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Regional Wishes
Posted by: JO Canadian on February 4, 2005 @ 10:24 am

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Walking along a stretch of beach there was an Albertan, a Quebecer, and a native. They came across a bottle in the sand and cleaned it off, when POOF! A genie appeared. "Don’t think you will all be getting three wishes, you can have one each." The Quebecer says, "Dat’s ok, mye weesh shall be that all of Quebec weel be surrounded by a 50 fooot wall, so nobady can get een and nobady, can get out." The native said, "Hey that’s a good idea eh. Hey Genie there, I’d like my wish to have all the reserves surrounded by a 50 foot wall too eh. That way no ones gonna get in or out either." The Albertan looks at the genie and asks, "So, you mean you get your wish right away?" "Instantly" said the genie. "Good, Fill’em both with water."


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From: JO Canadian on February 7, 2005 @ 4:16 pm
Comment: Theeere we go, I was wondering why it took so long to get on. I wonder if my other attempts will make duplicates???

From: JO Canadian on February 8, 2005 @ 9:35 am
Comment: Never heard of the movie, but then nothing on this site is truly origional anyways...maybe except for a few yo momma jokes, they seem to be pretty basic to think up.

From: ¿ on May 12, 2005 @ 7:49 am
Comment: What is a "movie"?

From: quebecor girl on October 14, 2005 @ 7:26 pm
Comment: HA HA HA....I’m not saying its not fuuny becose of all the thing other provinces think about us quebecor , its just that....this joke seriously SUCKS

   
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