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Ice cream parlor
Posted by: scott on January 28, 2005 @ 5:06 am
So Johnny is in class and the teacher ask’s him Johnny there are 4 birds sitting on the fence if you shoot one with a pellet gun how many are left ?
Johnny thinks about it for a while and answers none .
the teacher say’s no Johnny listen to the question, there are 4 birds sitting on the fence if you shoot one with a pellet gun how many are left ?
he say’s right away NONE the teacher said well then smart guy explain your answer then, so Johnny replies if I shoot one the others will be scared off by the sound of the gun .
the teacher said well I didnt think of it that way I like your way of thinking Johnny .
Johnny then turns and asks the teacher Can I ask you a question ? the teacher said sure I cant see why not .
so teacher there are these three brods in the Ice cream parlor one is licking the cone ,one bitting the cone and one sucking the cone can you tell me which one of these women is married teacher ?
the teacher thinks about it and after a while answers ... well ... I guess the one sucking the cone Johnny replies :
NOPE the one with the wedding ring but I like the way your thinking
so do I |
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Johnny on January 28, 2005 @ 9:31 pm |
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That happened to me once
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| From: |
Johnny on January 28, 2005 @ 9:31 pm |
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That happened to me once
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| From: |
Henry on January 28, 2005 @ 10:47 pm |
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lol thats awesome |
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CanadaROCKS! on January 30, 2005 @ 8:49 am |
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It’s actually not suppose to be a lady with an ice-cream cone in a parlour. It’s supposed to be a lady with a popsicle on a bus.
Very few people SUCK ice cream cones. Makes a cute image though. Here is an ice cream cone for you to... SUCK. Yeah, that works. Honestly. I give up.
Spend your money in Canada and support our links to European markets :-) !!!!! |
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CanadaRules on January 31, 2005 @ 4:56 am |
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CanadaRocks,don’t give up just cause Americans are retarded...they don’t even know what a Opel is lol CANADA IN EU BY 2012 is the cause I’m fighting for |
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CanadaRules on January 31, 2005 @ 9:36 am |
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Hey,anyone remember how this flaming and tauntin war started....I cant but we had a good reason I remember that much lol |
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Canada ROCKS! on January 31, 2005 @ 3:57 pm |
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It’s true, our economy is weak. But that is exactly my point. I wish Canada weren’t part of the G8, too. But since I’m a Canadian, you can’t blame me for trying to help my own country, can you? We are a kind and loving people. Now why would anyone hate us for that?
As far as the "training Mexicans" thing goes, well, I think that’s great if it helps boost Mexico’s economy. I wish Mexico all the best, and if their workers wish to train in the US, that’s GREAT! Peace to you all!
The idea of Canada joining the EU is actually neat! But then, that kind of means that you support my suggestion about us strengthening our economic ties to European markets. So I am confused.
Oh well, I’m just a Canadian, after all! Have a day, eh! Peace! |
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lady canuck on February 1, 2005 @ 9:04 am |
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why does this guy hate women so much? canadarock, you sound like a nice lady. and mexico rocks too. |
| From: |
cloud on February 1, 2005 @ 2:20 pm |
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Hi, juss you know me but don’t get me started ok , you know I hae more things to worry about than to voice my opinion in a place with deaf ears..LOL...: ) |
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sEANcALLAHAN on February 5, 2005 @ 5:17 pm |
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HEY,NIC SUCKED MY PENIS YESTERDAY.... |
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ooooo!!! on February 23, 2005 @ 8:05 am |
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Where can you find American Jokes? Not here, but try:
http://forum.gazeta.pl/forum/72,2.html?f=384&w=20885243&a=20885243
and have a good fun out of Americans ;o) |
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PAPA G on February 25, 2005 @ 12:34 pm |
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canada is a good country better then usa. |
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PAPA G on February 25, 2005 @ 12:38 pm |
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u do know that every other fukin country hates usa and canada is the most liked country. you americans are just jelous |
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GO CANADA!!!!!! on February 25, 2005 @ 11:16 pm |
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PAPA G you rock! I wish the americans would wake up and look around the world and
they would see what you mean |
| From: |
CANADA SUX on February 28, 2005 @ 1:31 pm |
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canadas full of biatches and puccys fuck yall go united states!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! btw nice joke |
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Informed Canadian on March 1, 2005 @ 1:20 am |
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CANADA SUX, you exemplify the American attitude of ignorance and arrogance. Your kind
are further degrading the image of America’s citizens in the eyes of the world. Everyone
knows that governments often do not represent the views of the people, however, with
someone like you taking ignorant pot shots at a country some of your fellow Americans
could not even place on a map, the suspicions held by the world community are
confirmed. Thanks to the Internet, you can still broadcast your comments without
persecution, but if someone were to enter the "land of the free" and make such
statements about the U.S. in public, chances are very good that they would be deported
on the grounds of "Homeland Security".
