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Posted by: jamie on December 1, 2004 @ 7:13 am
| ya mumas so fat she makes a whale look like tictak |
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um on December 1, 2004 @ 9:05 pm |
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shut up
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*&@$ on December 4, 2004 @ 8:48 pm |
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that was terrible what a waste of internet space |
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DENNIS on December 7, 2004 @ 3:29 pm |
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THE GOOD DEAR LORD WILL MAKE U BURN IN HELL FOR STEALING MY HEART, DICKSHITHEADS
GO WIPE THE POOPY OFF OF GRANNY AND GRAMPS, ASSHOLES
I AM CANADIAN U FUCKING RETARDS, ARE U FUCKING RETARDED? I AM CANADIAN!!!!!!!! I WAS BORN AND RAISED IN THE GREAT LAND OF CANADA! I RESIDE IN CANADA, ASSHOLES!!! I AM PRO-CANADIAN AND I LOVE CANADA!!! YOU WILL SURELY PERISH FOR YOUR EVILS!!!! |
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Jay&Jay on December 10, 2004 @ 3:31 am |
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Canada = Shit
The only reason i would go there is because weed’s legal. |
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Frenkenator on December 15, 2004 @ 3:15 pm |
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pots not legal in canada...dumbass |
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Proud Canadian on December 25, 2004 @ 12:46 am |
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This joke really, I mean really BLOWS...It must have been written by an Ameretard. |
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CanadaRules on December 29, 2004 @ 5:26 am |
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WE SHALL RULES THE BIRDS IN THE AIR,FISH IN THE WATER AND ANIMALS ON LAND....See,Canada is even mentioned in the Bible.....And Jay&Jay,who told you pot was legal in Canada must be dumber then you |
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JO Canadian on December 29, 2004 @ 5:34 pm |
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-er-
Shouldn’t this be in the YO MOMMA catagory?
I guess reddin and ritin wasn’t Jamie’s strongpoint. |
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JO Canadian on January 12, 2005 @ 7:58 am |
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I guess if that’s the case, I’ll betcha my kids could beat up your kids. |
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JO Canadian on January 14, 2005 @ 10:22 am |
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Good Point, Just make sure they don’t end up on the Darwinawards.com site because of your gifts. |
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Canada ROCKS! on January 18, 2005 @ 4:24 am |
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English Canadians actually love French Canadians. We appreciate the fact that it was their alliance with the HURON alone that founded our peaceful and beautiful nation. We welcome any Americans who wish to immigrate to our fine land, as we welcome persecuted people living under tyrannical and/or fascist, fundamentalist governments anywhere in the world.
Say what you will about us. Laugh at us. Sit back smugly making jokes about igloos and snowmobiles and bacon. We are Canadians. We understand the inherent strategic superiority in being underestimated. We are one people with many faces and cultures. God has kissed us, and we are blessed.
Peace to you all. When you are ready to live in freedom, tolerance, and simple kindness, we will embrace YOU, too.
Luc duBonet |
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Joe Camper on January 25, 2005 @ 7:49 pm |
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These comments were better than your joke. |
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iamcanadian on January 26, 2005 @ 2:54 am |
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i hate when people talk like this, its annoying. haha im not anti american, just anti bush, but i have to say, to Proud Canadian, Ameretard is a pretty funny word.
*SMILE* |
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one boob on February 7, 2005 @ 9:02 pm |
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the joke was irrelevant to the section and somehow led to comments of America vs. Canada. I think this reflects on the intellect of many in here.
CanadaRules is officially more retarded than Jay Jay since they thought they were smarter when they were not aware that Canada came into existence about 800 years after the last section of the Bible was written. And the BIble never mentioned in specific and future earthly identities. IDIOT
I notice one thing in CanadaRocks’ comment. When saying that we welcome any persecuted by certain extremist political ideologies, it does not mention communism or socialism. Could that be because Canada is actually socialist and trying to be Communist but the PM has his head so far up his ass he doesn’t know that Communism requires Authoritarianism.
