAB KNOWN AS CANADA.
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f**k u dennis on October 18, 2004 @ 4:30 pm |
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see name ma bitch |
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smurf on October 18, 2004 @ 7:13 pm |
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Dennis if u knew anything about Canada you would know that u have no idea what you are talking about. why is it that anadians learn about the US in school but yet americans know nothing at all about canada? |
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smurf on October 18, 2004 @ 7:17 pm |
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***Canadians |
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Gonzo on October 20, 2004 @ 12:11 pm |
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Hey Dennis - Your forgetting that your Country used to be a British colony before you started shagging turkeys and the indigenous natives. |
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Aaron on October 23, 2004 @ 12:33 am |
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Dennis must have had a bad experience is all. I’m a native Californian and have been to Canada many times. My circle of friends have no negative comments about Canada, and in my opinion, I’d rather live there...if it were a little warmer! My girlfriend is a knockout who lives in Toronto, putting to death any claim that there is no beautiful women in Canada. Dennis, look in our own backyard and you see the same smut and crap happening here. The only thing separating us and our brothers in Canada is an invisible border. ROCK ON CANADA. MOST OF US LOVE YOU!!!! |
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Johnny on October 24, 2004 @ 9:47 am |
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Does anyone else notice how moronic it is for someone to take offense at someone else saying "all you Canadians do this and you suck" or "all you Americansdo that and I hate you" then turn around and launch their own infantile response about how all Canadians or Americans (whichever applies) are stupid because they were born and live an entire 500 miles north/south of you? You guys should all pick up a dictionary and look at the definition of bigot (this includes most of both the American and Canadian posts I have sadly wasted my time reading), then think about whether you want to be one or not. |
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David on October 25, 2004 @ 9:59 pm |
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Long story short
America Sucks (I’m an American)... we know it. The whole state of the nation is in a crap hole. We can only hope that the next generation is a hell of a lot smarter than this one.
Canada - The people (IMO) are awesome. Much more polite than Americans. Though the economy/military doesn’t do much for the rest of the world, Canada is a peaceful country.
I’m appologising to ya Canadians the way some of us idiotic ameriacans have treated ya. *sigh*.... a lot of them just need to grow up. |
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juz on October 26, 2004 @ 4:35 pm |
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david’s right
if u think canada is " CANADA HAS NO MUNCIPAL SYSTEM. THEY DUMP THEIR OWN FILTHY HUMAN WASTER AND NUMEROUS OTHER WASTES INTO THEIR DRINKING WATER SYSTEMS. ALSO, BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO CLEANLINESS, DECENCY, INTELLIGENCE, OR RESPECT AND THEY ARE GREEDY THEY HAVE FOREIGN NATIONS PAY THEM SMALL AMOUNTS OF MONEY TO DUMP THEIR WASTES INTO CANDADIAN SUPPLY SYSTEMS. THIS IS ONLY IN KEEPING WITH THE OVERALL REPULSIVENESS OF CANADA. IT IS A FACT THAT CANADA SINGULARLY AS A NATION HAS GIVEN THE WORLD MORE KINDS OF DISEASE, SEVERAL DEADLY ONES, THAN ANY OTHER 4 NATIONS PUT TOGETHER. CANADA IS A DISGRACE IN EVERY WAY AND IS CAUSING THE WORLD GREAT HARM IN SO MANY WAYS. IF ONLY THERE WAS A WAY TO OBLITERATE THE NASTY DISEASED SCAB KNOWN AS CANADA. "
then what exatly do you think the US is?????? |
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koldfusion.ca on November 11, 2004 @ 11:45 am |
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Dennis the pennis is more funny than this joke.
