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Posted by: canadian chick on November 2, 2004 @ 8:41 pm
One day the students had a substitute teacher, the teacher was an american, she asked the students a question: who here is american..all of the children raised their hands because they wanted to be like their teacher not really being american, their was just one little girl who did not raise her hand. When the teacher asked why she did not raise her hand the little girl simply said because i am not american i am a proud canadian . immediatly the teacher became a little frustrated and asked the little girl: ok then what would you be considered if your mom was a moron and your dad was a bastard? it took the little girl a couple of seconds then she replied " that would make me an american".
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ryan on November 8, 2004 @ 2:20 am |
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ooooh 1 for canada i like canada though |
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canadian chick on November 8, 2004 @ 8:33 am |
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Its only a joke, im sorry if i’ve offended anyone. I have nothing against americans.
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canadian chick on November 8, 2004 @ 8:35 am |
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This is only a joke, im sorry if i’ve offended anyone,I have nothing against americans |
| From: |
KOLDFUSION.CA on November 11, 2004 @ 11:37 am |
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Not bad. not bad |
| From: |
ryan on November 15, 2004 @ 9:18 pm |
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canadian chick u dont have 2 worry about offending anyone the joke was funny, ppl who get offended by jokes have issues |
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JO Canadian on December 3, 2004 @ 7:21 pm |
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The joke has a good format. To anyone who may be offended, just take out the american and canadian names and insert "culture/country" of your choice. |
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Canadian - eh! on December 9, 2004 @ 1:58 pm |
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1 point for Canada
nil points for US
great one im lovin it! |
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Arrogant_Worms_4ever on December 17, 2004 @ 6:56 pm |
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That’s awesome. |
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$$ on December 18, 2004 @ 1:16 pm |
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NICE !!! lol it’s so true !! |
| From: |
!@#$% on December 18, 2004 @ 5:39 pm |
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BURN!!!!
loll |
| From: |
CanadaRules on December 29, 2004 @ 6:17 am |
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Canadian chick,you are now truly one of us....lucky I didn’t submit the same joke*lol*CANADA 1754 USA 0 |
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Fuck Canada on January 4, 2005 @ 5:38 pm |
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...Fuck Canada... |
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canadian chick on January 4, 2005 @ 9:15 pm |
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Its ok i understand i’d prob. feel the same way if i were you....but being canadian and all i don’t. |
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canadian chick on January 4, 2005 @ 9:15 pm |
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Its ok i understand i’d prob. feel the same way if i were you....but being canadian and all i don’t. |
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lady canuck on February 1, 2005 @ 9:12 am |
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wow, all this hate towards ladies is making me feel ill. it’s called misogyny on both sides of the border. canadian chick you sound like a very nice lady to me. good luck canada. |
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daynia on February 6, 2005 @ 10:58 pm |
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thats exactly what i would say an do! |
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MICHEAL LIBRANDE on March 29, 2005 @ 2:28 pm |
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I’M JASON’S BROTHER, AKA- D-E-N-N-I-S
YOU ASSHOLES!! I AM CANADIAN FOOLS!!!!
MY BROTHER PLAYS WITH ME IF GRANNY TURNS HIM DOWN!!, JUST LET HIM HAVE HIS WAY GRANNY, U OLD BITCH, JASON- LEAVE ME ALONE AND STAY WITH GRANNY N’ GRAMPS, AND LEAVE ME WITH GREAT AUNT SUE!!! AND NO YOU CAN’T EAT MY POOPIES TONIGHT, BUT I’LL LET YOU TASTE MY BUTTHOLE FOR TEN MINUTES BECAUSE I DO LIKE THAT!!!! CANADA IS THE BEST COUNTRY EVER, MY DEAR JIMMIES! |
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DENNIS on March 29, 2005 @ 5:21 pm |
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HERRRRRRE’S DENNIS!!!
NOW LISTEN UP U FUCKIN AMERICAN PUNKS!
MY REAL NAME IS Micheal Librande. I LIVE IN Ottawa. U POOPY TERD LOSERS!!!
YOU EAT POOPIES. GO WIPE THE POOPIES OFF GRANNY N GRAMPS, ASSHOLES!!!
GO TAKE A SPONGEBATH WITH GREAT AUNT SUE AND OLD MR. JOHNSON!!
YOU HAVE TYPE 2 FECES ( THE WORST KIND, YOU FOOLS!!) (BTW- THERE’S 5 TYPES OF FECES U DUMBASSESS!!!) OH KOOM BAI AH!!!! I LOVE OLD MR. JOHNSON!! AS A LITTLE BOY I WORKED FOR HIM. I HAD MY FIRST INTIMATE ACT WITH HIM WHEN I WAS 13, hehehehe, IN ANY EVENT U.S.A. SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO CANADA!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR WONDERFUL CANUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DO ENJOY HOCKEY DEAR FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!! OH HOW I DO LOVE MY JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DR. PHIL IS MY GOOD DEAR FRIEND!!!!!!!! AMERICANS ARE ALL FAT AND STUPID AND THEY CAN’T EVEN LOCATE TURKMENISTAN ON A MAP!!!!!! IT’S IN SOUTHEAST ASIA, YOU DUMB FUCKS!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA FOOLS, I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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POPE on April 9, 2005 @ 4:03 am |
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PEACE |
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