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Chevrolet
Posted by: Brad Griffin on June 3, 2005 @ 9:13 pm
Chevrolet stands for
Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time |
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THEFORDTRUCKGUY on June 6, 2005 @ 10:55 pm |
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HELL FUCKING YEA CHEVY SUX FORD RULES |
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God on June 16, 2005 @ 10:29 am |
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JESUS TITTY_FUCKING CHRIST!!! WHy can people be so stupid. MoPar kick ass
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Mark on June 16, 2005 @ 3:55 pm |
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GMC = God’s Mechanical Curse
CHEVROLET = Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
or
CHEVROLET = Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
FORD = For Off Road Driving |
| From: |
adam on June 18, 2005 @ 10:59 pm |
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woo hoo mopar rules damnit, mopar or nocar |
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Taurus SHO on June 26, 2005 @ 5:38 am |
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Mopar sux but its still better than chevy
FORD!!!!
A cool sleeper
i mean a "REAL SLEEPER"
Ford Taurus SHO! |
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chevy boy on June 27, 2005 @ 5:51 pm |
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Fuck Mopar and Ford |
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MOPAR #1 on June 28, 2005 @ 1:08 pm |
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Hey Chevy boy , Thats right boy... MOPAR or no car, Maybe you are not old enough to know this but in 1978 your fastest Chevy car was beat in the 1/4 by a Dodge pickup, now that sucks. |
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76ford boy on July 3, 2005 @ 4:04 am |
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fuck chevy trucks and cars the trucks cant full weight for shit and if they do thay got to call somebody with a ford to toe it for them because ford is the best ad piss on the rest fuck chevy and dodge ford all the way plus i dont see no chevy’s or dodges pullin 13,000 pound trailers like ford does with no problem chevy bitches |
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CHRIS on July 15, 2005 @ 12:50 pm |
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WHY ARE YOU FOOLS MAKING FUN OF AMERICAN CARS WHEN IMPORTS WOULD GET SHITED ALL OVER BY AN AMERICAN V-8 |
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carsten FORD RULES ! on July 19, 2005 @ 12:05 pm |
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Her all Chevy fules Ford is the fucking best...
It rules the planet.....
So chevy boys........FYCK OFF....!!! |
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thefordtruckguy on July 26, 2005 @ 12:29 pm |
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hey how come they dont make chevy tractors anymore????becuase they suck. right now there are lots of ford tractors,brand new ones too. Ford rules ford trucks rules built ford tough CHEVY SUCKS ASS THEY ARE BUILT WEAK AS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET A FORD TRUCK FOR CHRIST’S SAKE!!!!!!!! |
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chevys sucks guy on July 27, 2005 @ 5:17 pm |
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If chevys the american car than why is gm moving out of the country. Besides chevys suck and ford is the best deal with it. |
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hell yeah on August 3, 2005 @ 6:11 pm |
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chevy is built like a rock the damn thing is always weighing you down. |
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burn your ass on August 3, 2005 @ 6:12 pm |
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chevy’s got bow ties cause there not tough enough for tire chains |
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Cori Beiersdorfer on August 7, 2005 @ 8:17 pm |
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I work for Vector, so it doesn’t matter what I drive,
you guys are losers, by the way I went to U PENN!
so back off
I drive a dodge by the way! |
| From: |
Ryan Kenimer on August 7, 2005 @ 8:17 pm |
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I love trucks so much
It don’t really matter what kind, I just love to drive ’em , don’t matter if its a chevie, foord, ur
sumthin else |
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chad on August 8, 2005 @ 1:27 pm |
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Chevrolet
Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips |
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Di(Ford is the Best) on August 10, 2005 @ 2:24 am |
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Well I have a 2005 Ford.And i didn’t have a problem with Chevy at first, But......When my friends began dissing ford o no u didnt ..It’s on now!!!!! Well FORD is the Best in Texas!!!!!!! yeah! |
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Driver on August 10, 2005 @ 1:22 pm |
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Man some of you guys are backwood hillbillies, doesn’t matter what the fuck you drive ’cause they chage every year! Right now Dodge has the most powerful diesel truck but the Ford has a higher rated frame, in 2003 Dodge’s tow rating was higher than Ford’s, Chevy has the most powerful V8 in a truck period along with the best transmission, but it has a weaker frame and isn’t rated for pulling as much!
Like that other guys said, you should be bashing the fucking rice for trying to build a truck that can be outpulled by a fucking dodge neon! |
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Mustangs4Life on August 11, 2005 @ 5:01 pm |
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I don’t own a truck my self, but I do work in a tranny shop and I see more GM vehicles then Ford or Dodge put together. GM’s trannies suck ass. As for Ford, their trucks are alright, they only need to get ride of them tauras’s, that car has so many problems, I can’t even count them all. Mustangs however, are the best car there is, I drive a 1977 Mustang Cobra and its never had any major engine work done, just a new fuel pump, rebuilt carb, that’s it. I can also say that since I’ve been working at this transmission shop, I have never seen a Dodge truck in for repairs. So if you want a truck, pick Ford or Dodge, if you want a car, pick Ford (just not a tauras). |
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F-series rules on August 12, 2005 @ 1:12 pm |
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Ford f-series is the best-selling truck in North America, therefore it is the best.
Chevy Silverado is the second-best-selling truck in North America, therefore it is the second best.
