Prankers Paradise
Jokes
Submit
Moderator
Links
Contact
Drug Rehab
Halloween
|
| |
Creation of Canada
Posted by: Dal Dudas on December 21, 2004 @ 9:31 am
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for 6 days. Eventually Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the 7th day.
He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards, through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I’ve made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
"It’s a planet," replied God, "and I’ve put LIFE on it. I’m going to call it EARTH and it’s going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to the different parts of EARTH, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor. Over there, I’ve placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people." God continued, pointing to different countries, "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God’s work, then pointed to a large landmass in the top corner and asked, "What’s that one?"
"Ah," said God, "That’s Canada, the most glorious place on EARTH. There’s beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coast-line. The people from Canada are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they’re going to be found traveling the world. They’ll be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there will be balance?"
God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I’m putting next to them."
|
Add your own comment
| From: |
canadian chick on January 6, 2005 @ 9:14 am |
| Comment: |
i like this one!!! lol |
| From: |
CanadaRules on January 18, 2005 @ 4:10 am |
| Comment: |
Dezz,get of the fucking tree and evolve...don’t be such a American retard |
| From: |
Canada ROCKS! on January 18, 2005 @ 4:16 am |
| Comment: |
English Canadians actually love French Canadians. We appreciate the fact that it was their alliance with the HURON alone that founded our peaceful and beautiful nation. We welcome any Americans who wish to immigrate to our fine land, as we welcome persecuted people living under tyrannical and/or fascist, fundamentalist governments anywhere in the world.
Say what you will about us. Laugh at us. Sit back smugly making jokes about igloos and snowmobiles and bacon. We are Canadians. We understand the inherent strategic superiority in being underestimated. We are one people with many faces and cultures. God has kissed us, and we are blessed.
Peace to you all. When you are ready to live in freedom, tolerance, and simple kindness, we will embrace YOU, too.
Luc duBonet |
| From: |
one boob on February 6, 2005 @ 2:41 am |
| Comment: |
Did i just hear Canada Rules say "evolve"? and wasn’t there a previous joke about Canada being heaven which Canada Rules supported? Did i just hear another example of Canadian hypocracy? |
| From: |
CanadaRules on February 9, 2005 @ 9:11 am |
| Comment: |
I am Canadain and what other country would I support???USA maybe?I dont think so lmao |
| From: |
QUEBECOR GIRL on October 17, 2005 @ 4:17 pm |
| Comment: |
lol well this joke is funny but i actually like Americans ...well some of it...i think all of this fight is stupid and it seems like a 3 years old babies fight |
|
|
