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Silly Canadians
Posted by: Bob Dylan on December 13, 2004 @ 12:24 pm
| So there were three canadians sitting in a bar. One canadian was fat, one canadian was irish, and the third canadian was a moose. So fatty said to moosey, im as loosey as a goosey. The irish canadian said that was a dumb thing to say. What the hell is wrong with you you dumb canadians. Moosey and Fatty said your canadian too you dumb slut. This made the irish one very angry and he was like heck no you stupid prostitutes. Im irish. They didn’t believe him one bit. Later on that night when they had a little more to drink, the irish one was like, i can prove im not canadian. Moosey and fatty said i’d like to see thaty but your names not patty and you are a ratty. The irish man said nah cracka, this is how its gunna be. I will tell you the capital of any state in america, cuz im smarter than a canadian. You canadians don’t know anything. They said alright, whats the capital of Mississippi? Then he was like ah cracka, that one is so easy. Its a capital "m" of course. You think im a retard? They canadians were like, oh snap that cracka is ill. You aren’t canadian cuz we are retards and wouldn’t have known that. |
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JO Canadian on December 14, 2004 @ 1:23 pm |
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huh?
You’re right I don’t understand anything written here. Maybe that my inner street wannabe slang isn’t good enough, but whatever.
Good try on the joke spanky, next time write one AFTER you come down eh? |
| From: |
iamcanadian on December 17, 2004 @ 12:22 am |
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what the fuck?? why would people take time to write stupid shit like this?? |
| From: |
CanadaRules on December 21, 2004 @ 9:24 am |
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Its a freaking joke.Its suposed to be offensive...I think |
| From: |
CanadaRules on December 21, 2004 @ 9:52 am |
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Dennis,let the American imbeciles have their fun.........CANADA RULES THE WORLD |
| From: |
Proud Canadian on December 23, 2004 @ 5:00 pm |
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Now that the Ameretards chose a monkey 4 a leader it is our time to rule the world.
Check out what that "excuse for a news channel - FOX" said about Canadians.
http://www.wimp.com/canada/ |
| From: |
Ashley on December 28, 2004 @ 2:42 am |
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Uh.... that doesn’t even make sence. I think you need to get a hobby... or a life. Something to take some time off your hands buddy. Good luck with that. |
| From: |
CanadaRules on December 29, 2004 @ 5:22 am |
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Ashley,you attack Canada verbaly or otherwise you pay,you retards down in the moron belt need to learn that... |
| From: |
directed@CANADArules on January 5, 2005 @ 8:30 pm |
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I WANNA MAKE FUCK WITH U! |
| From: |
canadian chick on January 6, 2005 @ 9:21 am |
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ummm.......i think that was a point for canada? someone correct me if i’m wrong..o.k? |
| From: |
Canada ROCKS! on January 18, 2005 @ 4:20 am |
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English Canadians actually love French Canadians. We appreciate the fact that it was their alliance with the HURON alone that founded our peaceful and beautiful nation. We welcome any Americans who wish to immigrate to our fine land, as we welcome persecuted people living under tyrannical and/or fascist, fundamentalist governments anywhere in the world.
Say what you will about us. Laugh at us. Sit back smugly making jokes about igloos and snowmobiles and bacon. We are Canadians. We understand the inherent strategic superiority in being underestimated. We are one people with many faces and cultures. God has kissed us, and we are blessed.
Peace to you all. When you are ready to live in freedom, tolerance, and simple kindness, we will embrace YOU, too.
Luc duBonet |
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JO Canadian on January 25, 2005 @ 12:04 pm |
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-er I don’t want dennis does anybody else?
I don’t even think HE knows where he’s from, his older notes start off bashing canadians, then he turns to a Canadian bashing jews blacks etc...Ahhh the wonderful anonymity* of the internet. I’m actually a mongoloid cripple living in new zeland pimping off poor chicks to rich fuckers and have nothing better to do but read jokes all day.
* pardon the spelling |
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Bella bambaina on January 25, 2005 @ 6:17 pm |
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ok hey yall... i mean i no all us canadians are all like ya where cool nice canadians, but you should all be ashamed all this cussing and what not .. i never wabnna hear u "canaidans" say that f word ever again .. ok ...
Have a nice day!!!
(and i dont need to say eh just to be canadian like all yall think u do) |
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Mongoloid Cripple on January 27, 2005 @ 12:19 pm |
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True, Eh doesn’t have to be used as a period in every sentance (as it is often used by those needing to Express their nationality with a stereotype)...but it can be thrown in from time to time if used tastefully.
And as Canadians we’d stop using the F word more often if the Irate americans would also choose a better vocabulary, and I hate to say there’s more of them cussing than us. |
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Canada ROCKS! on January 30, 2005 @ 9:23 am |
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Now that was just CHARMING. |
| From: |
JO Canadian on February 2, 2005 @ 8:13 am |
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Well, um....I don’t actually own a watch. *whew* |
| From: |
Brainiac on February 22, 2005 @ 11:51 pm |
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I think all Americans are but a bunch of assholes. not very
creative at all, but I thought I’d just say things ahow they
are. |
| From: |
Simon Page on March 14, 2005 @ 4:07 pm |
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this site is great, i’ll wait until i’m really angry and come back here and bitch about canadians too |
| From: |
Chicka on March 21, 2005 @ 3:42 am |
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Canadian pride aside let me actually critique your joke. Since most of these people couldn’t seem to get their heads out of their asses to do it. The problems I found here is that it was basically just a bunch of mindless rambling with a very bad punch line. Actually it failed to even have a ‘punch line’. Your incredibly bad grammar only made it unfunnier. 1 star. |
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Chicka on March 21, 2005 @ 3:44 am |
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Canadian pride aside let me actually critique your joke. Since most of these people couldn’t seem to get their heads out of their asses to do it. The problems I found here is that it was basically just a bunch of mindless rambling with a very bad punch line. Actually it failed to even have a ‘punch line’. Your incredibly bad grammar only made it more lame. 1 star. |
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Hot stuff on March 29, 2005 @ 12:35 am |
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that was absolutley horrible |
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MICHEAL LIBRANDE on March 29, 2005 @ 2:27 pm |
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I’M JASON’S BROTHER, AKA- D-E-N-N-I-S
YOU ASSHOLES!! I AM CANADIAN FOOLS!!!!
MY BROTHER PLAYS WITH ME IF GRANNY TURNS HIM DOWN!!, JUST LET HIM HAVE HIS WAY GRANNY, U OLD BITCH, JASON- LEAVE ME ALONE AND STAY WITH GRANNY N’ GRAMPS, AND LEAVE ME WITH GREAT AUNT SUE!!! AND NO YOU CAN’T EAT MY POOPIES TONIGHT, BUT I’LL LET YOU TASTE MY BUTTHOLE FOR TEN MINUTES BECAUSE I DO LIKE THAT!!!! CANADA IS THE BEST COUNTRY EVER, MY DEAR JIMMIES!
I HATE DEZZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 |
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chandler on August 23, 2005 @ 12:47 pm |
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yo whats up canadians |
| From: |
quebecor on October 17, 2005 @ 4:17 pm |
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was it suppose to be funny??!! or are they insulting us...? |
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