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Brand New shiny Chevy
Posted by: Dude on June 16, 2005 @ 4:36 pm
My buddy bought a brand new Chevy crewcab about 2 months ago. He was so proud of it that he just couldn’t wait to show it off to everyone.
He first drove it over to me and picked me up because he was "taking us all out to eat" to celebrate. He’s really a nice dude (but what was he thinking buying a Chevy? I still don’t know). On the way over to pick up the third person, the truck started violently shaking while going down the road. I asked him what was going on and he said "oh, it’s something with the steering - my dealer tells me that I’m going to have to keep bringing it in occasionally because the vehicle is ’settling in’ to ’life on the road.’ I think I’ll have to take it to him tomorrow because it’s started doing this again."
When we were eating lunch, he showed us some pictures that he had someone else take while he was standing in front of his truck. Everyone was stoic and seemed to be interested in looking at the pictures (although all of us are Ford and Dodge pickup owners). He gets to the last picture and hands it to me. I kind of laugh and hand it to my other bud. He starts laughing and hands it to the third guy, who started laughing also.
By now he was noticing that everyone was laughing, so he asked what was the probem. Rob said "So, I’ve just got a question....the tow truck that’s parked behind your truck - did that come with the truck too? Because it could probably help this ’settling issue’ that your truck is having."
We laughed for days. |
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Dude on June 16, 2005 @ 5:31 pm |
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Oh yeah, and when he was showing off how his truck had OnStar, the OnStar lady came on the line and said "We actually don’t have any record of you in our system, but if you would like to give me a credit card so that I can bill your account, I can help you immediately."
Good ol’ GM. He bought a truck that has the lowest crash test rating, the poorest rear brakes (drum, as chevy doesn’t make it any other way), a truck that doesn’t even have a fully boxed frame, doesn’t have any steel reinforcement from the bumper to the crewcab, and has shocks that average 50,000 miles. Not to mention a pitiful towing and payload capacity, and has been recalled more times than Ford and Dodge combined.
Let the problems begin. |
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Dude on June 16, 2005 @ 5:34 pm |
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BUT, he DID get close to the "GM Employee Discount" that they’re offering now - too bad that, even with all those "discounts" that his truck was still 3K more than a Ford and about 2K more than a Dodge. Less product ,cheaper product, more money..... I just personally can’t understand why anyone would choose something like that. No wonder GM has the highest owner loyalty - these people are so jaded thinking that the 05 pickup is just as durable as the 72 pickup. It’s sad, really. |
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thefordtruckguy on June 17, 2005 @ 4:38 pm |
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lol no shit chevy lied to me they suppose to last longer lol CHEVY SUX FORD TRUCKS RULES |
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Jim Gouvier on June 22, 2005 @ 4:26 am |
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Chevy does suck they lie steal your money and break down all the time, they think they are the best just because the stupid fucken bald white guys that listen to hevy metal and smell like arm pit like them! p.s. you never go wrong with a ford good cars and trucks |
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Josie... on July 3, 2005 @ 2:41 am |
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Lol, thats rather funny, im only thirteen...and a chick! nd i figured out 5 years ago that Fords are the way to go!!! lol, Chevys are quite stink vechicles!...
PS my mum referrs to me as: the boy she never had.....that can be quite embarrasing! |
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Dude on July 5, 2005 @ 6:30 pm |
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Josie, you sound like someone I should have married :-) The girl I married believed in Chevys until hers caught fire. She now drives an Explorer and would choose to die before she ever traded it in. |
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Dude on July 5, 2005 @ 6:31 pm |
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Oh yeah, I forgot that this was my joke. It’s incredible how well Chevy brings people together. Since this guy bought this Chevy, his truck broke down for the first time about a week ago while in rush hour traffic. The truck made a horrible sound and stalled. He called me frantic and I called a tow truck for him. Well, before the tow truck could arrive, an "obnoxious Ford person" (in his own words) apparently with Ford stickers all on the back of his truck, towed his piece of shit to the dealership.
Part II to follow
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Dude on July 5, 2005 @ 6:31 pm |
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As soon as I heard that, I busted ass with my camera to get a shot of that but couldn’t get there in time. Bottom line: my friend got this guy’s number, and since then I have been drinking with this guy. He trained his dog to growl at the chevy bow-tie. One night some chevy fucker apparently came to his house wearing this preppy skin tight chevy shirt. the dog started growling at him and he said "it’s just your shirt dude, chevy sucks, take your shirt off and he’ll quit growling." Sure enough, he did. |
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sexi bum on July 23, 2005 @ 6:30 pm |
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******* that was not a joke that was just stupit ******* |
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$queak on July 29, 2005 @ 12:39 pm |
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my mopar ate a chevy and wiped its ass with a toyota |
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Ryan Kenimer on August 7, 2005 @ 8:16 pm |
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My twuck is the best, it is chevy, it is heavy
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I LIKE TRUCKS on August 7, 2005 @ 8:17 pm |
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OK GUYS NOW THAT YOU HAVE HADE YOUR FUN LETS FACE REALITY NEW CHEVYS ARE ULGY OVER PRICED AND HAVE THE STUPIDEST LOOKING FRONT BUMPER NOT TO MENTION IFS WICH SUCKS ON BIG TRUCKS BUT IN GM`S DEFENCE
THE DURAMAX WILL SMOKE ANY THING ONTHE ROAD BUT IT DOSENT MEAN I WILL DROP 40 GRAND ONTHE ULGY PACKAGE
I HAVE BEEN DRIVING CHEVYS ALL MY LIFE I STILL ONLY LIKE OLD ONES BUT I ALSO HAVE 2 TOYOTAS ONE A MOTOR HOME ONE TRUCK. A 79 F350 AND A 85 SUBURAN 4X4 DIESEL SITTING ON 38 INCH TIRES SO EACH TO HIS OWN |
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Unbelieveable on August 23, 2005 @ 12:51 pm |
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What’s funny is that all of you people think these vehicles are different. Every part that is made for Chevy’s, Dodge’s, and Ford’s at some point come from the same plant, and are just manufactured for different brands of trucks. IT’S THE SAME SHIT.........DIFFERENT COLORS, DIFFERENT EMBLEMS. |
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MrWrightNow on August 25, 2005 @ 4:11 pm |
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You should listen to Unbeliveable. What you should do is get rid of the trucks and get a Japanese car. Even the Honda Ridgeline has more reliablity than the American Shit you are driving. Dodge is about the only truck that will last (longer than 2 years). Even though you are right sexi bum, you all can benefit from another english class. Isn’t that right Ryan? Hell, I love your TWUCK! |
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HILLBILLY on September 5, 2005 @ 2:45 am |
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CHEVY IS BUILT LIKE A ROCK BUT REALY
IT SINKS LIKE A ROCK
FORD ALL THE WAY SCREW CHEVYS |
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04n1 on September 6, 2005 @ 2:35 pm |
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Similar story. My buddy was showing us pictuers of his CHEVY truck and I was showin him pictures of my rusted out 73 f-100 when we were in Gwam on deployment. His truck had a huge oil spot under it and my old rat ride had none. haha |
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NH Ford Fan on September 20, 2005 @ 2:55 pm |
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I love taking my boss to the Chevy garage to get his 3500 worked on. It happens once a week. The sales manager has asked me to not park out front anymore. I like parking next to the Vettes. I own an ’04 F250 crew cab 4 X 4. It realy stands out next to Chevy stuff. I kid my boss about it. BUILT LIKE A ROCK.......MOVES LIKE A ROCK! |
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