But it should be tailored to towelheads. |
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iamcanadian on November 15, 2004 @ 1:39 am |
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im in thailand now and i cant count how many times that other forgieners and thai people have said that they can tell im not american because im not obnoxious and rude. oh, by the way, to dezz nuts, why the hell would we be speaking russian? hello dipshit, this country was first founded by the vikings and then thefrench. and by the way, canada won the only war between america and canada - the american war of independence, u guys invaded and we kicked your asses. canadians kick ass, we stake claims to the best beer, hockey teams, and comedians ( mike myers, jim carrey) in the world. |
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iamcanadian on November 17, 2004 @ 11:31 pm |
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dezz nuts well i have to agree with you there, bush sucks balls, worst fuckin president ever. by the way im a GIRL, so in thailand i dont get with any ’ladyboys’ haha, but its funny to watch them dance and see drunk guys hitting on them. i dont know much about the cold war, so i cant really comment there, but i do know that in this day and age the most powerful nations in the world should not have to go to war to resolve pathetic disputes. i despise bush, the war in iraq is 100% unjustified and its a shame there are innocent casualties of all nationalities as a by product of that war. ive traveled alot throught the western states, and am not against american people, just the government. but of course theres assholes in every country, its just fun to poke fun of the ones you meet! i think people when they make comments on this page need to be more relaxed eh? oh and by the way, basketball and baseball were invented by canadians. have a good one eh? |
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addie on November 28, 2004 @ 9:52 pm |
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wow so much for jokes "lightening the mood".....this isnt a place where you debate which country in the world is best. this is a place for jokes.....oh...and its nice to know that these Dr. Dennis’s, these Ph.D.’s, these "smart" people from Harvard can be so stubborn. doesnt anyone else see that this is a problem? so you’re a Ph.D? its nice to know that the people who are being praised for their grades are shallow people. its nice to know that people who seek professions that are of value to society are so god damn critical of a country they know absolutely nothing about. canada is one of the best countries in the world. i’ve been all over the world and i couldn’t ever EVER imagine myself living anywhere else BUT here. so you can take those discriminatory comments and shove them up your ass.....that way they can keep your head company. |
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JO canadian on December 2, 2004 @ 6:29 pm |
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I don’t think I buy the fact that Dr. Dennis is a Dr., let alone from Harvard otherwise he’d have done his homework and would have known more about both countries in question before giving any statement. If he is... THEN I do fear for the education system south of the border. Anyways we’ve both done stupid things so far...especially when voting in leaders, just look at our last decade. :-P. Hey at least we can admit our faults, admission is the first step to LEARNING from mistakes, although that doesn’t explain Cretchien* does it now?
*Pardon the spelling (non french here) |
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Dr. Dennis, Harvard on December 2, 2004 @ 7:26 pm |
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Dear children,
I am INDEED a doctor! I refuse to accept your lacking of any intelligence or respect. You must RESPECT ME! I do stand by all of my highly intelligent comments, even my DENNIS ones.
Fools! Dost thou doubt my greatness!?! Yo’ yo’ i’m da gansta bitchesss!!! yea im’ a pimpin’ dawg yo, im down wit’ yo jawns, bitchesss’ yo dems da shitz yo
gggggguuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
ganstaaaaaaaaaaaa fo’ life
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Dr. Phillip on December 2, 2004 @ 7:32 pm |
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Hello and Greetings Dear friends,
Let me explain this confusion here. You see, in fact I am real doctor of the mind. Psychology, eh. I am Canadian. You see, ’DENNIS’ is my patient. He suffers from catronic disorganized schizophrenic dissociative disorder. (CDSDD) He has three distinct and independent personalities: 1. DENNIS- A juvenile delinquent teen 2. Dr. Dennis- a prestigious doctor from Harvard 3. mike or gggunitt4$- a ’gangsta’
I do apologize, for he was supposed to be in my care but I did want to let *them* have some entertainment on the Internet, eh.
Regards,
Dr. Phillip |
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Dr. Phillip on December 2, 2004 @ 7:39 pm |
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CANADA IS BRILLIANT, EH!
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?!?!?! on December 2, 2004 @ 11:12 pm |
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Whoever I don’t care who, says any shit about Canada really, why don’t you come live here and then talk? Canada is a great place I AM CANADIAN and I’m proud so watever u wanna say is ur opinion but I really think ur judging this country! Have u ever been here? Have u seen any AIDS being spread around, or nuclear bombs being made? I think not! Why don’t you come see Canada for yourself before you go and talk shit! Bye now |
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Northerner on December 3, 2004 @ 7:07 pm |
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Dr Phil seems bipolar to me. The first statement was quite witty and had some thought put into it. However the second one seems to thump his chest with credentials (that can be taken out of any campus website) Then spouts all sorts of old world crap that would be very surprising coming from someone from the prestigious La Chec`etitivi`erre University. Will the real
Dr Phil
please stand up?!?!? |
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Dr. Phillip on December 3, 2004 @ 11:57 pm |
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It is Dr. Phillip to you sir! Damn you and damn your jewish logs that eat the right west end of chickens’ legs in the eastern part of the tomato that lies in no one’s evil mind but suzy’s who need’s help and can sing with micheal but they taste north scurry meat that is raw!
