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Nobody likes fords!
Posted by: Emma on August 4, 2004 @ 9:35 pm
Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I’ll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I’ll give you this whole bag of lollypops!"
Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!!"
(sorry if this joke was already taken) |
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jon on August 16, 2004 @ 9:23 pm |
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BOOO i bet you drive a chevy |
| From: |
The Redneck on August 18, 2004 @ 4:53 am |
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GRRRRRRRRRRR you dont no the meaning of built ford tuff |
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3748Ford on August 30, 2004 @ 6:48 pm |
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Seen the same joke, but it was a Chevy |
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пП ° on November 1, 2004 @ 2:23 am |
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Bet u no nuttin bout a good racin car! |
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NICK on November 6, 2004 @ 11:19 pm |
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CHEVY KICKS A** 98% OF FORDS ARE ON THE ROAD THE OTHER 2% FINALY MADE IT HOME. |
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NICK on November 6, 2004 @ 11:21 pm |
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HOW DO YOU SPELL FORD: SLOW! |
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67 gt 500 guy on December 30, 2004 @ 5:50 pm |
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shut your trap u chevy wannabeas i could wipe the floor whith u all in my mustang 702hp flat on dyno 786 torqe 1/4 mile time 9.1sec
try and catch up |
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bongzilla on December 31, 2004 @ 12:54 pm |
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this gt 500 guy sounds like he can wip some major chevy ass
put them to shame as much as they are now |
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hickchick on January 2, 2005 @ 8:02 pm |
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good thing about fords...they don’t rust and have strong rears...
bad thing about fords...lack of parts interchangability and cruddy trannys
good thing about chevys: strong trannys and parts interchangability
bad thing about chevys: rust and cruddy rears
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LiLQTstompnDemstangz on January 21, 2005 @ 1:25 am |
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Chris can i hump you? you rock lol |
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Mopar 03/17/05 on March 17, 2005 @ 9:24 pm |
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My MOPAR’s lug nuts require more torque than your Chevy & ford makes |
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HOLDEN on April 6, 2005 @ 11:16 pm |
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Like mike above...i once owned a ford, and i plead temporary insanity
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yyyyyyy on April 9, 2005 @ 7:25 pm |
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that sucked like @$$8*!** |
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