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USA Joke here---->
Posted by: HAW!! HAW!! on March 7, 2005 @ 9:56 pm
The problem with America is stupidity. I’m not saying there should be a
capital punishment for stupidity, but why don’t we just take the safety
labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? |
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you are not funny on March 8, 2005 @ 7:49 pm |
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What is the deal? |
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American goes North on March 9, 2005 @ 4:35 am |
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A ’wise’ american went on holidays to Eskimo country and wanted to hunt for a polar bear.
An Eskimo asked him:
- Do you know to shoot?
-Yea
- Do you know to run?
- Yea
- Are you clever enough to go hunting in Arctic?
- Yea
So they went for a long ride on dogslegh and saw a huge bear...
Eskimo jumped out, shouted and started to run madly back to the village.
Perplexed american saw the bear approaching angrily and not knowing what to do shoot it.
Then happy waved to Eskimo and cried:
- Why the hell you left me here with this bear?
Eskimo answered with calm:
- I should believe elders telling all americans are dumb - you told me you’re clever - now tell me how the heck do you want to transport this huge mountain of meat for next 20 kilometers? On your shoulders???
God bless americans.... |
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Ice fishing on March 9, 2005 @ 4:37 am |
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An american, great fun of ice-fishing, once cought the golden fish, so he could ask 3 wishes.
All he wanted was to go ice-fishing as often as possible, so he said:
- I want to have a big piece of ice-field
- I want an exclusive control over it
- I want to have access to it 365 days a year
So the golden fish made him the manager of covered skating rink. |
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at school on March 9, 2005 @ 4:42 am |
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American school. Three kids have the last chance to pass to the next class
Teacher asks John:
-John, please spell the word CAT
-C-A-T
- Very good, you passed.
- Mery, please spell the word DOG
- D-O-G
- great, you passed
- And now Ahmed, please spell: DISCRIMINATION OF FOREGINERS ACCORDING TO AMERICAN LEGISLATION |
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work offer on March 9, 2005 @ 4:43 am |
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Offer of work in arabian travel agency Dzichad
We are looking for pilots for trip to New York, one way only |
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US Army on March 9, 2005 @ 4:44 am |
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Decifer US ARMY - unbelivably stupid army |
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canned one on March 9, 2005 @ 4:45 am |
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What do you call a can with shit attached?
Ameri can................... nice? |
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culinary joke on March 9, 2005 @ 4:47 am |
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Q: What’s the American’s favorite food?
A: Drive thru
The joke of the century? The American wife is cooking.... |
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american civillisati on March 9, 2005 @ 4:49 am |
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It is said that Mohandas Ghandi was asked, "What is your opinion of American civilization?"
His reply: "I think it would be an excellent idea." |
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american bomb on March 9, 2005 @ 4:51 am |
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-What’s the difference between an American and an American bomb?
-The bomb is smart enough to know where to find Iraq. |
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Roosvelt in Jalta on March 9, 2005 @ 4:52 am |
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FBI announced that Roosvelt probably was not totally sane in Jalta.
That’s nothing new - it’s a long tradition of American presidents - the last one is quite insane all the time... |
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negation on March 9, 2005 @ 4:53 am |
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Definition of negation:
american intelligence |
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examples on March 9, 2005 @ 4:55 am |
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Where do you find the finest exapmle of the american civilisation - regarding culture?
In a youghurt production plant
Where do you find the finest exapmle of the american civilisation - regarding enlightened minds?
In a power plant |
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yoghurt on March 9, 2005 @ 4:56 am |
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- What’s the difference between an American and yoghurt?
- Yoghurt at least has it’s own culture :) |
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synonyms on March 9, 2005 @ 4:58 am |
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Dictionary of synonyms:
dumb - stupid, silly, foolish, american, bush, sensless, weak-minded, slow-witted |
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sausage on March 9, 2005 @ 5:00 am |
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You know why it’s impossible to buy an american sausage?
