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What cars stand for
Posted by: Andrew Stover on April 2, 2004 @ 1:25 pm
Chevrolet
Cheap
Hardly
Efficient
Vehicle
Runs
On
Luck
Every
Time
or
Cracked
Heads
Every
Valve
Rattles
Oil
Leaks
Every
Time
Dodge
Dad’s
Old
Dead
Garage
Experiment
GMC
Gotta
Mechanic
Coming
Jeep
Just
Empty
Every
Pocket
Toyota
Take
Off
Your
Oversized
Tires
Asshole
Ford
First
On
Race
Day |
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| From: |
JAY&JAY on April 8, 2004 @ 4:21 am |
| Comment: |
PRETTY GOOD |
| From: |
bubba on April 8, 2004 @ 1:33 pm |
| Comment: |
Hell yeah that rocks |
| From: |
robert on April 8, 2004 @ 1:35 pm |
| Comment: |
that’s some funny shit |
| From: |
richard on April 8, 2004 @ 1:35 pm |
| Comment: |
where did you come up with that |
| From: |
mikie on April 8, 2004 @ 1:36 pm |
| Comment: |
yeah right ford sux |
| From: |
john on April 8, 2004 @ 1:37 pm |
| Comment: |
dodge also means
Dead
Old
Decaying
Garage
Experiment |
| From: |
Stover on April 8, 2004 @ 1:38 pm |
| Comment: |
Yeah that’s pretty good and I would like to know what you like mikie |
| From: |
john on April 8, 2004 @ 1:38 pm |
| Comment: |
I like chevy |
| From: |
Stover on April 8, 2004 @ 1:39 pm |
| Comment: |
no one asked dipshit |
| From: |
mikie on April 8, 2004 @ 1:40 pm |
| Comment: |
I ike dodge so f*** off. |
| From: |
Stover on April 8, 2004 @ 1:41 pm |
| Comment: |
real educated fucknut don’t even have the balls to really say it. |
| From: |
Stover on April 8, 2004 @ 1:45 pm |
| Comment: |
If you have any questions or comments that you don’t want to post send them to me at Amagnetologan@yahoo.com.
P.S. Ford eating chevey shitting dodge |
| From: |
rob on April 8, 2004 @ 11:28 pm |
| Comment: |
Ford stands for...
Fucker Only Rolls Downhill
Fancy Oil Recycling Device
Found On Rubbish Dump
Fucked Over Road Disaster
Fucked Over Redone Dodge
First On Recall Day
Fucked On Race Day
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
First On Rust and Deterioration
Frequently Overhauled, Rarely Driven
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Chevy fan here!! |
| From: |
jake c on April 23, 2004 @ 8:44 am |
| Comment: |
ford sux a**
Found
on
road
dead
|
| From: |
rob on April 23, 2004 @ 11:38 pm |
| Comment: |
Fuck you squeak juice!
Oh, by the way Ford backwards is: (DROF)
Driver Returns On Foot
Hey Ford did something right --- they circled the problem! |
| From: |
ryan on April 28, 2004 @ 1:58 pm |
| Comment: |
Fucked
ON
RACE
DAY |
| From: |
lew on April 29, 2004 @ 3:43 pm |
| Comment: |
what a crap fucked up joke |
| From: |
me on May 5, 2004 @ 1:57 pm |
| Comment: |
the first three sucked, and have nothing to do with the vehicle itself, its just radom words thrown together..... wow.... creative man..... |
| From: |
russ on may 13th 200 on May 13, 2004 @ 3:02 pm |
| Comment: |
LOTUS
Lots
Of
Trouble
Usually
Serious
IVECO
I
Vibrate
Everything
Comes
Off
vauxhalls ecotec engine
Every
Component
On
This
Engines
Crap |
| From: |
Tommy on May 30, 2004 @ 6:57 pm |
| Comment: |
Found On Rubbish Dump
Fix Or Repair Daily
Fails On Rainy Days
Fails On Race Day
Found On Roadside Dead
Failure Of Research & Development
Found On Road Deserted
Fast Only Running Downhill
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
Factory Ordered Rebuilt Datsun
Flip Over Read Directions
Four Old Rusted Doors
Ford Owner Really Dumb
For Only Retarded Drivers
For Off Road Death
Fords Only Run Downhill
Freaking Old Rusted Dodge (Datsun)
Forget Out Running Datsuns
For Old Retarded Drivers
Fucked On Race Day
Full Of Rusty Dents
Flies Off Road Deliberately
Fish Out River Daily
Fucker Only Runs Downhill
Q: What does a ford and a tampon have in common?
