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How Canada got their name
Posted by: Hockeycutie on March 20, 2005 @ 4:50 pm

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A californian asks a canadian how they spell Canada...
The canadian respondes:
C-eh?! N eh?! D eh!?
( obviously because canadians always say ’eh’ after everything they say) >>>>muaha... yeah alittle corny i admit<<<


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From: u suked on March 22, 2005 @ 10:58 pm
Comment: that blew

From: DENNIS on March 24, 2005 @ 1:56 pm
Comment: MY POOP IS FUDGY AND COLD

From: meowmooclucka on March 27, 2005 @ 2:23 am
Comment: its so damn hilarious

From: u kick me mom on March 27, 2005 @ 4:50 am
Comment: thats perty good

From: becker on April 9, 2005 @ 12:24 pm
Comment: THERE IS NO "AMERICANS" IN THIS WORLD.. THE NORTH AMERICA IS EUROPEAN BASED. AMERICA IS A NEW WORLD FOUNDED BY EUROPEANS, AND PEOPLE LIVING IN NORTH AMERICA IS MOSTLY EUROPEANS.AND THE OTHERS ARE CHINESE, AFRICANS..ETC.. EVERYBODY IN NORTH AMERICA MUST KNOW HIS/HER ORIGIN, NATIONALITY. THE WORD "AMERICAN" IS REALLY WRONG...YEA THERE IS AMERICA BUT THERE IS NO "AMERICANS". THERE IS "ASIANS,EUROPEANS,AFRICANS LIVING IN AMERICA". THANK YOU.

From: Byrnes on April 13, 2005 @ 9:59 am
Comment: ur fucking dumb, its only the indians down here that say eh after every sentence get ur story straight and its only them in the teepees and igloos wearing snowshoes n shit nukka u just waisted my time
BITCH

-Byrnzie

From: Tyler on April 14, 2005 @ 2:32 pm
Comment: native americans dont live in teepee’s and igloos idiot.........first of all "indians" have never used igloos...iniuts have....and they use them when they hunt as shelter...they live in houses and drive cars and snowmobiles.....and have sattelite tv....i’m amazed at your stupidity....and they don’t say "eh" after every sentence..i only here white people saying "eh"......plus canada is north of the us....so it wouldnt be "down here"

From: dee on April 14, 2005 @ 2:36 pm
Comment: igloos and teepee’s have nothing to do with that joke byrnes you idiot....stupid people in this world

From: Olivier on May 4, 2005 @ 8:50 pm
Comment: American SUCKS

From: Peace motha fucka on May 9, 2005 @ 9:57 am
Comment: I HAD A DREAM... THAT EVERY ONE OF YOU STUPID FUCKERS WOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP. AND I WONT BE SHOT FOR DREAMING, BECAUSE IM WHITE. NOT THAT IM RACIST OR ANYTHING... I LIKE CAPITAL LETTERS.

From: Peace my ass on May 9, 2005 @ 9:58 am
Comment: You racist mother fucker... Your skin is probably purple... and you just like big letters because the word big, and capital, and large, and scrodum make you think of penis.

From: Dale on May 23, 2005 @ 6:25 am
Comment: Peace 1 and 2:If you want to fight about race...then take it somewhere else...this Canada vs USA hate...not racial hate:)

From: PEACE on June 6, 2005 @ 1:40 pm
Comment: DALE IS A MOTHA FUCKA! DALE FUCKED MY MUTHA! BITCH !!!!!!!

From: Mike on June 10, 2005 @ 3:10 am
Comment: Notice how Canadians have more hatred towards the US than the US has towards Canada? It’s called envy.

Funny how we have more hockey teams than Canada yet it’s supposed to be the sport of Canada. Retards

From: fallschrirmjager on June 28, 2005 @ 1:14 am
Comment: what "hockey-cuitie" is failing to acknowledge is that she is what is commonly referred to in canada as a "puck-fuck"

for you half-wit Americans it’s a hockey groupie.

From: Des on July 3, 2005 @ 8:36 am
Comment: OK, i suppose i’m impartial to all of this being a Brit. But i’m suprised... no shocked! Being a British soldier that has served with both Americans and Canadians in hostile areas around the planet, that this rivalary between two neighbouring nations is not too indifferent to that of the factions that we are preaching to, in order to create peace.

Is the world not big enough.... or more importantly, lets all pretend that the planet isn’t some sort of playground full of kids trying to get higher than the next kid on the swings.... just enjoy being on the swings!!!!!

From: green day band on August 15, 2005 @ 2:31 pm
Comment: lol that was ok but be funnier next time ok from green day
billy joe
tre cool
mike

From: lol on October 14, 2005 @ 3:37 am
Comment: the only people who say eh are the americans

green day : *I so believe u u are green day...* sarcastic

   
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