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BUYING A NEW FORD
Posted by: leslie buckler on July 3, 2004 @ 7:29 pm

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I went to a couple of car dealerships last week, and the first one I stopped at was Kia, well nothing caught my eye, but the price was right, then I went to a Ford dealer, again nothing really caught my eye, but I looked anyway, then I go to the Chevy dealer, well I see one that I like, the dealer does the once over with me, then he pops the trunk, disapointed, I looked at the dealer and said, "Well, Theres something missing" the dealer ,puzzled asks "What"? I said "at the ford dealership I checked out, they had a new pair of shoes in the trunk of every car"! Smiling the dealer says "Thats so they can walk home"!


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From: joe on September 28, 2004 @ 9:24 am
Comment: suck

From: turd boy on November 19, 2004 @ 3:52 pm
Comment: HAHAHAHAHA!YOU SUCK!

From: n on December 2, 2004 @ 1:05 am
Comment: fuc of nigers it was a good joke fords suc shit

From: 67 gt 500 guy on December 30, 2004 @ 6:12 pm
Comment: its better than wut u suck in your dads room
p.s/ the joke suck dik about this long[


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From: ford rock on January 28, 2005 @ 8:18 pm
Comment: sucked

From: ford rock on January 28, 2005 @ 8:18 pm
Comment: sucked

From: ChevyGirl on March 1, 2005 @ 5:51 pm
Comment: That was great!! I love Chevys alllllll the way! Fords suck bad! Sorry all you ford lovers but your just going to have to face it Chevy is better so much better. Take nascar as an example.

From: Just Me on April 6, 2005 @ 11:22 pm
Comment: That joke is funny, fords suck ass.
I know, i used to own one of the stupid pieces of shit!!

From: WHAT! on April 10, 2005 @ 9:46 pm
Comment: Nice.

From: someone on April 27, 2005 @ 2:07 pm
Comment: chevys suck

From: lol on June 16, 2005 @ 4:21 pm
Comment: Just because Chevys are better at driving in high speed circles doesn’t mean they are good cars. It’s sad that Chevy wastes so much money on the race track instead of spending money on R&D to make cars that have up to date technology.

Thank goodness GM has OnStar - that way when you break down (wether it’s the first time or the 10th time within the week), you can have the piece of mind to know that the most expensive tow truck company is coming to haul your recall mobile to the dealership.

From: Gm lover on July 13, 2005 @ 2:00 pm
Comment: yah right we will only need to use onstar when the brakes on a ford dont work and it crashes into me

From: Spell Check on September 22, 2005 @ 3:00 am
Comment: Am I the only one one this entire web site that can spell properly?

From: sebz.b on September 26, 2005 @ 1:27 pm
Comment: i,d rather push my Holden than drive a Ford

   
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