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Rescue 911
Posted by: CanadaRules on December 29, 2004 @ 6:32 am
| Star Trek’s William Shatner, a Canadian, now hosts "Rescue 911", a dramatic life-and-death TV live-action drama about people who rescue other people (or something. We’ve never watched it.). In any case, 911 is a Canadian emergency number, ironically leading many Americans to believe that help will come if they dial this number. Try it. No one will come if you live in a country with stars in its flag (this includes many countries, from Algeria to Zimbabwe) |
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ummmm on January 3, 2005 @ 11:35 am |
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that wasn’t even a joke I think |
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Cobain_lover on January 4, 2005 @ 10:26 pm |
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that wasnt a joke for fuck sakes |
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zimbabwe will rock u on January 5, 2005 @ 8:11 pm |
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that fuckin sucked...u should be shot and have downsymdrummers shoved up ur ass while u fuck ur retarted dog and ur mom should jack off and cum down ur throat |
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Eurotrash on January 7, 2005 @ 3:49 pm |
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Jesus, get some sleep before posting jokes! |
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Eurotrash on January 7, 2005 @ 3:50 pm |
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Jesus, get some sleep before posting jokes! |
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my ass on January 8, 2005 @ 4:50 am |
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dis joke is shit who da fuk makes dis shit up fuken retardes |
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grubber on January 9, 2005 @ 3:11 pm |
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Canada sucks! Gorgeous women, but the guys are pathetic.
Hockey is there only way of life. Ey? |
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JO Canadian on January 10, 2005 @ 8:07 am |
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I don’t watch hockey man. Stereotypes never work hasn’t anyone figgered that out yet?
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| From: |
deez nutts on January 11, 2005 @ 11:08 pm |
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How did you know I suck dick for beer money? |
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crazy canuck on January 12, 2005 @ 9:45 pm |
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Canada rocks!!! American’s don’t have a clue !!! |
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kissmyassamerica on January 16, 2005 @ 9:42 pm |
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Hey, by the way asshole, u say EH, not ey. And yeah, hockey does rule u moron. Shut up, u know u wish you were canadian. Ohm by the way, bear fucker is the lamest joke i have ever heard. Why the fuck dont u go fuck ur cousin u fucking hillbillys |
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Canada ROCKS on January 18, 2005 @ 4:13 am |
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English Canadians actually love French Canadians. We appreciate the fact that it was their alliance with the HURON alone that founded our peaceful and beautiful nation. We welcome any Americans who wish to immigrate to our fine land, as we welcome persecuted people living under tyrannical and/or fascist, fundamentalist governments anywhere in the world.
Say what you will about us. Laugh at us. Sit back smugly making jokes about igloos and snowmobiles and bacon. We are Canadians. We understand the inherent strategic superiority in being underestimated. We are one people with many faces and cultures. God has kissed us, and we are blessed.
Peace to you all. When you are ready to live in freedom, tolerance, and simple kindness, we will embrace YOU, too.
Luc duBonet |
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CanadaRules on January 18, 2005 @ 4:25 am |
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My opinion on US imigration into are country can be summorized with few words:CANADA IS FULL,GO BACK HOME |
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meh...eh? on January 18, 2005 @ 10:41 pm |
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Americans...When I think of Americans I know they know fuck all about Canada, I know they have dirty Water, in most places, and I know they are cheap ignorant pricks, who simply cannot listen to the UN because they think they are better then the rest of the world.
why were the world trade centers attacked? because someone felt threatend and didnt like it, there for attacked america...why was canada not attacked? simply because EVERYONE...except a few americans loves us. |
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blah on January 19, 2005 @ 7:16 pm |
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that was joke..?? |
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theweirdcanadian on January 20, 2005 @ 6:43 pm |
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Holy fuck, maybe you idiots should learn how to fucking spell. These were the worst posts I have ever seen. Where the fuck do Americans come off saying bad shit about Canada. Americans are so busy making themselves sound the best that they havn’t seen how fucking retarded they are.
