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stranded penguin
Posted by: washburn on September 9, 2004 @ 1:27 pm

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A vacationing penguin was driving through arizona when he noticed the oil pressure light was on.He got out to look and saw oil dripping from his motor.
The penguin drove to the nearest town and dropped the car off at the first gas station.After dropping the car off he went for a walk around town to kill a little time while he waited.
He saw an ice cream shop and thought something really cold sure would hit the spot in the arizona heat.
So he sat at the table to eat his ice cream.Having no hands,he made a huge mess eating with his flippers.
After that he went back to the station and asked the mechanic if he’d found the problem.
the mechanic looked up from the motor and said"Looks like you blew a seal"
"No,no,"the penguin said,wiping his mouth,"its just ice cream."


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From: the penguin on September 9, 2004 @ 5:02 pm
Comment: no,it really was just ice cream,i swear

From: washburn on September 15, 2004 @ 10:55 pm
Comment: thanks shaun

From: trish on November 5, 2004 @ 12:20 pm
Comment: that poor whale........ thats like getting a blow job off a dwarf

   
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