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F.O.R.D acronyms
Posted by: Quizton on July 14, 2004 @ 1:29 am
F O R D
Found On Rubbish Dumps
Fix Or Repair Daily
Fails On Rainy Days
Fails On Race Day
Found On Roadside Dead
Failure Of Research & Development
Found On Road Deserted
Fast Only Running Downhill
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
Factory Ordered Rebuilt Datsun
Flip Over Read Directions
Four Old Rusted Doors
Ford Owner Really Dumb
For Only Retarded Drivers
(French) - Fabrication Ordinare Reparation Dispendieuse
Ford Owners Recommend Datsun (Dodge)
Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy
For Off Road Death
Fords Only Run Downhill
Fat Old Rusted Dog
Freaking Old Rusted Dodge (Datsun)
Forget Out Running Datsuns
For Old Retarded Drivers
Fucked On Race Day
Found On Rangi’s Drive
First On Recycle Day |
Add your own comment
| From: |
ramair on August 4, 2004 @ 7:37 am |
| Comment: |
What does ford mean if you spell it backwards? Driver Returns On Foot |
| From: |
dj on October 4, 2004 @ 11:51 am |
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dear ramair,
datsuns aren’t doges, they’re old nissans
dumbass |
| From: |
dj on October 4, 2004 @ 11:52 am |
| Comment: |
fucked on race day |
| From: |
ford28 on October 23, 2004 @ 9:45 pm |
| Comment: |
thats rights dj about datsuns but your the real dumb ass
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| From: |
LuLu (chevy girl) on November 4, 2004 @ 10:44 pm |
| Comment: |
those are great |
| From: |
biscuit on November 10, 2004 @ 8:14 pm |
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DJ, I think they meant that Dodge could be replaced with Datsun. |
| From: |
mp3 kid on December 14, 2004 @ 11:54 pm |
| Comment: |
How about "Fond Of Reservation Dump"? |
| From: |
67 gt 500 guy on December 30, 2004 @ 5:56 pm |
| Comment: |
dont hate us because your behind us |
| From: |
hickchick on January 2, 2005 @ 8:05 pm |
| Comment: |
i like ford tractors...have nothing against ford pickups...dislike ford cars...would still like to have the new ford gt40... |
| From: |
smitty on January 5, 2005 @ 9:05 pm |
| Comment: |
man i like this 67 gt 500 guy this man nows how it is
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| From: |
Brock on January 25, 2005 @ 11:02 pm |
| Comment: |
if only u would stop wasteing ur time on ford coments u could have ur chevy fixed by now and wouldn’t have to walk everywhere or ride ur sis |
| From: |
Dream Machine on January 26, 2005 @ 3:20 pm |
| Comment: |
You guys forgot about Fucked Over Rebulit Dodge. |
| From: |
fords suck on July 14, 2005 @ 6:17 pm |
| Comment: |
what has 610 lb ft of torque, not chevy or ford, but the real truck DODGE CUMMINS 600
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| From: |
PIMPIN CAMARO on July 15, 2005 @ 12:50 pm |
| Comment: |
"BUY A FORD,BUY THE BEST,DRIVE A MILE,WALK THE REST".........THIS SHOULD BE FORDS PICKUP LINE |
| From: |
Jason Galvin on July 15, 2005 @ 12:50 pm |
| Comment: |
faster on rolling dolleys |
| From: |
stewi on August 15, 2005 @ 2:07 am |
| Comment: |
i have anew one for ford found on roideao drive |
| From: |
Audrey on August 18, 2005 @ 4:40 pm |
| Comment: |
ford sucks ass they are a peice of shit |
| From: |
JEH on August 23, 2005 @ 12:50 pm |
| Comment: |
in reverse "driver returns on foot" |
| From: |
Mr.Beast on September 2, 2005 @ 1:46 pm |
| Comment: |
Found on Road Decimating.
Flat out Runs Dodge
Remember GT40 |
| From: |
Adam C on September 5, 2005 @ 2:45 am |
| Comment: |
F.O.R.D. backwards - Drive Rarely Or Fucked
Just thought of that... ha!
By the way, I like Ford and Dodge. Everyone needs to grow up (Audrey and Brock) and enjoy all motor company’s, they all have there plus’s and negative sides.
-AC |
| From: |
Mustang Chick on September 13, 2005 @ 7:34 pm |
| Comment: |
Ford 4 ever ya’ll! Chevy frickin sucks |
| From: |
Built Ford Tough* on September 15, 2005 @ 2:20 am |
| Comment: |
Bite me Dodge boy..a Real man drives a Ford! |
| From: |
automechanic69 on October 22, 2005 @ 12:48 am |
| Comment: |
Fucker
Only
Rolls
Downhill |
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