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Why it’s always fords
Posted by: ford_guy on July 26, 2005 @ 0:59 am

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Ok, ever notice how ppl are always comparing fords and chevys or fords and dodges? The reason is this, everybody tries to compare their cars to the best, they try to make it seem better then the best. And of course when they realize that they’re not right they get upset and spend all day thinking of crap to make up about fords cuz it’s easier to do that than admit that fords are the best that’s out there


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From: Chevy all the way on August 3, 2005 @ 6:12 pm
Comment: SHIT CHEVY ALL THE WAY

From: rice burner on August 18, 2005 @ 2:13 am
Comment: thats true ford is best . chevy cant even keep camaro alive for god sakes and as for mustang that the true muscle that acttully stays alive. so fuck chevy

From: Carsten on August 23, 2005 @ 12:51 pm
Comment: Thats right... Ford rocks the human Face

From: MOPARS RULE on August 23, 2005 @ 12:51 pm
Comment: DOGE AND ALL THE RESTR OF MOPAR RULE

From: Mustang Chick on August 29, 2005 @ 3:12 pm
Comment: GO FORDS!!! i wanna know why they even make anything else...

From: Spoiled Chic on August 31, 2005 @ 2:40 pm
Comment: ooo yea i sooooooooooo agree w/u "Chevy all the way"!!!! Fords suck ASS!!!!

From: 04n1 on September 6, 2005 @ 2:34 pm
Comment: Haha, Mopars rule... You cant even spell Dodge. Goes to show ya how smart Mopar freaks really are. Go ford!

From: thefordtruckguy on September 6, 2005 @ 11:17 pm
Comment: hey assholes chevy truckers, CHEVY TRUCKS FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!! THEY ARE UGLY AS SHIT!!! THEY ARE PIECES OF CRAP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND ALSO WEAK ASS TRUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FORD TRUCKS RULES BUILT FORD TOUGH IF YOU HAVE LOOK AT FORD LATLEY LOOK AGAIN!!!!

From: Justin Flames. on September 7, 2005 @ 2:01 pm
Comment: american cars are shit. british cars are much better.

From: Justin Flames. on September 7, 2005 @ 2:01 pm
Comment: u americans dont have a CLUE about designing cars. americans cars r shit. british cars r much better. an example of an american sports car-
chevrolet
an example of an english sports car-
aston martin
point proven.

From: biatch on September 9, 2005 @ 12:34 am
Comment: wat do ya get wen ya fall inlove a ford not a fuken holden

From: MIKE on September 12, 2005 @ 2:26 am
Comment: I OWN A MUSTANG PERSONALLY IM A FORD AND DODGE GUY CHEVYS BLOW I MEAN THE CAMARO IS DONE ALREADY AND THE NEW MUSTANG SHELBY GT 500 IS GONNA BLOW AWAY THE CORVETTE SO THERES GONNA BE NO MORE CORVETTE AND DODGE THEY BLOW AWAY CHEVY TO SO I MEAN ALLL U CHEVY GUYS U SHOULD OF BOUGHT A FORD ABD JUSTIN FLAMES FORD OWNS ASTON MARTIN U DUMB ASS AND ID RATHER HAVE A SALEEN OR ROUSH ANY DAY OVER A FUCKIN ASTON MARTIN

From: nick on September 13, 2005 @ 2:06 am
Comment: hey justin flames... did you forget that were in AMERICA, noone gives a shit about your piece of shit british cars.. go boast about your gay ass shit in britain and stay out of american forums..and you talk so highly of them... you can buy about 10 mustangs for the price of one aston marton, so why brag about a car that YOU CANT AFFORD

From: Mustangs4Life on September 19, 2005 @ 3:18 pm
Comment: Justin....you’re the on with no clue about american cars, I’ve dragged an 2005 aston martin v-12 vanquish, some rich kid owns it. I drive a 1977 Ford Mustang 2 with a V-8........so check this out, your aston has 4 more pistons........the difference? American muscle cars have bigger pistons, your flippin’ aston pistons are about half the size of the ones in my car, not to mention that your aston weighs in around 4000 pounds, my car? less then 2200 pounds. Who owns who now?

From: 528hemiguy on September 22, 2005 @ 4:37 pm
Comment: well I hate to say it but he is right, Auston Martin is owned by Ford motor company. And I would also like to say, you all need to stop ragging each other about who is better, I fell from personal experiance that if you have the $$ and know how, They all can haul ass. But I am happy with my 8.68 @168mph street legal barracuda. so you all enjoy and shut and try and keep up. :))

From: Dodge Fan on September 23, 2005 @ 1:21 pm
Comment: Dodge All the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Import Fanz on October 13, 2005 @ 4:34 pm
Comment: Imports all the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: loljjjjjjjjjj on October 13, 2005 @ 4:35 pm
Comment: GO HONDA!!

From: Leah on October 27, 2005 @ 2:20 am
Comment: fords are the best vehicles on earth there the only car i know that can be rusted and fallin apart and it still gets you to where u want to go and if it wasn’t for fords we wouldn’t have cars any because ford was the first vihicle ever made besides my 1995 ford mustang would blow any doge chevy .....ect. out of the water

From: mustang bitch on October 27, 2005 @ 2:21 am
Comment: mustangs will blow any other vehicle out of the water and oh yeah dont forget that mustangs were americas first muscle car anyu how

From: 383stokerbaby!!! on October 31, 2005 @ 3:56 pm
Comment: F.O.R.D. ---> Fucker. Only. Runs. Downhill!!
Fucking.Owner. Real. Dumb!! FU*K fords buy a chevy!!!!!!!

From: CHEVYSKICKFORDSASS! on October 31, 2005 @ 3:57 pm
Comment: i used to own a ford.. untill i found me a chevy!! STOCK ford trucks ( not diesel) are the most doggest pieces of shit i have ever drove. Jump into a chevy and u’ll actully feel the power!!! I cant see how ppl think fords look better then Chevys... ford may have been around longer but chevy is STILL kicking ur ford asses!!!!!!!!! my 86 chevy with a 350 stoker, will stomp all over any 5.0 piece of shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   
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