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navel ship
Posted by: addie on November 28, 2004 @ 10:04 pm
Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again you divert YOUR course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES` ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call |
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peter on November 29, 2004 @ 9:08 pm |
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i don’t get it
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| From: |
Jay&Jay on December 10, 2004 @ 3:33 am |
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I don’t git this joke either. |
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Canucksarestoopid on December 12, 2004 @ 11:55 am |
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How can you not get this joke? The lighthouse CAN’T divert its course! It’s a Canadian attempt to show the arrogance and stupidity of Americans. The American thought that since he was the captain of a powerful warship, everyone else should get out of the way. His stupidity is shown in the fact that he didn’t know he was talking to a lighthouse.
Sheez, is everyone here a stupid Canadian?
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Arrogant_Worms_4ever on December 17, 2004 @ 6:51 pm |
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I love this joke. |
| From: |
CanadaRules on December 21, 2004 @ 9:25 am |
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Arrogant,the worst thing is that it really happened a few years back....*lol*always funny,a instant classic |
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Proud Canadian on December 23, 2004 @ 5:14 pm |
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reply to Canucksarestoopid
Hey wisecracker have u ever thought that Jay&Jay and peter are actually AMERICANS. Every Canadian knows this JOKE you moron as this "really happened a few years back."
Again u r showing American arrogance and stupidity by ASSUMIG!!! |
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Proud Canadian on December 23, 2004 @ 5:16 pm |
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Sorry I swallowed the "n". That happens when u type fast. |
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Proud Canadian on December 23, 2004 @ 5:18 pm |
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by the way we have a "just" nickname 4 you guys that u should be proud of ;))
AMERETARDS |
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Proud Canadian on December 23, 2004 @ 5:18 pm |
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and sure there are stupid Canadians .... |
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proud Canadian on December 23, 2004 @ 5:19 pm |
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BUT they are of American decent. :)) |
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CanadaRules on December 29, 2004 @ 5:28 am |
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Hey,why are you attacking me...major case of friendly fire*lol* And was just saying that American retards were the only ones stupid enough to order a lighthouse to move.. |
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CanadaRules on December 29, 2004 @ 9:22 am |
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Proud,I know you didn’t call me a American...but you are forgiven,cause you know not what you do---I FUCKING HATE AMERICANS,SPECIALLY THOSE FROM TEXAS AND THOSE THAT COME TO A ’’VACATION’’ IN OUR GREAT COUNTRY |
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CanadaRules on December 29, 2004 @ 9:24 am |
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Sorry,just got my wisdom teeth out,honest mistake |
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JO Canadian on December 29, 2004 @ 5:43 pm |
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It’s true, about the Texans and their Vacations. When Living in Cambridge Bay (Nunavut) you’d get these Texans coming up to Shewt something. Now in a land with no trees and usually covered in 100% snow, these guys would be dressed head to toe in GREEN camoflague. Luckily their Inuk guides kept them drunk and stoned throughout the whole hunting trip so they wouldn’t realize that most animals could see them coming from 20 miles away.
It’s a pitty that our military has the same problem. (the camoflague that is) |
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dezz nuts on January 12, 2005 @ 5:14 pm |
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i have to appologize to you folks. i am an ass hole. i deserve to die for my mistakes. i love canadians, especialy having sex with the men of cananda. i can really be a dumb shit sometimes. |
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Sheridee on January 27, 2005 @ 3:46 am |
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Damn those stoopid americans...no sense of humour. |
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jeremy on February 6, 2005 @ 9:48 pm |
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just prooves how arrogant americans are |
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JO Canadian on February 7, 2005 @ 4:21 pm |
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That would "proove" how arrogant the americans are if the joke in fact was something that actually happened, but the last time I checked this was a joke site and not a news archive. |
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one boob on February 7, 2005 @ 9:08 pm |
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At least the Americans can afford radar. I don’t understand why Canadians ARROGANTLY BRAG that they are accepting and nice people. They RIDICULE americans and believe they are stupid.
And by the way we realistic folk have come up with a nickname for the Canadians: Commie wanna be’s. Or - Spineless folk. Or - Cowards who wish they were French. |
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JO Canadian on February 8, 2005 @ 10:24 am |
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Holy shit man you have a complex. Some realist you are lableing and categorizing everyone on your own interpretation. First meet and talk to people before forming any sort of idea about them. Last time I checked Communism doesn’t work, but capitalism doesn’t work too well either. We’ll have to find some sort of happy middleground eventually so Shut the hell up.
I’ve only said Shit to americans if they’ve proved themselves to be stupid and/or arrogant, otherwise I don’t mind talking with them. The same goes with the French too.
If you relax just a little but and not be so uptight, you might be able to laugh at the stupid shit written on this site by idiots who cover many nationalities...including canadian. |
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one boob on February 8, 2005 @ 8:25 pm |
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I don’t laugh at arrogant sutpidity...Communism doesn’t work that’s right, but you can still be a communist even if you are not under communist rule but prefer the ideology...I have met many Canadians and talked to them as well (I am Canadian) and after talking to many and reviewing many polls I have formed a correct opinion of many of them...Capitalis was successful in the industrial revolution but it didn’t last long. |
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French Canuck on February 11, 2005 @ 5:50 am |
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"Cowards who wish they were French"?
no wishing here, some of us are pretty much French Canadians... listen to our swearing
so I dont get how your nickname works |
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laughing american on February 11, 2005 @ 1:46 pm |
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being an ex-sailor who served aboard several carriers and will have a son serving aboard the carrier in question, i found the joke funny enough to almost fall out of my chair will be sending e-mails to other sailors who i know will (L.O.L.) laugh out loud. |
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MICHEAL LIBRANDE on March 29, 2005 @ 2:27 pm |
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I’M JASON’S BROTHER, AKA- D-E-N-N-I-S
YOU ASSHOLES!! I AM CANADIAN FOOLS!!!!
MY BROTHER PLAYS WITH ME IF GRANNY TURNS HIM DOWN!!, JUST LET HIM HAVE HIS WAY GRANNY, U OLD BITCH, JASON- LEAVE ME ALONE AND STAY WITH GRANNY N’ GRAMPS, AND LEAVE ME WITH GREAT AUNT SUE!!! AND NO YOU CAN’T EAT MY POOPIES TONIGHT, BUT I’LL LET YOU TASTE MY BUTTHOLE FOR TEN MINUTES BECAUSE I DO LIKE THAT!!!! CANADA IS THE BEST COUNTRY EVER, MY DEAR JIMMIES! |
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... on October 17, 2005 @ 4:17 pm |
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Canucksarestoopid:- when they say ’’I DON’T GET IT’’ they mean ’’i don’t understand why people put as unfunny jokes on a supose to be funny website’’ |
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