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saskatchewan farmer
Posted by: lindsay on November 18, 2004 @ 10:48 pm
A big american city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Saskatchewan. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the american lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I’m going to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the great U.S. of A and, if you don’t let me get that duck, I’ll sue you and take everything you own.
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don’t know how we settle disputes in Saskatchewan. We settle small disagreements like this with the Saskatchewan Three Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What is the Saskatchewan Three Kick Rule!!!
The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up."
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot into the lawyer’s groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer’s last meal gushing from his mouth. The barrister was on all fours when the farmer’s third kick to his rear end sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet.
Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old coot. Now it’s my turn."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."
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iamcanadian on November 20, 2004 @ 9:04 am |
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this joke is pretty funny eh? its true we have some unique names for places up here. |
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llefelys on November 23, 2004 @ 4:20 pm |
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Great joke! |
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Jay&Jay on December 10, 2004 @ 3:37 am |
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Great fuckin’ Joke. |
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tj on December 11, 2004 @ 2:12 am |
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im an aussie, but i cant wait to tell my candian neighbour this one..... cheers! |
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Jesse on December 11, 2004 @ 1:58 pm |
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this joke rockssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss |
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Arrogant_Worms_4ever on December 17, 2004 @ 6:53 pm |
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That’s an awesome joke. |
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fhh on December 19, 2004 @ 1:45 pm |
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i anit reaidn this
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| From: |
Ash on December 28, 2004 @ 2:48 am |
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HAHAHAHAHAHA Gotta love them ones. Thats a keeper!! |
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Canada ROCKS! on January 30, 2005 @ 9:28 am |
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Yeah, like THAT would ever happen. I mean, the joke at the top is a joke, but that last comment is just DELUSIONAL. Come on. We all know how savvy those Saskatchewan farmers are. I’m a Canadian from Toronto, and I would NEVER mess with one of those guys. I like my balls too much! |
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lick it son on February 24, 2005 @ 10:38 am |
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Canada can lick my taint... |
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