Well -they are dickless. |
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some dude from nyc on March 9, 2005 @ 10:14 am |
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low self-esteem, lack of identity, small dick syndrome, without america would cease to exist by being sucked dry of its oil reserves by china and enslaved by every one else, middle child syndrome, passive-aggressive, fruity purchasers of american goods, canadian |
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dude from nyc on March 9, 2005 @ 11:34 am |
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when someone reads you starts to believe that americans are real dudes................ |
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Fart Face 2 U on March 10, 2005 @ 9:31 am |
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TO: sausage..........about your comment, dickless hugh?..... well its because you canadians suck it OFF! |
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Carvito on March 11, 2005 @ 11:04 am |
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Theres 2 many fuckin canadians on this site who can’t even spell yogurt |
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not canadian on March 11, 2005 @ 11:40 am |
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and there are really only 2 americans who cannot spell colour --- ha, ha ha |
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clever americans on March 12, 2005 @ 6:11 am |
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What do Americans think about Europe?
That Poland is inhabited by POs, Holland by HOLs, England by ENGs |
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my bus ride on March 13, 2005 @ 3:13 am |
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I was riding the bus awhile ago and a VERY butch fellah was holding onto the overhead bar and looking out the window the other way. He was wearing a CITIZEN diving watch with a heavy rubber strap and his wrist was so damm damm hairy. I made sure I was beside him and when he wasn’t looking the bus hit a bump and I just took the finest sweet sweet lick of that damm sweet watch and the taste is still in my mouth. I don’t think he noticed but that was one GOOD lick and I’m having seconds PLEEZE. No you can tell about your licks on watches. DON’T talk shit about people just talk about watches. |
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DanTheCanadian on March 14, 2005 @ 4:56 am |
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The best quote ever is :’’Our poor Canadian subjects,so far from God,so close to Americans’’ another I like is ’’The only trouble with America is that its full of Americans’’ |
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fuck all americans on March 14, 2005 @ 11:05 am |
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A British doctor says: "The medicine in my country is so advanced
that we can remove the brain of a man, put it in another man and make him
get a job in six weeks."
A German doctor says: "That’s nothing. We can remove the brain of a
person, put it in another one and prepare him for war in four weeks."
The American doctor, not to be surpassed, says: "Friends, both of
you are outdated. Recently we identified a man without a brain from Texas
and placed him in the White House. Now we have half the country looking
for a job and the other half preparing for war!" |
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To the USA targets on March 21, 2005 @ 8:10 am |
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A `rican meets a Canadian and says " Canadian huh, how come y`all don`t speak French?" The Canadian replies " `rican eh!,how come you`re not black?" |
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a french coward on March 23, 2005 @ 3:07 pm |
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A true story (pour les francophones, mais je pense que vous la connaissez)
Transcription d’une conversation radio au large de Newfoundland
US : Veuillez vous dérouter de 15 degrés Nord pour éviter une collision. A vous.
Canadian : Veuillez plutôt vous dérouter de 15 degrés Sud pour éviter une collision. A vous.
US : Ici le capitaine d’un navire des forces navales américaines.
Je répète : veuillez modifier votre course. A vous.
Canadiens : Non, veuillez vous dérouter, je vous prie. A vous.
US : ICI C’EST LE PORTE-AVION USS LINCOLN, LE SECOND NAVIRE EN IMPORTANCE DE LA FLOTTE NAVALE DES ETATS-UNIS D’AMERIQUE.
NOUS SOMMES ACCOMPAGNES PAR 3 DESTROYERS, 3 CROISEURS ET UN NOMBRE IMPORTANT DE NAVIRES D’ESCORTE.
JE VOUS DEMANDE DE DEVIER DE VOTRE ROUTE DE 15 DEGRES NORD OU DES MESURES CONTRAIGNANTES VONT ÊTRE PRISES POUR ASSURER LA SECURITE DE NOTRE NAVIRE. A VOUS.
canadian : Ici c’est un phare. A vous.
US : Silence. |
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ego on March 23, 2005 @ 6:10 pm |
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this was reeelly nice!!!!
I don’t believe it was true... |
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BabyGirl on March 23, 2005 @ 8:10 pm |
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Americans are all stupid... well no wonder look who is the president |
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a french coward on March 24, 2005 @ 3:21 am |
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Yes it’s really nice to read that.
There are lots of other jokes about USA in French websites and I suppose in canadians websites.
Look at these. I found them in ’French jokes’. If you don’t know them and if you are francophone, perhaps could you translate into english. (my english is so bad...)
1.Quelle différence y a t-il entre Bush et un yaourt ?
- Au bout d’un certain temps, le yaourt développe une certaine forme de culture !