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JO Canadian on December 5, 2004 @ 2:07 pm |
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Omigaaaad is right, stupid is on both sides.
Hell look how many times we voted in Jean Cretien...and before that MULRUNEY I mean hey, both countries seem to vote in those that like to bend us all over. In Mulruneys case not only did he bend us over he was taking it up the cornhole from ol uncle sam from day one. In the case of Bush...well, he does a good job on his own for showing his inconsistencies. Check these out people, some ot the toons on this site are a riot. :-)
http://cagle.slate.msn.com/politicalcartoons/PCcartoons/bateman.asp
http://cagle.slate.msn.com/politicalcartoons/pccartoons/archives/bateman.asp?Action=GetImage
http://cagle.slate.msn.com/politicalcartoons/pccartoons/archives/bateman.asp?Action=GetImage |
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DENNIS on December 7, 2004 @ 3:17 pm |
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THE GOOD DEAR LORD WILL MAKE U BURN IN HELL FOR STEALING MY HEART, DICKSHITHEADS
GO WIPE THE POOPY OFF OF GRANNY AND GRAMPS, ASSHOLES
I AM CANADIAN U FUCKING RETARDS, ARE U FUCKING RETARDED? I AM CANADIAN!!!!!!!! I WAS BORN AND RAISED IN THE GREAT LAND OF CANADA! I RESIDE IN CANADA, ASSHOLES!!! I AM PRO-CANADIAN AND I LOVE CANADA!!! YOU WILL SURELY PERISH FOR YOUR EVILS!!!! |
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Steve on December 28, 2004 @ 3:13 pm |
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Canada is an extremely racist country. When the baby boomers die, then it might be a better place to live. Until then, Canada is only good for a holiday. They live next to the richest country in the world, yet Canada is the poorest of the G8 nations. Work that one out?
On one side Canada goes on about how it’s a global nation and part of the whole global economy. Yet, it’s the same country that then turns around and says it does not recognise foreign education. How the heck can you be a global economy, when you don’t even accept that a doctor from say the UK is not qualified to practice in Canada?
What the heck is Canadain experience? My experience of Canadian people is that they are lazy people who don’t really want to work, spend all day clock watching and expect the immigrants to do everything. Yet at the same time go on about how immigrants are coming into Canada and taking all the cash!! |
| From: |
sterling on January 3, 2005 @ 6:38 pm |
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i think all u americans or stupid canadians should look at this site n do a lil research on canada.....www.canadaka.net |
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sterling on January 3, 2005 @ 6:43 pm |
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u guys remember when an american pilot killed 4 canadians......well he was charged only $4,000, which pretty much means canadian soldiers r worth about $1,000.....n that charge was put on him by the american government....kinda shows u how much americans care about canada eh... |
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sterling on January 3, 2005 @ 6:50 pm |
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For 7 years in a row the United Nations has voted Canada "the best COUNTRY in the world in which to live".
In January 2000, Vancouver was voted "the best CITY in the world in which to live". |
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sterling on January 3, 2005 @ 6:51 pm |
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Hey, I’m not a lumberjack, or a fur trader.... I don’t live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled.... and I don’t know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada, although I’m certain they’re really really nice.
I have a Prime Minister, not a president. I speak English and French, not American. And I pronounce it ’about’, not ’a boot’.
I can proudly sew my country’s flag on my backpack. I believe in peace keeping, not policing, diversity, not assimilation, and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal. A toque is a hat, a chesterfied is a couch, and it is pronounced ’zed’ not ’zee’, ’zed’ !!!!