Now I know why the main country colour is Red. |
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CanadaRules on February 10, 2005 @ 9:00 am |
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Hey,what do you have against me...I never said anything bad against you,Boob...you are insane,you all Americans are lol |
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Jersey Guy on March 14, 2005 @ 12:56 pm |
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Nope this had to be written by a Canadian. What American would spell Tic Tac "tictak"? Next time do a little research before you post something. Poor guy couldnt even afford to buy a pack to get the correct spelling. |
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SmartCanadianChick on March 22, 2005 @ 6:55 am |
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You guys are making my head hurt! I already have a bad cold. Jersey Guy, many Americans can’t spell. Just as many Canadians can spell. And vice versa. Though smell is different... I can’t do that right now. Cough medicine is yummy though and those little white pills make everything feel so much better.. wooo hooo |
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SmartCanadianChick on March 22, 2005 @ 6:57 am |
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P.S. Did I mention I’m delusional? Hmmm yeah... I’m sleepy so me go off to beddy by now and sleep pillow monkey ducks on sheep that fly over rainbows. *breaks into singing voice* White pills oh white pills! Whatever would I do without you! |
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MICHEAL LIBRANDE on March 29, 2005 @ 2:24 pm |
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I’M JASON’S BROTHER, AKA- D-E-N-N-I-S
YOU ASSHOLES!! I AM CANADIAN FOOLS!!!!
MY BROTHER PLAYS WITH ME IF GRANNY TURNS HIM DOWN!!, JUST LET HIM HAVE HIS WAY GRANNY, U OLD BITCH, JASON- LEAVE ME ALONE AND STAY WITH GRANNY N’ GRAMPS, AND LEAVE ME WITH GREAT AUNT SUE!!! AND NO YOU CAN’T EAT MY POOPIES TONIGHT, BUT I’LL LET YOU TASTE MY BUTTHOLE FOR TEN MINUTES BECAUSE I DO LIKE THAT!!!! CANADA IS THE BEST COUNTRY EVER, MY DEAR JIMMIES! |
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DENNIS on March 29, 2005 @ 2:26 pm |
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AND I HATE DEZZ NUTS
WHY DID DEZZ NUTS GET RUN OVER BY A TRUCK?
BECAUSE HE IS A MUFFIN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
UP YOURS DEZZ NUTS
YAY FOR CANADA!!!!
I HATE U.S. |
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DENNIS on March 29, 2005 @ 5:22 pm |
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HERRRRRRE’S DENNIS!!!
NOW LISTEN UP U FUCKIN AMERICAN PUNKS!
MY REAL NAME IS Micheal Librande. I LIVE IN Ottawa. U POOPY TERD LOSERS!!!
YOU EAT POOPIES. GO WIPE THE POOPIES OFF GRANNY N GRAMPS, ASSHOLES!!!
GO TAKE A SPONGEBATH WITH GREAT AUNT SUE AND OLD MR. JOHNSON!!
YOU HAVE TYPE 2 FECES ( THE WORST KIND, YOU FOOLS!!) (BTW- THERE’S 5 TYPES OF FECES U DUMBASSESS!!!) OH KOOM BAI AH!!!! I LOVE OLD MR. JOHNSON!! AS A LITTLE BOY I WORKED FOR HIM. I HAD MY FIRST INTIMATE ACT WITH HIM WHEN I WAS 13, hehehehe, IN ANY EVENT U.S.A. SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO CANADA!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR WONDERFUL CANUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DO ENJOY HOCKEY DEAR FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!! OH HOW I DO LOVE MY JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DR. PHIL IS MY GOOD DEAR FRIEND!!!!!!!! AMERICANS ARE ALL FAT AND STUPID AND THEY CAN’T EVEN LOCATE TURKMENISTAN ON A MAP!!!!!! IT’S IN SOUTHEAST ASIA, YOU DUMB FUCKS!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA FOOLS, I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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909 TACP on June 8, 2005 @ 7:55 am |
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I’ve been to Canada
I’ve trained Canadian troops and all I have to say is
You bastards have nothing to be proud of
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gret on October 17, 2005 @ 4:17 pm |
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U Americans insulte us but they don’t even know nothing about us??!!
one boob :-stop being so silly ur annoying,
Jersey:- we don’t spell tic tac tictak!!! I bet u or one of ur american brother spelled it
900...:- well theres 4 things we are proud :
1. having quebecors
2.hockey
3.maple syrup
4. not being the same kind of dumb people u are
(only the 1/5 of the American teams are constitute of good Americans players(????), the 4/5 are Canadians(Lecavalier) and other countries good players(....)) |
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