2.Un terrible incendie a détruit la bibliothèque personnelle du Président Georges W. Bush. Ses deux livres ont été détruits. Le Président est totalement effondré. Apparemment il n’avait pas fini de colorier le deuxième.
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lighthouse man on March 24, 2005 @ 6:20 am |
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ATTENTION!!!!!
If you want to see this joke about USS LINCOLN (it’s there Montana) go to:
http://www.silva.se/kampanj/film/
But still... could it be real? Did it really ever happen - I don’t believe it, though it’s really nice joke! |
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Fart Face 2 U on March 24, 2005 @ 9:46 am |
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Those canadians blow their noses in each others ass, the french love to *uck canadian women,(most are vergin, ’cause canadians are dickless)(as usual). And the canadian men men drink perri water that ’jock pissed in. CANADA SUCKS SNOW BALLS, OFF of a GOAT! |
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JO Canadian on March 24, 2005 @ 3:39 pm |
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Juuust because there’s now a spot for american jokes where there are none officially doesn’t mean you have to go crying about it Farty, If you have a canadian joke you know where to put it, French joke...look at the list. You got any good jokes about yourself besides your lack of education* feel free to put it here.
*Your post explains that already
:-P |
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faro on March 24, 2005 @ 5:44 pm |
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that doesn’t matter if it was true - it is so hilarious - thanks for your lead!! |
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faro on March 24, 2005 @ 5:47 pm |
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and someone (Polish Jokes section) wrote this:
This is the actual radio conversation, Newfoundland in October 1995. Radio conversation released by the chief of naval operations, 10-10-95.
so maybe it was true??? |
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(;o) on March 25, 2005 @ 1:59 pm |
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This is american GM egg
http://funfire.de/lustige/bilder-1786-fruehstuecksei.html |
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TURTLE on March 28, 2005 @ 8:29 pm |
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Thank you for the quotes, langers......the Hairnet set is not a busy one but the Inland Rev. one was too good not to pass on!
Guess you have heard this one...............
This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US warship with Canadian Authroties of Newfoundland on Oct.10th l995 - radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations.
AMERICANS: Please alter your course 15 degrees to avoid collision.
CANADIANS: Recommend YOU alter YOUR course 15 degrees South to avoid collision.
AMERICANS: This is the captain of a US Navy warship. Alter your course to avoid collision.
CANADIANS: Negative. YOU alter your course.
AMERICANS: THIS IS THE USS VINCENNES. WE ARE A WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. ALTER COURSE IMMEDIATELY!!!
CANADIANS: This is a lighthouse...Your choice!! |
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take this on March 29, 2005 @ 2:17 am |
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This is not a joke at all:
Did you know that the american anthem is based on a drunkard song from England.... |
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turtle on March 29, 2005 @ 7:02 am |
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Yeah,and its aboot a mexican kid.
"Did you know that the american anthem is based on a drunkard song from England...." |
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DENNIS on March 29, 2005 @ 7:13 pm |
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YAY FOR POOPIES!! GO CANADA!!
I’M BACK IN CONTROL!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!! |
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question time on March 30, 2005 @ 8:49 am |
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what happened??? A diversion? |
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frogs on March 30, 2005 @ 7:52 pm |
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This is not a joke at all
Hey turtle
are u a fuckin retard thinking that an englishman wrote the national anthem. Maybe if you took your head out of your ass you would have reseached it and found out that the american national anthem was written by Francis Scott Key during the war of 1812 when the brits were bombarding an American fort you dumbass and you too turtle, i think the snow and eskimos are getting to your hollow head to think that its about a mexican, eh.
