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Canadians & An American On A Plane
Posted by: Jersey Guy on March 14, 2005 @ 12:49 pm
Two Canadians boarded an airplane. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before take-off, an American got on and took the aisle seat next to the two Canadians.. The American kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Canadian in the window seat said," I think I’ll get up and get a coke."
"No problem," said the American, "I’ll get it for you."
While he was gone, one of the Canadians picked up the American’s shoe and spat in it.
When the American returned with the drink, the other Canadian said, "That looks good, I think I’ll have one too." Again, the American obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the other Canadian picked up the other shoe and spat in it.
The American returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the American slipped his feet into his shoes and knew instantly what had happened. "How long must this go on?" he asked. "This fighting between countries? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"
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dark skull on March 18, 2005 @ 2:38 pm |
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that was as funny as hell best canada joke so freaking far |
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pom on March 24, 2005 @ 9:18 pm |
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yummy piss in coke |
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Alex Rizzutto on March 31, 2005 @ 2:03 am |
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Very Nice |
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canadagoose on April 8, 2005 @ 3:39 pm |
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excellent |
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becker on April 9, 2005 @ 12:23 pm |
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THERE IS NO "AMERICANS" IN THIS WORLD.. THE NORTH AMERICA IS EUROPEAN BASED. AMERICA IS A NEW WORLD FOUNDED BY EUROPEANS, AND PEOPLE LIVING IN NORTH AMERICA IS MOSTLY EUROPEANS.AND THE OTHERS ARE CHINESE, AFRICANS..ETC.. EVERYBODY IN NORTH AMERICA MUST KNOW HIS/HER ORIGIN, NATIONALITY. THE WORD "AMERICAN" IS REALLY WRONG...YEA THERE IS AMERICA BUT THERE IS NO "AMERICANS". THERE IS "ASIANS,EUROPEANS,AFRICANS LIVING IN AMERICA". THANK YOU. |
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Shut up shit head on April 9, 2005 @ 2:15 pm |
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Shut the FUCK up i am american. Got a proplem Biatch? |
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becker on April 11, 2005 @ 5:59 pm |
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allright fuckhead...you can call yourself whatever you want. You can say that you are a alien,american,airplane,superman..but i must recommend you to wake up before u die.
My little 5 year old bro calls himself spiderman..but he will be ok oneday.. |
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dee on April 14, 2005 @ 2:40 pm |
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not bad |
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canadian on April 16, 2005 @ 11:56 pm |
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canadians suck americans dick like mine...they r good to |
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Matt on April 18, 2005 @ 12:34 am |
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Wait so ur saying that there is no america? then what the hell do u call the country that is between Canada and Mexico? Fatland? |
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becker on April 20, 2005 @ 12:54 am |
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My race are the poo people. |
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to Jersey Guy on April 20, 2005 @ 12:55 am |
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LOL very funny |
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Don VanDoren on April 21, 2005 @ 9:21 am |
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Oh well-I guess this is enough for today-hope you both are doing well-it has been in the 70’s till today now in the 40’s for a few day’s-only in Michigan love-Don |
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Olivier on May 4, 2005 @ 8:59 pm |
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LOL FATLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! American are all big! |
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jimbob on May 13, 2005 @ 2:09 pm |
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i like to touch |
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fratty on May 18, 2005 @ 6:26 pm |
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u guys steal shoes because u’re too poor but we are smarter.. we piss in cokes mwhahahaha 2-thumps up! |
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Jamal on May 27, 2005 @ 1:19 pm |
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Nice joke, I would hate to taste what piss tastes like, I hear it tastes like urine! |
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CanadianGirl on August 2, 2005 @ 12:08 pm |
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i have to admit that was a good one lol. |
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your-mom on September 19, 2005 @ 3:16 pm |
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I pee in cokes!!! since when... oh yea there was that 1 time in band camp... damn soggy shoes have foiled my plots of world domination... btw I hear it tastes like urine too |
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lol on October 14, 2005 @ 3:37 am |
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becker : STOP SAYING THE SAME THING we may all come from Europe but HOW can u explain the reality??!! how can u explain Americans actually are stupid and sucker and also killers... |
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