A: They both come with tow ropes.
Q: What does the GT stand for on a Ford?
A: Glued together!
Did you know that 98% of all Fords ever built are still on the road?
The other 2% made it home!!
Ford...At least they circled the problem.
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| From: |
Steve on June 2, 2004 @ 1:53 am |
| Comment: |
Chevrolet:
Cheap
Heap
Every
Valve
Rattles
Or
Leaks
Every
Time
Ford:
Forfeitted
On
Racing
Day
Found
Old
Rusty
Dodge
Dodge:
Dads
Old
Dead
Garage
Experiment |
| From: |
Star on June 3, 2004 @ 10:32 pm |
| Comment: |
FORD and CHEVY BOTH BLOW.................DODGE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
WATTS CALIFORNIA on June 18, 2004 @ 9:32 pm |
| Comment: |
IF FORD PARTS ARE FO-MO-CO..................... ARE JAPSHIT PLASTIC HONDA PARTS CALLED "HO-MO-CO"????? JUST WONDERING, NOT THAT A 10 SECOND HONDA ISNT AMAZING.........ITS HOW LITTLE JOSH GOT MOMMY TO BUY IT FOR HIM...THAT IS FUCKING AMAZING!!! WHY IS IT ALWAYS A CAKE ASS WHITE BOY TRYIN TO BE ASIAN OR BLACK DRIVING THIS JAP-CRAP????? AND WHY DO THEY BOLT A PIPE WITH A K&N TO THERE THROTTLE BOBY AND CALL IT AN "INTAKE"? ISNT THAT THE AIR CLEANER??? NOSSSS DUUUUDE TUUUNERZ BRO!! I JUST BOUHGT ME A JDM TURBO INTERCOOLED SET OF SEAT COVERS.............. |
| From: |
Ds_GT on June 25, 2004 @ 12:27 pm |
| Comment: |
Domestics suck...
Anywho...the above joke was pretty funny... |
| From: |
choppa on July 6, 2004 @ 3:27 am |
| Comment: |
FORD SUCK DICK........DODGE AND GMC ALL THE WAY |
| From: |
Dodge Hater on September 2, 2004 @ 6:37 pm |
| Comment: |
Anyone who buys a dodge has to be an idiot. They print the warning label on the front of the vehicle: DODGE. (For all you brain surgeons out there, here’s a few definitions of DODGE: avoid, stay away from at all cost and duck.)
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| From: |
Chevy Guy 87Caprice on September 15, 2004 @ 3:32 pm |
| Comment: |
Ford:
Found
On
Road
Dead
Fixed
Or
Repaired
Daily
Dodge:
Dead
Or
Dieing
Garage
Experiment
But one thing Ford, Chevy, and Dodge all have in common. Their fans are always hardcore, and they all kick Import ass. I’ll take a beat up old Chevy or Ford Pickup any day over a Honda or Toyota.
But you never see somebody putting a Ford Engine in their Chevy or Dodge do ya? ;) |
| From: |
PORSCHE on October 17, 2004 @ 2:29 pm |
| Comment: |
Proof
Of
Rich
Spoiled
Children
Having
Everything
:) From Tr3Zch |
| From: |
cartmancool on October 22, 2004 @ 9:18 pm |
| Comment: |
chevey rules Pontiac poor old niga thinks its a cadilac |
| From: |
cartmancool on October 22, 2004 @ 9:20 pm |
| Comment: |
ford fucken old repilt dodge chevy fan yo vetts rule |
| From: |
Ricersblow on October 23, 2004 @ 5:16 pm |
| Comment: |
You mean to tell me your honda civic has 1.8 liters where as my bottle of mountain dew has 2?