dumbass canadians go back too your igloos. |
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TURTLE on March 31, 2005 @ 1:38 pm |
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IN REALITY ,CANADA HAD AN ARMED FORCES OF ABOUT ONE MILLION DURING WW2.FINISHED THE WAR WITH WORLDS THIRDS LARGEST NAVY AND 4TH LARGEST AIRFORCE.CANADA WAS INVOLVED FROM 1939 TO 1945,DECLARED WAR ON JAPAN BEFORE THE USA.CANADIANS FOUGHT IN ALMOST EVERY MAJOR BATTLE IN WW2 EITHER AS A CANADIAN ARMY OR WITH BRITISH FORCES.WERE THE ONLY ARMY AT NORMANDY TO REACH AND HOLD ALL OF THEIR OBJECTIVES.AAS ONE GERMAN GENERAL SAID" FIND THE CANADIANS,THAT`S WHERE THE BATTLE WILL BE."THE CANADIAN CONTRIBUTION IS OFTEN UNDER PLAYED BY BOTH THE BRITSH AND US AMERICANS.CANADA FOUGHT THE JAPS AND FOUGHT ON ALL FRONTS,SIMPLY PUT,THEY HAD NO EQUAL ON THE ALLIED SIDE.IT SHOULD ALSO BE NOTED THAT CANADA PUT OVER ONE MILLION PERSONNEL IN UNIFORM,ALMOST ALL WERE VOLUNTEERS,WHILE ABOUT 67% OF US AMERICAN FORCES WERE DRAFTED.IF YOU CONSIDER THAT A COUINTRY THE SIZE OF NY CITY MADE A MAJOR CONTRIBUTION TO THE WAR EFFORT,IT PUTS THINGS IN PROSPECTIVE FOR YOU.
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TURTLE on March 31, 2005 @ 1:41 pm |
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NOW SOMEBODY IS NOT READING WHAT IS ON THE PAGE.THE US AMERICAN ANTHEM TUNE WAS A ENGLISH DRINKING SONG.I BELEIVE THAT`S WHAT WAS POSTED. |
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frogs on March 31, 2005 @ 6:36 pm |
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Its not an english drinking song YOU DUMB HO. THE MELODY AND TUNE WAS MADE BY FRANCIS SCOTT KEY DURING THE WAR OF 1812 U DUMBASS. |
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frogs on March 31, 2005 @ 10:07 pm |
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thank you my good man
i want to second what he said about babygirl. I have to say that is the most fucked up thing I have ever heard. Go back to giving head and drop the insult thing. It’s really not working for you. I liked what you said about the san fran thing canadahater. Hilarious! |
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turtle on April 1, 2005 @ 1:15 pm |
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On Sept. 13, 1814, Francis Scott Key visited the British fleet in Chesapeake Bay to secure the release of Dr. William Beanes, who had been captured after the burning of Washington, DC. The release was secured, but Key was detained on ship overnight during the shelling of Fort McHenry, one of the forts defending Baltimore. In the morning, he was so delighted to see the American flag still flying over the fort that he began a poem to commemorate the occasion. First published under the title "Defense of Fort M’Henry," the poem soon attained wide popularity as sung to the tune "To Anacreon in Heaven." The origin of this tune is obscure, but it may have been written by John Stafford Smith, a British composer born in 1750. "The Star-Spangled Banner" was officially made the national anthem by Congress in 1931, although it already had been adopted as such by the army and the navy
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TURTLE on April 1, 2005 @ 1:46 pm |
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TO FROGS:
WILL THIS DO?
Listen to "The Star-Spangled Banner"
Read the modern score of "The Star-Spangled Banner"
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It was the valiant defense of Fort McHenry by American forces during the British attack on September 13, 1814 that inspired 35-year old, poet-lawyer Francis Scott Key to write the poem which was to become our national anthem, "The Star-Spangled Banner." The poem was written to match the meter of the English song, "To Anacreon in Heaven." In 1931 the Congress of The United States of America enacted legislation that made "The Star-Spangled Banner" the official national anthem.
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frogs on April 1, 2005 @ 2:37 pm |
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wow wat a retard. u look up this stuff in your free time? Get a girlfriend you fugly hoe. |
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TURTLE on April 1, 2005 @ 2:41 pm |
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THAT`S ALL YA GOT? |
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TURTLE on April 1, 2005 @ 2:41 pm |
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GET A HISTORY LESSON YOU `MURKIN `TARD |
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DENNIS on April 1, 2005 @ 2:42 pm |
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I’M CANADIAN YOU ASSHOLES
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DENNIS on April 1, 2005 @ 2:42 pm |
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FROGS EATS POOPIES OFTEN....... |
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DENNIS on April 1, 2005 @ 2:44 pm |
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AS A SMALL JEWISH BOY GROWING UP IN EAST WHILE ORANGES I OFTEN LIKED BUT ATE LEFTOVER EATEN BOOGIES WHILE POOPING IN THE TERDY WATERS OF CHEN’S LILLY ON TWO SIDES OF A HORSE’S BOX IN THE PART OF A JEW WHILE POOPY WAS HERE... |
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DENNIS on April 1, 2005 @ 2:44 pm |
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GET A LIFE TURTLE U POOPY ASS MASTER
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| From: |
DENNIS on April 1, 2005 @ 2:45 pm |
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TURTLE STOP POSTING
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| From: |
DENNIS on April 1, 2005 @ 2:45 pm |
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DO YOU JUST SIT HERE WAITING FOR ME, MY LOVE??? |
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TURTLE on April 1, 2005 @ 2:45 pm |
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WHAT BETTER LIFE THAN MAKING FUN OF `MURKINS??????????? |
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DENNIS on April 1, 2005 @ 2:46 pm |
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TURTLE, DO YOU WEIGH OVER 300 LBS LIKE ME????????
