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The Difference in a Golf ball and a ford
Posted by: Chase on October 14, 2004 @ 9:23 am
Whats the difference in a golf ball and a ford?
You can drive a golf ball over 200 yards. |
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V8Holdenfreak on October 16, 2004 @ 4:54 am |
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lol i get it u pretty much hit the nail on the head with that 1
PS from V8Holdenfreak aka Steven Berry |
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lol on October 30, 2004 @ 9:56 am |
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HOLDENS SUCK |
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lol on October 30, 2004 @ 9:57 am |
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HOLDENS SUCK |
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Jlaudioman on November 8, 2004 @ 9:56 pm |
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so true |
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rodriguez53d on November 15, 2004 @ 6:50 pm |
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ur joke sucks |
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bill on December 2, 2004 @ 12:45 am |
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yeah that guys right fords suck, holdens kick ass |
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bob on December 2, 2004 @ 1:08 am |
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let me set you guys all straight fords are the worst thing man has ever designed,constructed and produced yee-hah
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jack on December 2, 2004 @ 1:09 am |
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im 5 and its commonsense that fords suc and holdens rule
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fords suc shit on December 2, 2004 @ 1:11 am |
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fords aren’t that bad ............................there shit crap little crap boxes that nobody likes
p.s i am known to kill people if they like fords |
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a on December 2, 2004 @ 1:13 am |
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holden v8 are dabomb they rock ford xr8 are too heavy and slow holden ss,monaro,caprice are the best thing man has ever done this millenium |
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a on December 2, 2004 @ 1:13 am |
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holden v8 are dabomb they rock ford xr8 are too heavy and slow holden ss,monaro,caprice are the best thing man has ever done this millenium |
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fords are crap shit on December 2, 2004 @ 1:16 am |
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if any of you have a ford can i have ur address so ican come and put a bomb and smash the windows and pop ur tires and graffiti it!! please i’ll be happy to buy u a new holden cough cough
fords sucdid i ever mention that fords suc,oh yeah fords suc!, i think forgot to tell you but fords really suc |
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67 gt 500 guy on December 30, 2004 @ 5:40 pm |
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its probobly better than what you suck |
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bongzilla on December 31, 2004 @ 12:50 pm |
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people make fun of ford because they cant get one, they are probobly driving a comaro or
trans am,i got a cobra and it can beat ws6 trans ams and ss with ease
so all of youall can go suck your dads dick befor your sister does b**ch
ps what the hell is a holden
it probobly sucks anyway
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hickchick on January 2, 2005 @ 7:54 pm |
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bongzilla, get a life and quit talking BS...no one here really gives a crap about your slush box..btw...have yet to see a svt cobra (factory) that can run with the 02 ws6 TA’s (factory)... |
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hickchick on January 2, 2005 @ 7:55 pm |
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btw...holden is the aussie gm line...the new gto is actually a holden...so STFU poser |
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SMITTY on January 5, 2005 @ 8:55 pm |
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hey man i agree with bongzilla ford are the best truck ever your little holden pieces of crap suck . My F-350 4x4 with a 8 in lift with 40x15.5x 16 super swamper boggers with a banks chip i could pull any one of your little crap holden trucks in the MUD and on the BLACK top oh yea i also have a 1987 BRONCO aka(the baddest suv ever built) with a 8in lift with 44x16.5x15 super swamper tires on it with a 400 in it that could also pull any one of yalls holdens any where also how about them apples
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hickchick on January 10, 2005 @ 11:00 pm |
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Ummmmm Holden isn’t a truck poser... If you think I’m impressed with your pathetic line of BS that might impress a 12 yr old I’m not. A Holden can smoke you ass any day of the week. Eat shit and die fucker. |
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the truth is told on January 25, 2005 @ 10:50 pm |
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ya but u can drive a ford over 200 yards, u can’t drive a chevy that much. u can drive a ford all ur live |
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ford rock on January 28, 2005 @ 8:12 pm |
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my ford would put any of your piles of shit in it’s dust |
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hay hick chick on January 29, 2005 @ 9:42 am |
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you little 13 year old jail bait pos yur stupid a stock svt cobr can beat a ws6 tranz am
and a ss they might look nice but its not worth driving yur probobly driving a honda |
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7 seconds on January 31, 2005 @ 2:06 pm |
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My Chevy runs 9’s in the quarter mile. |
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5.7 SS on February 16, 2005 @ 6:33 pm |
