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trucker
Posted by: CARTMAN on March 19, 2004 @ 2:59 am

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a trucker was driving along when he sees a hitch hicker. so he stops and picks him up.the hitch hicker says:’wake me up when we get to alice springs please’ and the trucker says:’okay then’ an hour after he fell asleep the hitch hicker wakes to hear ’bang....bang..bang...argh!’ he asks the truckie ’what the noise’ the trucker said ’i just hit a abbo’ the hitch hicker says ’what about the other 2 bangs’ the truckie says ’i had to go throught to fences to hit him’. the hitch hicker just laughed. the end


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From: CATMAN on March 23, 2004 @ 2:06 am
Comment: this is the funniest joke ive ever heard

From: JAY&JAY on March 27, 2004 @ 5:55 am
Comment: CARTMAN IS QUEER

From: snake on March 30, 2004 @ 5:42 pm
Comment: if this is the funniest joke CATMAN has ever read, i’m guessing this is the first joke he’s ever heard. Let’s get serious, this joke was garbage.

From: cartman on April 6, 2004 @ 5:55 am
Comment: just coz i suck and u guys lick

From: pussycat on April 7, 2004 @ 1:06 pm
Comment: what is abbo’?

From: JAY&JAY on April 8, 2004 @ 4:24 am
Comment: CARTMAN CAN GO EAT HIS FUCKIN DADS ASS IF HE HASNT ALREADY COUSE HIS JOKE SUCKS ASS

From: Aussie on April 21, 2004 @ 10:13 am
Comment: "Abbo" is a derogatory term for an Aboriginal, an Australian native.

From: me on May 5, 2004 @ 1:54 pm
Comment: this joke sucked....

From: chris on June 24, 2004 @ 3:17 pm
Comment: preachers tell funnier jokes than that shit

From: Ds_GT on June 25, 2004 @ 12:28 pm
Comment: Punctuation and Capitalization are beautiful things.

From: bongzilla on December 30, 2004 @ 8:31 pm
Comment: .......dazed and confusing

From: hickchick on January 2, 2005 @ 8:22 pm
Comment: i like truckers...they put out

From: eric on January 18, 2005 @ 4:17 am
Comment: ok i got a joke!!

WHY DO ABBOS HAVE TWO NOSTRALS???

ONE FOR LEDED AND ONE FOR UNLEDAD

HAHAHAH GET IT??? SNIFFEN PETROL

From: Jessika on May 12, 2005 @ 5:54 am
Comment: This joke was funny, but i think it coulda being better.....ABBOS SUCK

From: habib on May 13, 2005 @ 4:56 am
Comment: hahahaha

wat do u do if an abo throws a grenade at u????


take out the pin and throw it bak

From: coon killa on August 3, 2005 @ 6:12 pm
Comment: what goes black white black white black white?

an abo and a segull fighting over a chip
lol

From: you on October 3, 2005 @ 7:12 pm
Comment: dey suk get funni 1ns

   
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