YAY!!!!!, HEHEHHE, I HOPE SO!!!!!! |
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TURTLE on April 1, 2005 @ 2:47 pm |
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SOOOOOOOOOOO,YOU ARE `MURKIN |
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DENNIS on April 1, 2005 @ 2:47 pm |
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YAHWEH SAVES, AND OH YES I HAVE A P.H.D. , YOU FOOLS!!!! |
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DENNIS on April 1, 2005 @ 2:48 pm |
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I GOT MY PHD FROM THE PRESTIGIOUS LE’ CHEVAUC UNIVERSITY IN CANADA, I’M PROUDLY CANADIAN, ASSHOLE!!!!!!! |
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TURTLE on April 1, 2005 @ 2:48 pm |
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I GOT A POST HOLE DIGGGER ( PHD )TOO,GOT IT AT CANADIAN TIRE. |
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DENNIS on April 1, 2005 @ 2:49 pm |
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MY P.H.D. IS IN FECES, YOU FOOL!!!!!! |
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DENNIS on April 1, 2005 @ 2:49 pm |
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THERE ARE 5 TYPES OF FECES, AND TYPE 2 IS THE WORST, TURTLE HAS TYPE 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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DENNIS on April 1, 2005 @ 2:50 pm |
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I HAVE TYPE 4, THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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TURTLE on April 1, 2005 @ 2:50 pm |
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FENCES! ME TOO.WHICH IS WHY I GOT MY PHD |
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TURTLE on April 1, 2005 @ 2:51 pm |
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JOSE CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
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DENNIS on April 1, 2005 @ 2:53 pm |
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SHUT UP TURTLE, GO WIPE THE POOPY OFF OF GRANNY AND GRAMPS , ASSHOLE!!!! |
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TURTLE on April 1, 2005 @ 2:54 pm |
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DID YOU KNOW I HAVE A PET `MURKIN! HIS NAME IS PS |
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TURTLE on April 1, 2005 @ 2:57 pm |
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PS DOESN`T DO MUCH,JUST SHOOTS HIS YAPPER OFF AND CAN`T PROVE A FUCKIN` THING,SAID HE TOOK HIS HISTORY COURSES IN HOLLY WOOD |
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TURTLE on April 1, 2005 @ 2:58 pm |
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WHERE`D GO BOY?............FUCK,GET ONE `MURKIN RUNNING AND THEY ALL FUCK OFF. |
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frogs on April 3, 2005 @ 7:20 pm |
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did u seriously tell me to get a history lesson you "murkin tard"? Tard!!! Wtf is wrong with you? U seriously sank that low that you started saying tard? That might have been funny for a kindergartener that has an i.q. of 4 and he probalbly would have kicked ur canadian ass. You say you have an american living at your house called ps? Maybe instead of trying to insult americans(which you suck almost as hard as you mom at) you should go fuck an imaginary girl that you made up in your mind and no, dogs don’t count, because you are never going to get a girlfriend when you say"tard". and you think you know more history than me? thats a good one. I would make a bet that i know more history than you but I used up all my money on your mom last night. She is so damn cheap! you should tell her to higher her wages because its hard to make a living off a dollar for head. butill do you a favor and tell my friends about her. yours truly, the murkin tard. |
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TURTLE on April 3, 2005 @ 9:50 pm |
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YOU`RE FROM THE SOUTHERN USA .............RIGHT???? |
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frogs on April 4, 2005 @ 7:02 pm |
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No you dumb ho, i’m from the north. |
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turtle on April 9, 2005 @ 4:42 am |
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hey frogs,if your parents got a divorce,would they still be brother and sister???? |
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becker on April 9, 2005 @ 12:28 pm |
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THERE IS NO "AMERICANS" IN THIS WORLD.. THE NORTH AMERICA IS EUROPEAN BASED. AMERICA IS A NEW WORLD FOUNDED BY EUROPEANS, AND PEOPLE LIVING IN NORTH AMERICA IS MOSTLY EUROPEANS.AND THE OTHERS ARE CHINESE, AFRICANS..ETC.. EVERYBODY IN NORTH AMERICA MUST KNOW HIS/HER ORIGIN, NATIONALITY. THE WORD "AMERICAN" IS REALLY WRONG...YEA THERE IS AMERICA BUT THERE IS NO "AMERICANS". THERE IS "ASIANS,EUROPEANS,AFRICANS LIVING IN AMERICA". THANK YOU. |
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check it on April 12, 2005 @ 4:35 am |
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Jokes - what about real stories....