Go back to school, learn spelling, grammar and composition, read "Stupid White Men",
then we can continue if you want to debate in an intelligent way.
(Good joke, scott) |
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Proud canadian on March 2, 2005 @ 12:10 am |
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The only time we went to war against the US, we kicked your butt. Canada won the war of 1812 - Americans lost.
Why do americans put canadian flags on their luggage when the travel around the world. People like us and hate americans. |
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Jersey Guy on March 14, 2005 @ 12:34 pm |
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When did this site become Canada vs. US? Ive been to Montreal and Toronto many times and got along great with everyone. They knew by my accent that I was from Jersey, but they were all cool. I think on here eveyrone likes to talk shit through anonymity because they dont have the balls to do it in person. From the grammar you all use I would recommend getting a lawyer and suing the school system from which you graduated from for robbing you of the education you deserved. There are less spelling mistakes in George W. Bush’s state of the union speech than on this page. |
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Spelling & Grammar on March 18, 2005 @ 12:34 pm |
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I am a Canadian. I have noticed that the ratio of spelling and grammatical errors in the American posts is actually EXPONENTIAL compared to the Canadian posts - and I am not even counting the "-our" and "-tre" endings that they miss on words like NEIGHBOUR and CENTRE. The Americans continue to make a complete HASH of the English language, even when you allow for their primitive grammatical adaptations.
It’s quite embarrassing for them, really. If I wrote that poorly, I wouldn’t even VENTURE an opinion.
Oh, and Americans, I might as well say while I’m here: That BAJILLION dollar national debt you’re racking up is FABULOUS! It looks great on you. Oh, and that health-care system you have is PRIMO. Keep it up. No, really. I don’t want you to change a thing. At the rate you’re going, you’ll drive your own population into bankruptcy and terminal illnesses within the next 50 years. Canada will be here, with a smile, in the best of health... |
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Informed Canadian on March 19, 2005 @ 12:22 am |
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To Spelling & Grammar: Make that 5 years...If Canada doesn’t get any further into bed with
the U.S. of A., your prediction may come true. However, we have to be careful or the Bush
Boys will invade us next...after all they are the CENTRE of the universe and we are their
NEIGHBOUR, #2 in oil reserves and just a short trip north. Besides, we are so
good-natured that we would probably let them across the border without I.D.
cards...Canada accepts everyone, even "Operation Canadian Oil Freedom" troops and
tanks...
Right? |
| From: |
Dragon_UT2k4 on April 13, 2005 @ 3:09 pm |
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I’m canadian, and i’m a proud one at that. Read on to figure out the obvious truth.
If any of you asshole americans want to start a war with canada, then read this first:
Canada would have no problem ingaging the U.S. in war. when the U.S. tries to fightback every other country in the world would jump to Canada’s defence. Think about it. We may not be the most popular country in the world but every body hates the U.S. more than us.
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Joke Site on June 6, 2005 @ 3:47 am |
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This is a joke site right? Funny joke dude. |
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