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car names means...
Posted by: babybuggy on May 19, 2005 @ 11:00 am

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FORD: Fast Only Rolling Downhill
AUDI : Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW : Brings Me Women
FIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive...
SUBARU : Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
VOLVO : Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object


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From: Edsel Ford on May 20, 2005 @ 10:22 am
Comment: Go ride your babybuggy, Fuckface!

From: lindsay on May 24, 2005 @ 7:28 pm
Comment: HONDA: Hold On, Not Done Accelerating

From: sexy on May 25, 2005 @ 3:54 pm
Comment: this is wack who whats to lick me pussy and suck my tits

From: car crazy on May 27, 2005 @ 4:36 pm
Comment: ford; fixing or repairing daily

From: STFU on May 30, 2005 @ 1:53 am
Comment: ALL MOTHERFUCKING AMERICAN CARS SUCKS BLACK DICKS! GO BUY A BIMER OR MERCEDES OR SOME HONDAS!

From: rice burner on June 1, 2005 @ 2:08 am
Comment: what does toyota mean

From: 4rd4lif on June 2, 2005 @ 1:23 am
Comment: imports are like tampons all the pussys got em

From: sharla on June 3, 2005 @ 10:27 am
Comment: I love what you said about fords! It is so the truth! Ive never owned a ford and never will thats the same with my family!!!! So all you Ford lovers out there you can just eat our chevy’s dust cause you ain’t gonna be catchen up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (the chevy lover)

From: Stang Chik 429 on June 5, 2005 @ 9:32 pm
Comment: Yea Fiat’s are ballzy little cars......... Go smoke some more crack

From: mudtire7 on June 7, 2005 @ 9:42 pm
Comment: well all you shity oops chevy luvers chevy= strong enough for a man but made for a women. we have 16 trucks on the farm 12 are fords when you need to get the work done you use a ford bought a new maxipad I meen duramax what a joke for a diesel my 4 cyl mustang gots more power then the maxipad

From: Chevy Pride on June 14, 2005 @ 4:26 pm
Comment: To mudtire 7 Yeah you may have 12 fords on the farm, but do any of them actully run?And what are the other 4?

From: john on June 26, 2005 @ 1:33 am
Comment: the other 4 are probably burnt up chevys

From: sharla on July 5, 2005 @ 6:31 pm
Comment: The fact that you’ve never owned a Ford probably means that you’ve never driven one either. If you only would drive one, you’d see how crappy your Chevys are made.

From: Greensprout on July 13, 2005 @ 2:01 pm
Comment: FIAT - Fix It Again Tomorrow!

From: Aaron on July 14, 2005 @ 4:30 pm
Comment: Does anyone ever bash dodges? and all domestic cars suck major ass

From: chevy lover on July 16, 2005 @ 12:42 pm
Comment: B i-sexual
M exican
W elder

From: Jeff on July 18, 2005 @ 12:58 pm
Comment: all u ppl i am 14 and i no chevy are thee best trucks out there fords r garbage i’ve drove both ford- Fuckin old rusty doors
ford- fix or repair daily!

From: car slut on August 5, 2005 @ 3:01 pm
Comment: fords are fully the best, they have better suspension!!!!

From: VeeMan on August 15, 2005 @ 3:18 pm
Comment: Ford What a pile of Shit I fix these piles of crap for a living and see how poorly they are made 100 Ford to 1 Chevy/GMC and the Chevy only came in Cause the owner thought that these vehicules are maintained in his sleep But the Fords on the other hand are Cheap Yes Cheap and thats why the Mindless Masses keep them at #1 The Ford ,Powered by International Harvester Then they came up with this POWERJOKE Oops Powerstroke RRight What a pile of Shit that is. The Funniest Part Is for a Deisel shop WE rarely see the Dodge CUMMINS Why is that The worst I,ve seen with them is worn out TPS (Throttle Position Sensors) and these suckers have piles of miles on them and the owner says thats the only problem I,ve had with it So if I was going to buy a truck DODGE CUMMINS is the way to go

   
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