http://forum.gazeta.pl/forum/72,2.html?f=384&w=22595338 |
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travis on April 14, 2005 @ 2:58 pm |
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all you sad people have way too much time on your hands |
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polish man on April 14, 2005 @ 11:58 pm |
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i hav no idea why im here cuz im polish, i jus wantd 2 help da canadians nd say
FUCK AMERICA!!!!!!!SPIERDALAJ KURWY |
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Common Sense on April 15, 2005 @ 10:51 pm |
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Back to the bear joke, thats what a snow mobile is for ya stupid eskimo. |
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neutral european on April 20, 2005 @ 11:40 am |
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you guys are nearly worse than the british and the irish. Anyway, here is a good old irish joke (it is a jokes page after all):
A boy asks his da one day "da, can I have a bike?"
"no" says his da, " we havea 100grand mortgage and I just lost my job".
The next morning the boy is walking out with his suitcase and his da says to him " where are you going?".
" Well " says the boy , " I was passing by your bedroom last night and I heard you telling mam you were pulling out, then she said to wait coz she was coming too and I’m fucked if I’m gonna stay here with a 100grand mortgage and no fuckin bike". |
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CALM YOURSELVES!! on April 23, 2005 @ 11:05 pm |
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Some people really need to calm down! You all get too excited over some things said on this site. Can’t you all take jokes? I am Canadian and I don’t have a problem with any Americans, so why do others? |
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shax aged 15 on April 28, 2005 @ 3:02 pm |
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go fuck bin laden americans, oh sorry you don’t know where he is
my bad |
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Jamal on May 10, 2005 @ 8:17 am |
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Ok, A decent american posted finally. Hat’s down to you.
I aggree with him, people are making stupid arguements about stupid things like "MY MOM CAN BEAT UP YOUR MOM" kind of arguments. We’re friggen allies, please stop posting hate messages, like that other one about bin laden. The Canadians are looking for him too you know... |
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¿ on May 13, 2005 @ 12:55 pm |
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Jamal, since you are sitting next to me at this very moment, I would just like to say that my mum can beat up your mum!! =P
So which way will this conversation go from here?
Possible directions:
- North
- South
- Dennis |
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Jamal on May 13, 2005 @ 12:56 pm |
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jerk |
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¿ on May 18, 2005 @ 11:38 am |
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Frog, your a dumbass. You wern’t alive during WWII, and I wasnt around in WWII, so go fuck a dunkey and realize that we had nothing to do with it |
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fratty on May 20, 2005 @ 11:23 pm |
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u stupid canadians wish to be like us! |
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Jamal on May 24, 2005 @ 7:36 am |
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Really? So I see your education system has taught you so well how to spell. Idiot.... |
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¿ on May 25, 2005 @ 11:28 am |
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Why would Canadians such as myself want to be like you? That would take away from my originality, and if everybody were the same, well that would just suck... |
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HAHAHAH on June 7, 2005 @ 5:18 pm |
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AMERICANS SUCK DIRTY BALLS ONE DAY THE WHOLE WORLD WILL FIGHT
AMERICA (the joke was funny becaus americans are stupied bitches they will die |
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HAHAHAH on June 7, 2005 @ 5:19 pm |
| Comment: |
AMERICANS SUCK DIRTY BALLS ONE DAY THE WHOLE WORLD WILL FIGHT
AMERICA (the joke was funny becaus americans are stupied bitches they will die |
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