Dodge is third
GMC is fourth |
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TruckGuy on August 23, 2005 @ 12:49 pm |
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I have a 1988 F-150. Nothing has ever broken on it, and it’s almost 17 years old. All I’ve ever had to do was put a new O2 sensor in, and some new plug wires. It is very solid with no rust. I don’t know why anyone is against Ford. Ford invented the automobile, meaning everything else is ripoffs. Chevrolet has severe structural problems, and that’s why their boxes are always twisted when you look at them from the rear. Dodge is known for constant transmission problems, and the worst dealer service. Fords may be known for looking shitty with dents and rust, but that’s only because they can take way more abuse before they die.
BUY A FORD!! |
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Highlander on August 23, 2005 @ 12:51 pm |
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Driver
"Man some of you guys are backwood hillbillies, doesn’t matter what the fuck you drive ’cause they chage every year! Right now Dodge has the most powerful diesel truck "
Thats because they are using a Ford designed engine.. Cummins... |
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Kansas Cutie!! on August 23, 2005 @ 12:52 pm |
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Hey I am guessing most of you people are probably guys but yes I am a girl and I drive a big ford and my guy friend was giving me shit about my truck being a ford, and well I used all the chevy definitions you guys had above and totally got him back good so ya thanks for the help!!
Ford trucks rock my world!!!!!!!!! |
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Mustang Chick on August 29, 2005 @ 3:12 pm |
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I totally agree w/ Mustangs4Life up there!!!!!!!!! |
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Mustangs4Life on August 31, 2005 @ 1:09 am |
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Hahaha. here’s a good definition for Ford. First On Race Day |
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Mustang Chick on August 31, 2005 @ 2:40 pm |
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oooooooo ya!!!! lol |
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One Spoiled Chic on August 31, 2005 @ 2:40 pm |
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oook...sry to say Mustangs4Life u have a lot of issues do u need a tissue....Fords sux ass n u no it ur just tryin to help out those gay ass Ford companies to sell there crappy trucks or watever they make.. |
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Mustang Chick on August 31, 2005 @ 2:40 pm |
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miss spoiled chic: u obviously dont know jack bout cars or trucks.... & u have a grammer error there- it’s "their", not "there" u think yer sooooooooooooooo smart! hahahaha! |
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03svtmustang690hp on September 5, 2005 @ 2:45 am |
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to tell every one the truth chevy does suck . fist they always copy ford or try to make somthing compititive which it never works. camaros ss are pushing 322 ok and the cobra is 395 and corvette is as gay to cause ill admit they have a good take off like my cobra but cannot still keep up ill leave them like up two 3 cars and as for camaro dont mind bothering i leave them worser and vipers’ embarassing . they suck they dont even look like 500 hp but now i upgraded my supercharger and port and polish and manifold and stage 2 pully for the supercharger. and as for trucks the 2005 f-150 rocks. we were four wheeling in a chevy 2004 4x4 and we got stuck in mud and asked a 2005 f-150 to pull us out like nothing he did pull us. after that we saw the f-150 going up a hill like nothing and my friend was haveing trouble. and both were stock man.
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Mustangs4Life on September 6, 2005 @ 11:17 pm |
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lmfao one spoiled chic, you think mustangs suck? Oh and Ford is 1 company, shit it’s like you can’t spell or something. PLEASE don’t tell me you drive a little civic, I hate hondas, they all sound like electric shavers. Hey Mustang chick, do you have msn or something? |
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Mustang Chick on September 13, 2005 @ 2:06 am |
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hahahaha that’s great. but what’s really sad is that spoiled chic is my friend.... & she likes chevy’s... * sigh * lol Mustangs4Life: ya got aim? ; ) |
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Mustangs4Life on September 15, 2005 @ 2:19 am |
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Na I don’t have aim, sorry. LoL, I don’t have internet anymore either, need all my spare cash for gas. |
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Mustang Chick on September 15, 2005 @ 3:14 pm |
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gas for...... a ’stang? ; ) |
| From: |
JUANITOROJO on September 16, 2005 @ 12:20 pm |
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I´M DRIVING A GIRL !! AND......
SHE DRIVES ME CRAZY !! |
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Mustangs4Life on September 19, 2005 @ 3:18 pm |
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Yeah, my car goes through gas like it was air. Going down the highway is fun, you can almost watch the gas gauge ever so slowly decrease. *Looks at the holley 4-barrel 750-cmf and smiles* |
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Mustang Chick on September 20, 2005 @ 2:55 pm |
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Hahaha- hope mines not like that!.... as soon as i find it....
IF ANYONE KNOWS OF A 1967 MUSTANG FASTBACK FOR SALE, LEAVE A MESSAGE ON HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANKS! |
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Mustangs4Life on September 28, 2005 @ 4:34 pm |
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there is a 1967 fast back with a 429 in my city for sale. $5000.00...................the engine alone costs that much.... |
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Mustang Chick on September 29, 2005 @ 2:52 am |
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OMG NO WAY!!!!!!!!! please e-mail me at mustangchic@columbus.rr.com!!!!!! (if anyone else e-mails me with anything stupid I will block you so dont even try) |
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BigTrucksTurnMeOn on October 25, 2005 @ 4:03 am |
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chevys are like rocks they dont Fycking move. Mopar=
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