Canada is the second largest landmass! The first nation of hockey! and the best part of North America
My name is Joe!! And I am Canadian!!! |
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silver on January 3, 2005 @ 6:54 pm |
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UNDP Human Development Index 2000*
Highest-Ranked Countries
Ranking Country
1 Canada
2 Norway
3 United States
4 Australia
5 Iceland
6 Sweden
7 Belgium
8 Netherlands
9 Japan
10 United Kingdom
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Canadian inventions on January 3, 2005 @ 7:27 pm |
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AM radio
IMAX projector,system
panoramic pictures,camera
standard time
telephone
transceiver (walkie-talkie)
world’s first commercial motion picture
butter substitute
electric cooking range
instant potato flakes
Pablum
cigarette box
freehand
hair tonic
jolly jumper
improved ironing board
measure for footwear
paint roller
portable high chair
robertson screw
washing machine
zipper
degradable plastic
green box
kerosene
oil well
pulp newsprint
sewage recycling system
Actar 911 CPR Dummy
dental mirror
electron microscope
insulin
liposomes
medical instruments
electric hand prosthesis for children
myoelectric prosthesis
fog bell
personal distress device
gas mask
ear piercer
Abdomenizer
Balderdash
basketball
5-pin bowling
goalie mask
Muskol
Puzz-3D
rollerskate
ski-binding
tabletop hockey game
Trivial Pursuit
air-conditioned vehicle
electric car
guardrail
snowblower
snowmobile
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sm on January 3, 2005 @ 7:28 pm |
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if u wanna c more canadian inventions go here
http://cipo.gc.ca/ |
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mike on January 3, 2005 @ 7:37 pm |
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Fact: canadians invented coloured money (bills and coins)
Fact: americans r started to copy canadian money, jus like they copy everything else n say they started it
Fact: americans copied canadian army camo, because canadian camo is the best |
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canada on January 3, 2005 @ 7:42 pm |
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Canada regards itself as a middle power -- it is rarely able to act unilaterally, but through coalitions and international organizations it affects the world.
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canadians on January 3, 2005 @ 7:43 pm |
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Canada-United States Relations
The bilateral relationship between Canada and the United States is of extreme importance to Canada. About 85% of Canadian trade is with the United States. While there are disputed issues between the two nations, relations are close and the two countries famously share the "world’s longest undefended border."
Canada was a close ally of the United States in both World Wars, the Korean War and the Cold War. Canada was an original member of NATO and the two countries air defences are fused in NORAD. |
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cdn Multilateralism on January 3, 2005 @ 7:46 pm |
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Canada is one of the world’s leading peacekeepers, sending soldiers under U.N. command around the world. Peacekeeping was invented by Canadian foreign minister Lester B. Pearson, Canada is also committed to disarmament and is especially noted for its leadership in the Ottawa Convention to ban land mines.
Canada has long been reluctant to participate in military operations that are not sanctioned by the United Nations, such as the Vietnam War or the 2003 Invasion of Iraq but does join in sanctioned operations such as the first Gulf War.
Canada hosted the third Summit of the Americas in Quebec City. Canada also seeks to expand its ties to Pacific Rim economies through membership in the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation forum (APEC). Canada also is an active participant in discussions stemming from the Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe (OSCE).
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hmmm on January 3, 2005 @ 7:48 pm |
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"20% of Hollywood is Canadian " -- Time Magazine |
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sterling on January 3, 2005 @ 7:51 pm |
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srry to all the americans out there , but this will be hard to handle, football was invented by canadians many many years ago, it was when canadians went to the states n played some football the americans picked it up and made a few changes.
The Canadian Football League (CFL) plays a game that at first glance looks like American football, but has some important differences. The CFL regulation-sized ball is bigger, the field is longer and wider, the end zone is deeper, the field goal posts are at the front of the end zone instead of at the back, there are twelve players on each team instead of eleven, and there are three downs instead of four. These differences mean that Canadian football has a lot more passing instead of rushing, and the Canadian games tend to be a lot more fast-paced.
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jus for u americans on January 3, 2005 @ 8:25 pm |
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1. We sit on couches, chesterfield is a small town in Quebec.
3. Where did that "aboot" thing start anyway?Are they that bored?
4. We do NOT live in igloos.
5. We DID invent basketball
6. Java Script is Canadian, yup, we made it.
7. The Zipper, is Canadian!
8. Know what else is Canadian? TELEVISION
9. There isn’t ALWAYS snow, we have summer like you.
10. 2nd largest country in the world.
11. Average American can only drink half the amount of our beer
12. Our capitol isn’t Toronto, it is Ottawa
13. The Stanley Cup is the OLDEST professional sports championship trophy
14. NOT a ski hat,it’s a touque
15. Yes, we have regular cities like you, indoor plumbing and paved roads.
16. We do in fact have lumberjacks and curlers, so do you! We don’t have as many as you think though.
17. Ice fishing is fun, IN THE WINTER, there is no ice before then.
18. we say "eh" a lot, but it is much better than "what?" or "huh?"