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I see u have forgotten about Bathurst, how many times have Holden won, it’s the only race that counts. |
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no on February 17, 2005 @ 3:43 am |
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Holden are the shittest cars eva
H-holden
S=shitty
V-veichles |
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holdens shit hole on February 17, 2005 @ 3:45 am |
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whats the difference between a ford and holden..............fords dont breakdown when going at 30km/h |
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YES on February 23, 2005 @ 9:02 am |
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Very True |
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Hey hick chick on March 1, 2005 @ 1:31 am |
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YOUR THA DUMBEST BITCH I’ve EVER KNOWN. FUCK A HOLDEN AND FUCK YOUR SORRY DISEASE INFESTED ASS. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE TRANS AM? Huh ? |
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ford sucks on March 3, 2005 @ 9:16 pm |
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Smitty i would hope after putting all that money into something so shitty it can do something. I could take a stock chevy truck and do the same thing...u see thats the thing u need to put money into a ford for it to be above the shitty level...chevy’s come from the factory like that |
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REL on May 6, 2005 @ 10:18 pm |
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Ford sux monkey balls your joke kicks ass! |
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frank on May 18, 2005 @ 5:47 am |
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you are all braindead fucks :-) |
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holden man on May 22, 2005 @ 7:00 am |
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i have 1 thing to say holdens r beter looking more power look at the 427 kick all the fords asses. id rather push my holden then drive a ford |
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Josve on June 20, 2005 @ 5:06 am |
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u guys are all retards, except those loyal to the ford, BURN THE LION |
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Unbiased on June 21, 2005 @ 6:08 am |
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Man is this going nowhere! If any of yous read Wheels, you’d realie that the Falcon wins the comparison about 8/10 times. GM/Holden enthusiasts think that what is on the terack is what is on the road, WRONG! And to all the Yanks out there, just like to say I wouldn’t mind a GM or Ford, just not any Jap crap. If I had the kash, I would buy whichever car was the better one. Maybe all the people driving XD Falcons and VC Commodores should just shut up because they dont actually own a new Ford or Holden. Argue that. |
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bob on July 2, 2005 @ 8:56 am |
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god created shit and god made it move |
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bob on July 2, 2005 @ 8:57 am |
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god created shit and ford made it move |
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bob on July 2, 2005 @ 8:59 am |
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love is sweet love is golden love should be made in the back of a holden
but if you want to like it if u get bored become a homesexual prick and F**K in a ford
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joke on August 24, 2005 @ 1:29 pm |
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you read wheels and realy beleave the shit that comes from that mag like half the pplz who review the car are a buntch of brain dead old farts who probaly never done more than 110 klicks an hour in there life fords are a joke the poorly designed and built if you truly know what your on about with a car youd would know how shit thay really are id go any car exept a ford or any thing related to the pice of shit |
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1956 Fj Holden ute on September 6, 2005 @ 2:34 pm |
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.....and on the 8th day, god created fords............to keep dikheds outta holdens
:D
Holden Means A Great Deal 2 Australia
:D
id rather push my holden than drive a ford
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My Name ? on September 26, 2005 @ 1:29 pm |
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Well, its nice 2 meet some ppl that can speak english, and from aus.
first time i went 4 a drive in a holden, i spewed in the first 3 mins.
probly coz i juz ate and there was no air con...but dosnt that tell u summin ??
holdens suck balls !! |
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GET F#$ED on October 11, 2005 @ 4:45 pm |
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GO HOLDENS FUCK FORDS STUPID SHIT BOXES |
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fords rock,chevs suc on October 11, 2005 @ 4:46 pm |
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man i agree with anybody who thinks fords are the best! all u ppl who hate them are just jealous cuz u cant get one! hahaha i hate chevys...there shitty! |
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FORD ALL THE WAY on October 17, 2005 @ 4:19 pm |
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HOLDENS ARE SO FUKIN SHIT FORDS SHIT ALL OVA DEM
H-holdens O-oil L-leaks D-day E-en N-night
HOLDENS R GAY like come on fords make trucks ford makes nascars, ford own MAZDA wat the fuk does holden own 7 years of bathurst BIG FUKIN DEAL
A REAL MAN ONLY DRIVES A FORD
F-fucked O-on R-race D-day HUH well least dey anit VIRGINS
MY POINT HAS BEEN MADE IF NOT WELL ILL TELL YA ONCE MORE FORDS RULES EVERY MILE OF THE ROAD HOLDENS DRIVERS ARE UGLY DOGS |
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fOrD LoVeR on October 24, 2005 @ 2:19 pm |
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god created shit and holden put wheels on it |
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