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great canadian
Posted by: lindsay on November 18, 2004 @ 10:30 pm
In a train car there were a Canadian, an American, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the American had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
The blonde thought - "That American son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face"
The fat lady thought - "This dirty old American laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".
The American thought - "That fucking Canadian put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".
The Canadian thought - "I hope there’s another tunnel soon so I can smack that stupid American again". |
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llefelys on November 23, 2004 @ 4:24 pm |
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Love it. Can’t wait to tell everyone I know. (Until I get slapped, that is.) |
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denys canadian roots on December 8, 2004 @ 1:58 pm |
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i love it !! |
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o canada on December 9, 2004 @ 1:26 pm |
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i love and maybe ill try it. |
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turkey jizz on December 9, 2004 @ 2:23 pm |
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hell i would have touched the hot blonde |
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Jay&Jay on December 10, 2004 @ 3:40 am |
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It’s a good joke. |
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tj on December 11, 2004 @ 2:09 am |
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touch the blonde!
touch the blode!
touch the blonde! |
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shawn on December 12, 2004 @ 2:33 am |
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wow....wow truly amazing ya first id kick the amarican then id feel up the blonde then id push the fat stinky chick out the window if i could get her out that is. |
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Ash on December 28, 2004 @ 2:51 am |
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HAHAHAHAHAHA Thats one to share. Love it |
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ak on January 18, 2005 @ 7:48 am |
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I’m wondering what dezz nuts is smoking... I mean, enough about his wack off fantasies...lol |
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Von Blonde on January 27, 2005 @ 3:51 am |
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Deez Nuts must be smokin that American shit again, cause he sure needs a reality check! |
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Captain America on January 31, 2005 @ 6:57 pm |
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dess nutts.... I love it. But they don’t f%ck bears.... they f%ck beaver... they just let the bears watch.
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some dude from nyc on February 8, 2005 @ 1:00 am |
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HAHAHAHAHAHA>>>>another "canadian" joke about america. y’all should see that dr. ken guy and get your self-esteem issues worked out. YES AMERICA SUCKS! WE SUCK!! AMERICANS (including me) SUCK ASS!!! okay, now that i’ve agreed with you, why don’t you relax with all the lame jokes and go back to bragging about the canada cup or some other distinctly canadian endeavor that no one in the entire free world gives a shit abooooooooot. |
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some dude from nyc on February 8, 2005 @ 1:03 am |
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and by the way, names like "CANADA ROCKS" and "ASS KICKING CANUCK" and TORONTO DUDE" make y’all sound like gigantic pussies. for god’s sake, show some decorum. WOO-HOO!!! FLIN FLON IN THE HOUSE!!!! so lame. |
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Flower Child on February 9, 2005 @ 9:20 pm |
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Personally, Everyone’s entitled to their opinions. I am a Canadian, and I agreed that we should not be making jokes about Americans... it really is low. What are you accomplishing? honestly! If you REALLY believed that Americans are SOOO terrible, then WHY ARE YOU WRITING THESE JOKES? If you really believed American’s were bad and low, then why are you being the same way!?!?!?! Also, you’re putting a BAD WORD in for Canadians by doing this. |
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I FARTED on March 1, 2005 @ 1:32 pm |
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YOU STUPID CANADIANS.......WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO UNDERSTAND THAT BEAVERS CAN DAMAGE YOUR INSIGHT ON GETTING PUSSY! ARE YOU STUCK IN THE 70’S? WE AMERICANS BELIEVE THAT JUST BECAUSE THERE IS GRASS IN THE FIELD DOESNT MEAN IT CANT BE MOWED! |
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Jersey Guy on March 14, 2005 @ 12:59 pm |
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hahahah that was pretty funny. I see all the Americans getting upset. Listen, if its funny how can you get upset? Im American but I can still see the humor if a joke is funny. Dont get mad, tell a better joke about them. Saying you suck is the most unintelligent comeback. What kind of defense is that? |
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billabongbella on April 17, 2005 @ 11:14 pm |
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LOL i agree w/ the jersey guy. listen, the joke is funny. its just a JOKE. Canadians dont get all pissy when americans make fun of their beer. I mean they gotta drink it, so let ’em drink it. If the joke was turned around and the american slapped the canadian...would you guys be freaken out? (don’t think so) So everyone relax. its just an f-ing joke. (but just for the record..the american probably would win the fight on the train...well, it depends which would hurt more...a hockey stick or a... nevermind) KIDDING!!!!!!!! |
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¿ on May 12, 2005 @ 8:10 am |
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Dezz Nuts, this joke involved a canadian, the subject "Canadian Jokes" does not state "Jokes insulting canada". And eather way, I don’t see a subject for American Jokes. Got some worries there?
Funny joke though, I enjoyed it. |
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canadian on June 26, 2005 @ 12:53 pm |
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i can’t wait tell america gets bomb’d by all the countries within the people they killed
im glad 9/11 happened and i cant wait 4 part 2
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ILOVECANADA!!!! on July 15, 2005 @ 12:50 pm |
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CANADA WINZ AGAIN!!! NOT ONLY DO WE BEAT YOU IN HOCKEY BUT WE GET YOU IN JOKZ ASWELLL!!!!!!!!!!! |
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gimmeabreak on July 29, 2005 @ 12:39 pm |
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Oh please, as if Americans NEVER make fun of Canada! |
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Emily (canadian) on August 17, 2005 @ 4:13 am |
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You can’t say things like that. How would you like it if someone you loved died on September 11th and some incredibly insensitive person said they were glad? |
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Rob on September 5, 2005 @ 2:45 am |
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Canadians really are the axis of envy!! |
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Caitlyn on September 19, 2005 @ 3:17 pm |
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Canada kicks a$$ |
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... on October 17, 2005 @ 4:18 pm |
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i hate americans since 9/11 i think its because of their stupidity that I lost my father and my mother....
gimmeabreak :- lol ur right : i went in Florida when I was 8 years old with my parents 9which are not here anymore ...) this was our conversation
Floridian : Hi are u tourist??
us : yes
Floridian : Welcome here in Florida, so where do u come from???
us : ho we are from Montreal in canada.
Floridian : eh are u talking about the shit that is in the north of our country
( like, at the beginning he was so nice, but as soon as we pronounce canada he got arrogant and everything...) |
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