Ford
Found
On
Russian
Dump
Forget
On
Road
Driving
Flipped
Over
Reservation
Decoration |
| From: |
Rich on October 26, 2004 @ 3:50 am |
| Comment: |
Jaguar
Jews And Germans Usally Argue Retail
|
| From: |
ME on November 6, 2004 @ 4:18 pm |
| Comment: |
what a waste of time |
| From: |
MT on December 2, 2004 @ 3:48 pm |
| Comment: |
You all suck
|
| From: |
DUDE on December 9, 2004 @ 10:40 am |
| Comment: |
HEY HATERS LEAVE THE KID ALONE HES PRETTY GOOD |
| From: |
hickchick on January 2, 2005 @ 8:20 pm |
| Comment: |
hey...got news for ya...regardless what gears you run ain’t no friggin way 700 ponies can push ya in low 9’s on the 1/4 with *perfect* conditions...will believe it when i see it |
| From: |
67 gt 500 guy on January 30, 2005 @ 10:49 am |
| Comment: |
you mean even with weight reduction,nos that im not counting that giwes me an extra 150 hp and now 2 days agow i put a mac ram super charger on it running high 8"s
so dont talk about what you dont know about |
| From: |
7 seconds on January 31, 2005 @ 2:10 pm |
| Comment: |
Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge. |
| From: |
adam on February 14, 2005 @ 3:30 pm |
| Comment: |
FIAT
Fix
It
Again
Tony |
| From: |
adam on February 14, 2005 @ 3:32 pm |
| Comment: |
Pinto
Putting
IN
New
Transmission
Often |
| From: |
adam on February 14, 2005 @ 3:33 pm |
| Comment: |
AMC
Aint
My
Car |
| From: |
adam sluggo on February 14, 2005 @ 3:35 pm |
| Comment: |
subaru
read backwards
u r a bus |
| From: |
wow on February 17, 2005 @ 8:51 pm |
| Comment: |
ay why you talking shit on american cars(DODGE,FORD,CHEVY)
imports are the ones that suck nay american cars are good but honda accura..wtf what is accura some like sometype of toy. |
| From: |
BUILT FORD TUOGH on March 3, 2005 @ 8:49 pm |
| Comment: |
FORD:
FLIPED OVER REBIULT DODGE
CHEVY:
CHEAP HUNK EVER VEZULIZED YET |
| From: |
69 Z28 on March 7, 2005 @ 1:30 am |
| Comment: |
F-found
O-on
R-rednecks
D-driveway |
| From: |
Dodoge sux balls on March 9, 2005 @ 8:33 pm |
| Comment: |
D rips
O il
D rops
G rease
E verywhere
J ust
E xpect
E very
P roblem
F irst
O n
R ace
D ay
Built for tuff |
| From: |
Mark on March 11, 2005 @ 9:34 pm |
| Comment: |
FORD SUCKS CHEVY RULES ANYONE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH A CHEVY E-MAIL ME AT EVELONE8854@YAHOO.COM |
| From: |
gaz on March 16, 2005 @ 2:56 pm |
| Comment: |
fucking rusty old disel (transits) |
| From: |
mudman on March 16, 2005 @ 2:58 pm |
| Comment: |
JEEP
Just
Enough
Essential
Parts |
| From: |
gaz on March 16, 2005 @ 2:59 pm |
| Comment: |
fucking old rusty disel
|
| From: |
gaz on March 16, 2005 @ 3:00 pm |
| Comment: |
FORD
Fucking
Rusty
Old
Desiel
|
| From: |
gareth on March 16, 2005 @ 3:05 pm |
| Comment: |
Ferrari
Flooded engine resolves redoin and running in
|
| From: |
panzze on April 5, 2005 @ 4:00 pm |
| Comment: |
What do mustangs and tamponds have in common.......?
