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Posted by: mario on February 11, 2005 @ 6:13 pm
how do canadians reproduce?
they Don’t have sperm, but maple sirup.
so when they do it the Maple freezez in the balls, so the guy has to go to a
huge microvave for 30 seconds. then it melts.
that is why Canadas population is so small. Because they are all poor
hobos that can’t get a microwave. |
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| From: |
Burt_Reynolds on February 17, 2005 @ 4:36 am |
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This has to be the stupidest fucking joke ive ever heard in my life. |
| From: |
JO Canadian on February 18, 2005 @ 11:05 pm |
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? |
| From: |
Bryce on February 18, 2005 @ 11:35 pm |
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WTF kind of stupid ass joke is that my grandma fucking knows better ones |
| From: |
00000000 on February 23, 2005 @ 8:03 am |
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Where can you find American Jokes? Not here, but try:
http://forum.gazeta.pl/forum/72,2.html?f=384&w=20885243&a=20885243
and have a good fun out of Americans ;o) |
| From: |
Canadian dude on February 23, 2005 @ 10:52 pm |
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MF I ll beat urass sore for makn fun of us cadanians |
| From: |
hahaha on February 27, 2005 @ 10:33 am |
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hahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahwdwdwdwa |
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jeremy on February 27, 2005 @ 3:06 pm |
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the only reason the Canadian population is so small compared to the American
population is becasue we don’t go around fucking our relatives all the time. I mean, if you
Americans would just leave the house once in a while and find someone else to fuck,
maybe there would be less of an American (fat, ugly, stupid) population and less of a
retard population. |
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jeremy on March 2, 2005 @ 6:52 pm |
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and the average Canadian is just as rich than the average American |
| From: |
spook on March 4, 2005 @ 1:38 pm |
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wtf that the stupiest joke i ever heard |
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Not American! on March 5, 2005 @ 6:07 pm |
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You poor ass canadian whores!
ha! |
| From: |
Git R DOne Redneck on March 6, 2005 @ 9:53 pm |
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You god damn kanucks ain’t as rich as us good, decent Americans
Your dollar is only worth about 74 cents in America
And your stupid, socialist government takes more than half of it in taxes |
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Git R DOne Redneck on March 6, 2005 @ 9:53 pm |
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You god damn kanucks ain’t as rich as us good, decent Americans
Your dollar is only worth about 74 cents in America
And your stupid, socialist government takes more than half of it in taxes |
| From: |
euronews on March 7, 2005 @ 8:23 am |
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And your fucking US dollar is worth only 70 cents in Europe... ha,ha,ha |
| From: |
Canadian Chick on March 9, 2005 @ 12:39 pm |
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What a lame joke. Decent Americans you say? Been to America and to tell you the honest truth, I think some of you Americans need to have respect for your own Country as well as yourself. Everytime I go visit America I think to myself, there are not very many friendly people and to top it off the americans asks you stupid idiotic questions about Canada. Learn about your neighbours?????? |
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crazy_guy 666 on March 14, 2005 @ 11:57 am |
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god damn, lame ass americans. at least theres a good chance that we can pay off our national debt you incest sack of shit! and i have never heard a joke so lame in my life before.... you should stick with the things your good at like having sex withn your sister |
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Jersey Guy on March 14, 2005 @ 12:20 pm |
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Listen, im from the US and I even think that joke was ridiculous. a) it didnt make a bit of sense b) it wasnt the least bit funny. c) whoever wrote that is a moron with the spelling and grammar of a 4 year old handicapped orphan. Keep up stupid jokes like that and you’ll soon find yourself working as a writer for the David Letterman show. You’d fit right in there. |
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Jeremy on March 15, 2005 @ 9:08 pm |
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HAHAHA its extremly funny how some americans think that just becasue a country has a
lower dollar (CDN goes for 82 cents american) means that the inhabitants are poor? wtf
that is probably the most stupid thing i have ever heard. |
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Jeremy on March 15, 2005 @ 9:10 pm |
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AND the reason why our taxes are so high is becasue it includes everything from
healthcare to education (public). |
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Chick on March 22, 2005 @ 5:52 am |
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I have a bad head cold and I’m high on medicine (that you Americans come here to get!) WOOO HOOO!!!! *cough* *cough* *gag* *choke* *faints*
Actually our dollar is worth 83 cents in America NOT 74. And it keeps going up. |
| From: |
DENNIS on March 29, 2005 @ 5:19 pm |
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HERRRRRRE’S DENNIS!!!
NOW LISTEN UP U FUCKIN AMERICAN PUNKS!
MY REAL NAME IS Micheal Librande. I LIVE IN Ottawa. U POOPY TERD LOSERS!!!
YOU EAT POOPIES. GO WIPE THE POOPIES OFF GRANNY N GRAMPS, ASSHOLES!!!
GO TAKE A SPONGEBATH WITH GREAT AUNT SUE AND OLD MR. JOHNSON!!
YOU HAVE TYPE 2 FECES ( THE WORST KIND, YOU FOOLS!!) (BTW- THERE’S 5 TYPES OF FECES U DUMBASSESS!!!) OH KOOM BAI AH!!!! I LOVE OLD MR. JOHNSON!! AS A LITTLE BOY I WORKED FOR HIM. I HAD MY FIRST INTIMATE ACT WITH HIM WHEN I WAS 13, hehehehe, IN ANY EVENT U.S.A. SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO CANADA!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR WONDERFUL CANUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DO ENJOY HOCKEY DEAR FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!! OH HOW I DO LOVE MY JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DR. PHIL IS MY GOOD DEAR FRIEND!!!!!!!! AMERICANS ARE ALL FAT AND STUPID AND THEY CAN’T EVEN LOCATE TURKMENISTAN ON A MAP!!!!!! IT’S IN SOUTHEAST ASIA, YOU DUMB FUCKS!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA FOOLS, I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
Jamal on May 10, 2005 @ 8:28 am |
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Dennis shut up...
I’m a Canadian, and the reason why our poluation is so small is because we’re currently killing off every stupid person so no one can fuck our country up. Just to warn you, dennis is next on the list. |
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123 on May 30, 2005 @ 9:23 am |
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Mmm... Pancakes and giz |
| From: |
LOOSE on June 20, 2005 @ 4:30 pm |
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ass hole
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| From: |
Canadian Guy on August 2, 2005 @ 12:07 pm |
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Hey HAve any of you retarded Americans seen Rick Mercer’s Talking With Americans" That Practically Describes The Average American |
| From: |
Nutty on October 21, 2005 @ 3:22 pm |
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I love maple syrup.............. |
| From: |
barrinbm on November 1, 2005 @ 2:00 pm |
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This is a sad display of international discourse, other than Jamal on May 10th. The original joke put forth has no redeeming qualities whatsoever, and comments posted in response have the literary quality of bathroom stall writings. A dirty joke only needs to posess two qualities, 1) be offensive and 2) be funny, our writer could not even meet these minor criteria. Posted comments in response to said joke appear to be the rantings of angry elementary school boys, who have just learned all of their first curse words, but can only spell them correctly half the time. |
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