And who ever wrote this "joke" did a horrible job, I don’t even think that was a joke. |
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CanadaRules on January 21, 2005 @ 9:09 am |
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I’m sorry about posting this ’’joke’’ if it can be called that...I was drunk on Molson,people*lol*And my appology to all my conpatriots in Canada that had to suffer by it.....Amertards can kiss my ass |
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no on January 21, 2005 @ 10:06 am |
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Canadians are dickheads, Americans are dickheads, Australians are dickheads, Scots are dickheads, Welsh are dickheads, Irish are dickheads. Only English are ok! We have got our own language. And you Indians, Kangaroos and other shits are not clever enough to create your own language. And those Canadians are the most annoying shitheads: They took also the language from the fucking French. Canada sucks and makes me nervous, as well as America and other low intelligent nations.
I wish you some English intelligence to create your own languages and stop bastardising our. Oh sorry, Welsh and Irish have their languages, but they sound like weeping shit in Geore Bush’s toilet.
Fuck you all stupid, moronic Americans (Canadians are also Americans, but a little bit werid - who else would like to settle between polar bears and eskimos????) |
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JO Canadian on January 21, 2005 @ 10:50 am |
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Man buddy you got issues there, sorry we stole your language. We cant help the fact that WE ARE FUCKING RELATED?! I mean really, I’m ashamed we had to copy a language we were born with since my fucking relatives came from fuckin england 200 yrs ago.
About the French, well I have to say they were here first before the english displaced them, at least these english were considerate enough to let them stay (in most cases) and live with them.
So mr. Englishy learn some god damn history but it seems you have some ethnic issues with everybody but yourself and possibly your kind which would be the upper class keep-it-in-the family blue bloods who are only allowed to marry cousins, just to keep it pure eh. You may call that being aristocrat or first class, here we just call it inbreeding. Stick it to your sister for me eh? |
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abdar on January 28, 2005 @ 10:58 pm |
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wow, enough fuckin argueing you fucking immature ass clowns... except all you Canadians, i love you all |
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USA ROCKS! on February 9, 2005 @ 7:15 pm |
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fuck u canadians eh? u can all go to hell. usa is the best country in the world. the only reason alotta people go to canada to live is because they’re so fucked up no other country wil let them in. usa got beautiful women, and lotz of cash$$$. fuck all canadians |
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the dude went nutz on February 14, 2005 @ 3:08 pm |
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the add on the left side of the page was better than that
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bob on February 23, 2005 @ 8:07 am |
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Where can you find American Jokes? Not here, but try:
http://forum.gazeta.pl/forum/72,2.html?f=384&w=20885243&a=20885243
and have a good fun out of Americans ;o) |
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KITTY on February 28, 2005 @ 5:10 am |
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THIZ IZ A GZY JOKE I AVE HEARD BETTA ONES |
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Jamal on May 11, 2005 @ 12:10 pm |
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Ok then, unexpected conversations with the Brittish now pulled into it.
I have to admit, I love the Brittish, they simply have the best comedy, I love Monty Python, the Holy Grail was my favorite. Now I have to also point out that every country has a jack ass in it, like the one who just posted here. I’m sure that the Brittish are charming, but this prick had to vent out something in a rude way. And what’s all this talk about America having the best looking woman in the world? Personaly, I think they come from Quebec, but everyone has their own view. To narrow it down, america is fat, and you can’t say otherwise because even morons know this. |
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123 on May 12, 2005 @ 8:04 am |
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AHAHAHAHAHHAHA OMG, THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!! AHAHAHHAHAH... What? I don’t get it... |
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um on May 28, 2005 @ 12:26 am |
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So, 911 is the emergency number in the US, and Canada? |
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USA is crap on September 6, 2005 @ 2:33 pm |
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USA is utter crap. ALl USA people are all fucking born ugly. They are all bullshit. They eat mud for breakfast, lunch and dinner. They are filthy pathetic tartfaces. FUCK THE US! |
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Sven on October 24, 2005 @ 2:16 pm |
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I note that someone up there thinks the English have their own language(Old French, from langue - tongue, language, from Latin lingua). This is not entirely true. THey, like north americans, have many pieces of the languages of others. Check a dictionary for the section on word origin. English is made up of Anglo-Saxon (a combination of northern Germanic and s)candinavian) Celtic, Latin, French(Norman), Greek, Ancient Briton, Pictish, and other words. It is a mongrel Tongue. It is a collection of useful words from many languages.
Those who complain about the continued evolution (Bastard-ization --from a French word) on the language in the various North American dialects have simply gotten too lazy to continue the collecting tradition. |
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