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Spit it out
Posted by: CanadaRules on January 21, 2005 @ 9:49 am
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together. The proceeded to each buy a pint of Molson Canadian. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverage three flys landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the head of the beer.
The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.
The American fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.
The Canadian too , picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and then started yelling "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!!"
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| From: |
JO Canadian on January 21, 2005 @ 1:26 pm |
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saaay? wasn’t that a scottish joke at one point? either way I likes it. |
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Maratime Man on January 26, 2005 @ 5:42 pm |
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not very funny, stupid American |
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bob on January 28, 2005 @ 10:54 pm |
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lol, i love it, but thats on a chemercial too |
| From: |
CanadaRules on January 31, 2005 @ 4:51 am |
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Maratime,your mother is a hamster and your father smells like elderberries if I’m American |
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CanadaRules on January 31, 2005 @ 4:59 am |
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Jo,I writes it the way I sees it...lol how you doing,Jo old chap? |
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JO Canadian on January 31, 2005 @ 8:25 am |
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Bored, as usual. |
| From: |
CanadaRules on January 31, 2005 @ 9:40 am |
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Jo,you need to keep busy so you have the streanght for the final taunting/flaming battle lol |
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CanadasSucksDick on April 9, 2005 @ 2:44 pm |
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Canada is full with a bunch of ugly ass girls who think they’re better than shit. In AMERICA we fuck the Good looking ones like the ones you jack off to or picture well youre having sex with a dirty candadian who youre 3 brothers had sex with in the same week and your dad fucking fingered her. CANADA CAN FUCKING SUCK MY BIG AMERICAN DICK. |
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Jamal on May 11, 2005 @ 11:59 am |
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Are you serious?
Go do some reaserch before you say stuff like that, because like it or not, America has more "fat" people then Canada. Glad you’re happy fucking them... |
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CanadianGirl on August 2, 2005 @ 12:08 pm |
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i like it
good stuf*thumbs up!* |
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Lisha on September 29, 2005 @ 2:50 am |
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Uh.. those "Hot chicks" in America are actually Canadian’s. Take Pamela Anderson she only became American recently., and only because her kids are Americans. |
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