They are both used by bithes! |
| From: |
Fake Name on April 5, 2005 @ 5:20 pm |
| Comment: |
MaMa Fuckers |
| From: |
Fasbnsh on April 13, 2005 @ 1:26 am |
| Comment: |
D- doing
O- overhauls
D- daily
G- gets
E- expensive |
| From: |
Fasbnsh on April 13, 2005 @ 1:30 am |
| Comment: |
Fords Suck! Chevy all the Way!! |
| From: |
Fordluva67 on April 15, 2005 @ 5:51 pm |
| Comment: |
If you think Chevys are the best you have a serious fuckin problem. U need some fuckin help. Fords are the best. If you do not think so tie ur car do my uncles 67 bronco and hell pull you apart chevy lover. You chevy lovers fucking suck. Fuck off |
| From: |
me on May 26, 2005 @ 5:07 pm |
| Comment: |
CHEVYS ARE OVERALL BETTER THAN FORDS! ITS A FACT ... DEAL WITH IT! |
| From: |
Jess on June 21, 2005 @ 1:55 am |
| Comment: |
I’ve always been a Chevy fan, but what is one thing you can say about a chevy thats positive?!
Ford: Found off roading daily First On Race Day Found on Redneck’s driveway
..there is nothing you can use Chevy or Chevrolet for positively... I’ve tried |
| From: |
Ben on June 27, 2005 @ 9:48 pm |
| Comment: |
fuck every kind of Cars except Fords |
| From: |
Marc on June 27, 2005 @ 9:50 pm |
| Comment: |
The guy right Ford is the best, the rest we could put them in a fucking junkyard!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
DiskDoctor on July 20, 2005 @ 1:45 am |
| Comment: |
FORD
Fix
Or
Repair
Daily
FIAT
Fix
It
Again
Tomorrow
MITSUBISHI
Made
In
Tiwan
Sold
Under
Britsh
Influance
Ship
Here
Incomplete |
| From: |
ford lover on August 11, 2005 @ 5:00 pm |
| Comment: |
Im sorry but dodges dont do any good in the world. And the only reason that Ford are fixed daily cause the dumb dodges wont stop runnin into them. So Back Off!!!!! |
| From: |
carsten on August 23, 2005 @ 12:51 pm |
| Comment: |
oh.... Chevy suck ass.... Things come up things come down if it wasent for chevy tool would rust.....
Ford rocks the human face Ford f-150 is the best strongest and best ever made |
| From: |
MadMan on August 23, 2005 @ 4:27 pm |
| Comment: |
To 67 gt500 Put it back in your pants That pile you call a car is A big Waste of money and the Speed shop is the only one laughing all the way to the bank Your 67 gt500 is a pretty driveway Gnome ,That,s all . Now if you want to talk about something that kicks ass and puts it away is My 1974 Formula 400 ,Sure you Might take Me in a quarter mile But Thats It At a 150 plus miles an hour How far can you go before it blows up , A mile ,Maybe 2. My Old Formula is built for the High Speed long haul not just for a quick spin. And besides Pontiac Dominated the Drag strips in the 60,s till they got booted off ,Cause they just cleaned up, Do Your Research,PONTIAC RULES |
| From: |
Bill Ramsey on September 19, 2005 @ 3:19 pm |
| Comment: |
I have a 72 Datsun 240Z ill take And demestic off the line anyday...
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| From: |
622 on October 11, 2005 @ 4:47 pm |
| Comment: |
What does volkswagen stand for? |
| From: |
Jason on October 14, 2005 @ 6:22 pm |
| Comment: |
AUDI
ALL
Unnecessary
Devices
Installed |
| From: |
Graham on October 27, 2005 @ 2:32 pm |
| Comment: |
To all you stupid GM brand followers...who makes the best handling family hatchback?
Who makes a FWD hot-hatchback that beats a Subaru Imprezza STI (AWD), VW Golf R32 (AWD) and Alfa 146 GTA round a track with a 212PS engine?
Ford do...and the name of this wonderful car...
Focus |
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