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Canadian Genesis
Posted by: Anthony on March 12, 2005 @ 11:44 am
On the sixth day God turned to Archangel Gabriel and said: "Today I am going to create a land called Canada, it will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats and eagles, beautiful sparkling lakes bountiful with bass and trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs over-looking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon."
God continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil so as to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Canadians, and they shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth."
"But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don’t you think you are being too generous to these Canadians?"
"Not really," replied God, "just wait and see the neighbours I am going to give them." |
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not canadian on March 14, 2005 @ 6:14 pm |
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Reeeeally nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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B on March 17, 2005 @ 11:15 pm |
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Right on! |
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B on March 17, 2005 @ 11:21 pm |
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Right on! |
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American on March 19, 2005 @ 3:09 pm |
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I know some Canadians. Good one. The only Canadian asshole I met.. lives in the US now. Appropriate |
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pilanian on March 21, 2005 @ 3:41 am |
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good one |
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Alex on March 31, 2005 @ 2:06 am |
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True joke |
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steve on April 3, 2005 @ 2:56 pm |
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I never knew we had mountain goats. |
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America Jr on April 9, 2005 @ 3:28 am |
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Too bad the place is frozen over 10 months of the year.
Canadians = Infeority complex
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Your daddy on April 9, 2005 @ 2:12 pm |
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Fuck canadians all you are is a bunch of fucking white ass hicks |
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canadian on April 9, 2005 @ 6:35 pm |
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God all of u are so racist ey dont u guys have anything better to do ey.
Just to tell you your jokes are not funny ey. |
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eyyyy derrrr on April 13, 2005 @ 10:05 am |
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eyyyyy derrr buddayyyy, killer jokeee boiiiiiii, NO NOT REALLY NO! |
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a yankee on April 15, 2005 @ 2:50 pm |
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thats funny as shit....hahhaha.......actually all the white hicks live in the southern states you dumbass....now go suck you’re dad off...... |
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travis on April 15, 2005 @ 2:52 pm |
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good for you JO CANADIAN........you know theres a place called san francisco here in the states you’d probly like to live....... |
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JO CANADA on April 15, 2005 @ 10:37 pm |
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Dat be where you live, huh whiteboy? |
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JO Canadian on April 17, 2005 @ 1:56 pm |
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Cool...I’m apparently spawning copies of myself. Gotta love the internet.
Next week I’ll post as Honest Achmed, a self styled merchant missing an eye and walks with a limp. |
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America needs help on May 9, 2005 @ 10:17 am |
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In the world of today, many out there are dying, starving and lowering their IQ level. A country we can help is called the USA. Us Canadians can help these poor helpless people and adopt a american today! |
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Jamal on May 10, 2005 @ 8:13 am |
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Burn!!
Yeah, I’m not one for badmouthing but I only like it when the other person deserves it.
People, please grow up and come up with some sensible comments.. |
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joey crack on May 13, 2005 @ 2:13 pm |
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i like to smoke crack and make fun of americans hahahahahaha and then drop lsd. |
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c0ld AvAtAr on August 4, 2005 @ 2:06 pm |
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NICE!!! Best joke i read on here |
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American Woman on September 28, 2005 @ 4:34 pm |
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Great joke!! |
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