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Posted by: matt on March 7, 2005 @ 11:37 pm
| tell youre mom to stop changing lip stick colors my dick is startong to look like a rainbow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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well said on March 9, 2005 @ 5:05 am |
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It’s because your national flag is so colourful (blue, red, white) and all those stars and stripes.. |
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Carvito on March 11, 2005 @ 11:01 am |
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How the hell does the joke have anything 2 do with canadians? |
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trully yours on March 14, 2005 @ 6:17 pm |
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matt is a tipical american - for him anything has to do with a dick |
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steelfan on March 18, 2005 @ 4:00 am |
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I have to go along with Carvito. What does this have to do with canadians? Ah I get it...he was talking to his brother....that makes the mom his own mom too.. lol |
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pok on March 24, 2005 @ 9:22 pm |
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the canada flag is red and white only isnt it??? :S |
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What?! on March 28, 2005 @ 8:47 pm |
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that doesn’t make any sense at all, I’m an American and I think that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard! |
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good point on March 28, 2005 @ 9:00 pm |
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yeah french and british if you canadians havent realized great britain founded your freaks’ country and there flag is red, white, and blue |
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cenadean on March 28, 2005 @ 9:03 pm |
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i lik tha amracin joks thare fonni, eh |
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american on March 28, 2005 @ 9:08 pm |
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AmericanPride on March 31, 2005 @ 9:40 pm |
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Best Idea in the world man!!!!!!!
If we Americans aren’t smart(we really are but Canada doesn’t seem to think so) we are at least creative. We know how to use a guns as well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I walked into a Canadian Bar and the bartender chased me out with a Lacrosse stick because I was carring American Beer and he didn’t want to lose costumers!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAH!!!!! Comment on that one Canadian Bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AmericanPride on March 31, 2005 @ 9:43 pm |
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And to the person with the first comment:
HOW THE FUCK WOULD SOMEONE MAKE ANOTHER PERSONS DICK A CERTIAN COLOR BECAUSE OF THERE NATIONS FLAG. yOU WANT TO PLAY THAT WAY THEN FINE!!!!!!!!!!!
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steve on April 3, 2005 @ 2:59 pm |
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While I’m sure most americans will believe your bullshit about getting chased out of a bar
by a bartender with a lacrosse stick, any Canada, and probably a lot of Europeans and
Australians too, will realize what a complete idiot you are. |
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American hater on April 15, 2005 @ 5:12 pm |
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Fuck all you americans u r all a bunch of yankes, go fuck your mothers |
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Jacque Strap on April 15, 2005 @ 10:45 pm |
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I agree with steve. Yea, if you know how to shoot a gun why didn’t you shoot the sonnabitch? Are you a pansy? |
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i am II+II on April 17, 2005 @ 11:29 pm |
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American Pride, there’s something called be patriotic, and there’s something called be psychotic. I am pretty sure anyone reading your ranting and raving would know what category to put you in there Buddy. i agree w/ Jacque...where was your gun? why didnt ya bust a cap in his ass. They probably would have thrown ya OOT regardless. you CANT walk into a bar with a beer from OOTside jackass. American, Canadian, Chinese...they would have thrown ya OOT. And you’re right you’re not smart idiot. Its CUSTOMERS not costumers!!!!!!!!! and its CARRYING not carring, JACK ASS go knock off a 7/11 you uneducated pussy |
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fallschirmjager on June 28, 2005 @ 4:26 am |
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As Mrs. Garrett from the Facts of LIfe would say when Jo and Blair would get into a cat-fight, "Grls, Girls, Girls!"
Let’s take’er easy lads! Fuck me we should be on the same team.
First, let’s get both sides to some sort of agreeance with a positive adverb; lets say the word "yes".
Now, can both sides say "yes" to this: "Greasy lil’ Frenchmen are experts in the art of capitulation."
Of course we can!
See that’s one thing we can all agree on!
See how how easy that is. Let’s try another.... |
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