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The flat tire
Posted by: Joe55 on December 14, 2005 @ 2:03 pm

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A man was driving down the road, when all of a sudden he had a flat tire. His car was in front of a mental asylum. So he got out, jacked up the car,and took off the bad tire.He put the lug nuts on the ground. Just then, a truck drove by,and scattered all the lug nuts.He couldnt find any of them. The man said," Damn, what am I gonna do?" Just then, a mental patient who saw the whole thing, said," Hey mister, why dontcha just take a lug nut off the other 3 tires, and put those nuts on your spare? The man was amazed. He said," Hey fella, youre not crazy!!" The patient replied," I may be crazy, but I’m not stupid!!"


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