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The call[Americans pay special attention
Posted by: CanadaRules on December 29, 2004 @ 6:12 am
An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. For his first chapter he decided to write about American churches. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would work his way across the country from South to North.
On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read $10,000 per call". The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The American thanked the priest and went along his way.
Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God. "O.K., thank you," said the American. He then traveled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston, and New York. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000 per call" sign under it.
The American, upon leaving Vermont saw a sign for Canada and decided to see if Canadians had the same phone. He arrived in OTTAWA, and again, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "10 cents per call." The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. "Father, I’ve traveled all over America and I’ve seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I’m told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in every state the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?"
The priest smiled and answered, "You’re in Canada now son, it’s a local call".
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jonny~! on January 13, 2005 @ 10:16 am |
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ha ha ha ha thats thats awesome! best joke ive read all day |
| From: |
ILOVECANADA on January 16, 2005 @ 9:45 pm |
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OMG, that just made my day, GO CANADA GO |
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co_dorin on January 17, 2005 @ 9:29 pm |
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SO GOOD I HA D TO TELL SOMEONE ON MSN |
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Canada ROCKS! on January 18, 2005 @ 4:15 am |
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English Canadians actually love French Canadians. We appreciate the fact that it was their alliance with the HURON alone that founded our peaceful and beautiful nation. We welcome any Americans who wish to immigrate to our fine land, as we welcome persecuted people living under tyrannical and/or fascist, fundamentalist governments anywhere in the world.
Say what you will about us. Laugh at us. Sit back smugly making jokes about igloos and snowmobiles and bacon. We are Canadians. We understand the inherent strategic superiority in being underestimated. We are one people with many faces and cultures. God has kissed us, and we are blessed.
Peace to you all. When you are ready to live in freedom, tolerance, and simple kindness, we will embrace YOU, too.
Luc duBonet |
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CanadaRules on January 18, 2005 @ 4:28 am |
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I love our French bretheren...my wife is French Canadaian and she is the best thing that has ever happened to me...although,CanadaRocks..you guys should can Freedom for Quebeq thing...not nice...its like you don’t like us in other provinces |
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killgore on January 21, 2005 @ 2:21 pm |
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joke sucks |
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killgore is fat on January 27, 2005 @ 2:31 pm |
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i dont geddit but as long as its canada |
| From: |
American on February 1, 2005 @ 10:58 pm |
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Canada Girls are so hot!
I just can’t get past the "Eh?" thing. |
| From: |
American on February 1, 2005 @ 10:59 pm |
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I want to move to Canada.
Shave my Bush and be free! |
| From: |
JO Canadian on February 8, 2005 @ 10:01 am |
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Well to be honest, to get the canadian railway through the rockies they used many chineese workers to get through to vancouver (mainly because vancouver was full of them looking for work) Now if you ever heard the term "1 chineese man for every mile of track" there’s a reason why that saying is here.
I’m not getting into the god-shit with you booby, NOBODY’S right when it comes to gods will, all we can do is live the best we can in accordance to whatever human interpretation is available. And in the end, we’re not 100% right because if we truly understood what god wanted we wouldn’t be in this mess we’re in.
YOU’RE not right I’M not right, the best thing we can do is just respect everyone, learn to co-operate with man & nature and live the best we can with pink fluffy bunnys and rainbows and all that crap. |
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one boob on February 14, 2005 @ 6:16 pm |
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Not only your ideas but also the fact that your posts are riddled with grammatical errors, I would expect more from a married person (being married would lead one to be assuming they’ve graduated and all). Weren’t you one of those people braggin about how our education system is so much better than the Americans? You have been incorrect on many historical accounts that I learned about when I was 15. |
| From: |
JO Canadian on February 15, 2005 @ 3:43 pm |
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My, aren’t we all feeling high and mighty today?
:-P |
| From: |
CanadaRules on February 17, 2005 @ 8:05 am |
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Kiss my ass,one boob....the reason why you might think I have a bad grammar is because I dont give a crap how I write |
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willy on February 23, 2005 @ 8:07 am |
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Where can you find American Jokes? Not here, but try:
http://forum.gazeta.pl/forum/72,2.html?f=384&w=20885243&a=20885243
and have a good fun out of Americans ;o) |
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one boob on February 26, 2005 @ 12:15 am |
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poor grammar is one thing, but blatant idiocy and arrogance is another matter which is a little more serious, seeing as all you have to say is ignorant and incorrect. |
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jb on March 1, 2005 @ 8:12 am |
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i dont get it |
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DENNIS on March 29, 2005 @ 5:19 pm |
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HERRRRRRE’S DENNIS!!!
NOW LISTEN UP U FUCKIN AMERICAN PUNKS!
MY REAL NAME IS Micheal Librande. I LIVE IN Ottawa. U POOPY TERD LOSERS!!!
YOU EAT POOPIES. GO WIPE THE POOPIES OFF GRANNY N GRAMPS, ASSHOLES!!!
GO TAKE A SPONGEBATH WITH GREAT AUNT SUE AND OLD MR. JOHNSON!!
YOU HAVE TYPE 2 FECES ( THE WORST KIND, YOU FOOLS!!) (BTW- THERE’S 5 TYPES OF FECES U DUMBASSESS!!!) OH KOOM BAI AH!!!! I LOVE OLD MR. JOHNSON!! AS A LITTLE BOY I WORKED FOR HIM. I HAD MY FIRST INTIMATE ACT WITH HIM WHEN I WAS 13, hehehehe, IN ANY EVENT U.S.A. SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO CANADA!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR WONDERFUL CANUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DO ENJOY HOCKEY DEAR FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!! OH HOW I DO LOVE MY JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DR. PHIL IS MY GOOD DEAR FRIEND!!!!!!!! AMERICANS ARE ALL FAT AND STUPID AND THEY CAN’T EVEN LOCATE TURKMENISTAN ON A MAP!!!!!! IT’S IN SOUTHEAST ASIA, YOU DUMB FUCKS!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA FOOLS, I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Jamal on May 6, 2005 @ 6:48 pm |
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For that one person out there named "one boob" (awful name to give your self, I can already tell you’re a prick).
We may of made the chinese build our railways, but we now have monuments for them and their loss. It was awful that it was done that way, but canada was different back then.
This same-sex issue that we have here is stupid. I don’t agree in calling it marage myself, but I also don’t agree in killing eachother because of one word.
I say religion is over-rated, meny people got killed over it, so "one boob" is a vary religous person, commit any hate-crimes lately? Don’t frown upon people because they’re different you jerk.
By the way, I liked the joke. |
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jincostincoh on June 6, 2005 @ 9:08 am |
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no wonder america is so overpopulated with idiots... |
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