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Posted by: Brent Taylor on June 2, 2005 @ 3:04 pm
| ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it wern’t for chevys my tools would rust. |
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gary on June 4, 2005 @ 9:58 am |
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fuck you. |
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gary on June 6, 2005 @ 4:00 pm |
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do u wont a slap m8 i will kick ur ass |
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Ivan on June 8, 2005 @ 4:13 pm |
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Y do u idiots even aruge about stupid american cars? everyone know that european cars are top of the line... always have been...still are...and always will be....u dumb fucks! |
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ivan on June 8, 2005 @ 4:23 pm |
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Argue* |
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THEFORDTRUCKGUY on June 9, 2005 @ 10:01 pm |
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ADAM WHY DONT U SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT FORD. U NEED TO GO FUCK UR CHEVY PUSSY U DUMBEST MOTHERFUCKER OH BY THE WAY I AM 18 YEARS OLD AND I DRIVE A FORD TRUCK WHICH IT IS TOUGH. CHevy are pussies that need tampons. They are the weakest trucks. My truck hauls firewood,stones, and heavy shit SO anyway U NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO FUCK URSELF. |
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Chevy Pride on June 14, 2005 @ 4:17 pm |
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Oh yeah buy the way i can’t even count high enough to say how many fords weve towed with it. It has never gotten stuck or broke down on the side of the road. I laughed the day i saw his little GMC htowen the niebors big old ford down the street. |
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Mark on June 21, 2005 @ 7:08 pm |
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So, ChevyPride, you’ve already told two unbelievable jokes....I mean....testaments to how great Chevy is. And, I do admit, GMC actually still did make a halfway decent truck back in 78. The thing that you have to realize is that your precious "Chevy Pride" would probably cause you to make the ultimate mistake if that 78 were to quit running tomorrow and you had to buy a new truck. You’d probably be jaded into buying a 2005 Chevy or GMC thinking that it was as tough as your supposed 78 was. However, after the first dozen times in the shop within 5000 miles, several recalls, and maybe even an engine fire or two, you’ll change your mind. Chevy hasn’t made a great truck since 72. 72-83 are OK, but after 1983? Those trucks SUCK. If you’re going to waste your money on a new GMC or Chevy, please just mail your money to a 3rd world country because they need the money more than you need that piece of crap that will give you nothing but headaches. |
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john on June 26, 2005 @ 1:23 am |
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i will tell all you motherfuckers something.first of all who ever said something about imports you can just go home and suck your mothers tit.second of all chevrolet cant pull my dick out my pants much less any load of any kind then ford breaks just as often as anything else and i especially hate dodge anyone who drives a dodge needs to go home and shoot them self.they all suck and so do yall.later bitches |
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Redsent on June 26, 2005 @ 3:11 pm |
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my bro has a old Ford F-250 Superduty which he has refurbished (he’s a mechanic) and that car cant be stopped... hell, he’s pushed a lot of stuff with that...
BTW exuse my spelling if it’s not right.. i’m not english/american |
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MOPAR #1 on June 28, 2005 @ 1:35 pm |
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hey John for one a Chevy could put your dick out if a Chevy could find it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As far as you talking about Dodge, I will have know if it wasn’t for the Dodge Bro. you would not have a Ford to drive.
So think before you talk you little bitch boy....... MOPAR or no car |
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ford is best on July 6, 2005 @ 12:21 am |
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ford is #1
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erik on July 22, 2005 @ 4:21 pm |
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all you ford boys out there can eat a big FAT DICK my dad had a 1960 chevy truck with 360,000 miles on the 262 v8 with no major work done to the turck my mom made him get rid of the truck becuase it was so rusted and beatup but it has out last the 2 fords he has owned
the frist ford was a 1980 dont need to say any more the other ford was a 1991 when it reach 80,000 miles the distriber sezed in the block the shitty trany went out the front ead was shit
those 2 fords are the bigest peices of shit ever made FORDS ARE A DISCRASC TO THE MEANING TRUCK CHEVY BY IT ONCE BY IT FOR LIFE |
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SPAZMAN on August 4, 2005 @ 2:07 pm |
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GERMAN CARS RULE |
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john on August 5, 2005 @ 3:00 pm |
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Trucks don’t pull anything anymore. It’s just a large pice of shit blocking the view, fouling the air and smashing up the pavement. Must the drivers of these oversize jokes expose their needy ego for all to see while they search for gas stations?
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Matt on August 10, 2005 @ 2:24 am |
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True, my tools are rusting ’cause I don’t have chevys, I have FORD!!!!!!!!!!
FORD ROCKS!!!!!!! |
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VeeMan on August 15, 2005 @ 2:32 pm |
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To SPAZMAN You got that So right I have 2 VW Jetta,s My 1988 has 656000 kms on it and is still going strong It will be handed down to my daughter To put many more Kms on it It,s a great car that is cheap to fix Not like that American crap I Live where they love to put a ton of salt on every kilometer of road every snow fall and all I see are north american cars of that age ,totally rotted out So the Southern Boys have no Idea of what a car or truck can go through And BTW I live in a Brick Igloo |
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Nick TN on August 23, 2005 @ 12:52 pm |
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Whats up with everybody throwing little fits about car makes. Everybody has their own preferance... I have a 92 twin turbo 300zx that I have had no problems with. And a buddy of mine has a dodge Hemi. I like that truck and he hasnt had any problems with it. Everybody is different. My family works for Nissan and I have been raised to dislike fords. I tow my 31 foot Carver yacht cruiser with my 91 Dodge Deisel every weekend. |
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chris on October 24, 2005 @ 2:18 pm |
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chevys are like a rock (u tow or push them where u want them, becuase they cant be driven) i have a 1979 mustang pace car that i cant begin to tell u how many corvettes and camaros i have smoked with it. the origional 302 with 180,000 miles on it still ran perfect, after 25 years. i even tried to blow it (becuase i had a new 351 waiting to go in) and i took that thing to 7000 rpms and not a problem. now i also have the s10 blazer that my friend GAVE (the value of a chevy ladies and gentlemen) to me becuase he was sick of fixing the pos. that was fun, so very fun. i cant even begin to explain how fun that truck was. if you guys havent yet, go beat the living piss out of a chevy, it makes you feel good :P it finally tipped over on a trail and i burnt it. those are my experiences, remember CHEVROLET = Can Hear Every Valve Rattling, Oil Leaking Every Time |
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chris on October 24, 2005 @ 2:18 pm |
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forgot this: FORD = Faithful, Obedient, Reliable, Dependable |
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