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this is cool on January 3, 2005 @ 8:28 pm |
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u all thnk Thomas Edison invented the Lightbulb, NOPE!....a canadian invented it n sold the patent to thomas edison in 1874..HA |
| From: |
check on January 3, 2005 @ 8:28 pm |
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canadians also invent t.v |
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check on January 3, 2005 @ 8:31 pm |
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invented* |
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well on January 5, 2005 @ 6:31 pm |
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ya there r sum ppl like that but not like in the US...n there was a lil bit of slavery, but then tell me y the "under ground railroad" went to canada. seein how ur american u prolly dont kno what the underground railroad is, but its the route the blacks took outta the states to canada to be free... |
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idiots on January 5, 2005 @ 6:38 pm |
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the americans that make fun of canada must be really far from the border, cuz every summer of every year i c at least 1000 cars with american plates from about 6 different states come through my city...so jus amagine how many americans come to canada through out the whole country....anyways if u guys hate canada so much y r there so many of u coming up here in the summer...o n most of them that do come own cottages up north, so i guess u guys must like it in canada :) |
| From: |
cdndude on January 13, 2005 @ 3:28 am |
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pam anderson is canadian... so how could all canadian females be ugly? |
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JO Canadian on January 14, 2005 @ 10:34 am |
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Our health care is only available to those who pay their taxes. If you wanna pay canadian taxes you’ll be getting the health care, all right. Unless you wanna order cheaper meds over the internet..no taxes needed their man. |
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BACK to the JOKE on January 19, 2005 @ 5:33 am |
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It is racist, and therefore was CERTAINLY not posted by a Canadian. That’s about all I know about it.
NO Canadian would consider throwing one of our fellow human beings out of a plane...
Not even an American, believe it or not!!! |
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FUKU on March 4, 2005 @ 12:23 pm |
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Everyone hates americans, and everyone loves Canada. Americans have their heads stuck up their ass, touting military muscle is all they can do. LOL
USA blows... bunch of rascists... They are jealous that we invented Basketball too
USA=pwned
The true north strong and free.
GOD BLESS CANADA |
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MICHEAL LIBRANDE on March 29, 2005 @ 2:29 pm |
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I’M JASON’S BROTHER, AKA- D-E-N-N-I-S
YOU ASSHOLES!! I AM CANADIAN FOOLS!!!!
MY BROTHER PLAYS WITH ME IF GRANNY TURNS HIM DOWN!!, JUST LET HIM HAVE HIS WAY GRANNY, U OLD BITCH, JASON- LEAVE ME ALONE AND STAY WITH GRANNY N’ GRAMPS, AND LEAVE ME WITH GREAT AUNT SUE!!! AND NO YOU CAN’T EAT MY POOPIES TONIGHT, BUT I’LL LET YOU TASTE MY BUTTHOLE FOR TEN MINUTES BECAUSE I DO LIKE THAT!!!! CANADA IS THE BEST COUNTRY EVER, MY DEAR JIMMIES! |
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Dr. Phil on March 29, 2005 @ 7:20 pm |
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Now DENNIS dear, control yourself!!! Apologize to your Canadian playmates! |
| From: |
good lord on April 25, 2005 @ 2:15 pm |
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How the heck do any of you know where the person commenting lives? nottellinumyname goes off on americans for a comment that Steven says when he has no clue where Steven lives.. then everyone assumes that dennis lives in american and here we go again when from what I read I never saw that he said. He seems about 12 anyway so whats the point in indulging? I think Canadians are fine.. I have a friend I could meet from Canada, and I am way down here in Louisiana! All countries have issues.. I have to suffer through jokes and crap about my country all the time. Sure we have problems, but when I look at some other places I could be I am glad I am here. If I had to move my next choice would be Canada. |
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good lord on April 25, 2005 @ 2:28 pm |
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Oh, btw.. where I live is called Acadiana.. sound familiar? And I can locate my country on a map, as well as all the states just by state lines but no text. And I double checked.. that dumbass never did say where he was from. So all you people who called us americans stupid, among other harsher things without even knowing where this guy was from.,.. now I guess my eyes are opened a little wider. And counting inventions.. isnt that only fair if you count the inventions of every country and then count the number of years they have been established, and then compare? |
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fairrx on September 14, 2005 @ 2:09 pm |
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bye |
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