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canada woowowowow
Posted by: jeremy on February 3, 2005 @ 1:34 am
you know your in canada when... you step on someone’s foot and they say
they’re sorry
you know your in canada when... you get directions in time, not kms.
you know your in canada when... you always hear undereducated, fat and
cousin fucking americans trying to make fun of a country that they know
nothing about.
you know your in canada when... your children know how to say, sugar
free and all cereal brands in french.
you know your in canada when... you open the newspaper and find out its
exactly like any other world newspaper..... ok ok ill tell you what you want
to hear... you open the newspaper to find 2 pages for international and
national news but 6 for hockey.
you know your in canada when... you relize that having actual seasons is
better than summer all year round
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JO Canadian on February 4, 2005 @ 2:47 pm |
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I can’t seem to get this joke posted regualrly, so here goes:
Walking along a beach there was an Albertan, a Quebecer, and a Native. They came across a bottle in which they cleaned off. Then *POOF* a genie appears. "First of all" the genie says "You are allowed 1wish each, I’m not giving you three each"
The Quebecer steps forward, "Dats fine weeth me. My weesh weel be dat Quebec will be surrounded by a 50 foot wall so nobady can get een and nobady can get owt."
"Hey, that’s a good idea there eh." Says the native. "Hey you genie, I also want a 50 foot wall around all the resereves too eh, so no one can go in and out either."
The Albertan asks, " So you mean they have their wishes already?"
"insantly" says genie
"Good, fill’em both with water"
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| From: |
Kin on February 4, 2005 @ 9:14 pm |
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Your joke sucks. JO’s joke is very, very good. Go JO. Fuck you , jeremy!! |
| From: |
Jeremy on February 5, 2005 @ 12:38 am |
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mines way fuckin better |
| From: |
jeremy on February 6, 2005 @ 4:23 pm |
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who the fuck do u think you are dezz? this is a JOKE web site not some place were you
can bitch to other ppl just because your a fuckin queer.
joke: CN Tower, hmm... i love the building. But you know, them claiming it as the worlds
tallest building is such bullshit... c’mon, you go up half way and your there, your at the top.
I mean thats like putting a toothpick on my dick and saying "Thats how big it is!"
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CanadaROCKS on February 7, 2005 @ 4:59 pm |
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And, if you read these profanities (blasphemies?) you can see that it is a woman who wrote them pretending to be your "Papa". The rhetoric is female. Anyone with a brain can see it. You see, we are not so stupid after all. |
| From: |
Steve on February 15, 2005 @ 5:06 pm |
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undereducated my ass.. atleast i can spell fucking color**... |
| From: |
farenheit 911 on February 23, 2005 @ 4:17 am |
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Why you do not ask admin to make another category AMERICAN JOKES? I presume it’d be reeealy very popular (check also Polish, French, Italian, etc jokes).
Make them hard... they deserve it:
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FBI announced that Roosvelt probably was not totally sane in Jalta.
That’s nothing new - it’s a long tradition of American presidents - the last one is quite insane all the time...
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| From: |
zzzzzzzz on February 23, 2005 @ 8:05 am |
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Where can you find American Jokes? Not here, but try:
http://forum.gazeta.pl/forum/72,2.html?f=384&w=20885243&a=20885243
and have a good fun out of Americans ;o) |
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jeremy on February 27, 2005 @ 2:57 pm |
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hahahahahahhahaha steve, in Canada, it IS spelled colour, not color..... we’re a bit more
sophisticated. |
| From: |
haywood on February 27, 2005 @ 11:50 pm |
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Canada is nothing but a first-class country full of third-world people. It should be renamed to Canindia or Canauckistan. |
| From: |
Canada Chick on March 18, 2005 @ 11:45 pm |
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o good one haywood. just because we allow people into our country instead of bombing theirs doesn’t mean we are a bad place... you guys need to get a life... i mean insulting people on a jokes website is a great way to spend your time.... |
| From: |
Jamal on May 11, 2005 @ 11:56 am |
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If you’re saying that Third world people are stupid or dumb, then I must say that they have WAY more class then you Haywood, get a life... |
| From: |
123 on May 12, 2005 @ 8:01 am |
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There once was three guys. One guy didn’t like the other two guys, and one of them liked the girlfriend of the one who hated them. Then a rock came, and ate a banana. It was a good banana, but the banana was the life of a chocolate bar. The chocolate bar was very sad, but thankfully it was made of chocolate, so It has three lives. It put its other two lives into living, and everyone lived happily ever after, accept for everyone who I mentioned. |
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Kaylee on July 14, 2005 @ 1:11 pm |
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I’m an american living in Maine....and i like canadians and here’s why- they are very polite and they ARE sophisticated. The music (preferring to Les Cowboys Fringants) is a lot better than any of our rap that no one can understand. I mean some songs i can translate to english and they’re good songs but you can’t say that I can’t understand a different language instead of rap which is our own language because some songs in french i do understand because i partially can speak french. i can read and listen to it better than i do speak it. But all i’m saying is that canadians are really nice and to not underestimate them because of how they live. It’s not even our country so why would someone who does underestimate them care! Keep it up Canada because for now I’m planning on visiting more often. For now I want to live there! lol....oh- and i almost forgot the hockey is awesome there. I love hockey and that’s practically what canada is all about! GO LEWISTON MAINEIACS!!!!!! |
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ur right on October 17, 2005 @ 4:16 pm |
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Kaylee : -thank u so much for wat u said..I have to be serious with u, ure the only american on this site that is nice...I think the way we CANADIANS and u AMERICANS sometimes act is very stupid.
I’m actually a quebecor, but my english is not perfect at all, but ur really right about the Cowboys Fringuants and I didn’t know english people listened to french music..cause here the hate between Qubecor and English Canadians is almost but less the same than with Americans And CAnadIANs |
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